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(Daily Mail)   Ladies, don't you just hate it when the human hair weave you get at the salon turns out to be filled with flesh-eating maggots that burrow into your head?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-10-31 07:46:50 PM  
www.freemontsoffice.com
 
2013-10-31 07:47:22 PM  
Yeah right. Really believable.
 
2013-10-31 07:51:34 PM  
Nope.tiff
 
2013-10-31 07:52:16 PM  
They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see

Say what now?
 
2013-10-31 07:52:22 PM  
I'm a dude and I even hate it when it happens to me.
 
2013-10-31 07:54:57 PM  
'They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see.'

 thatsracist.gif
 
2013-10-31 07:55:53 PM  
i1024.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 07:56:03 PM  
That's what you get for buying a weave from Buffalo Bob
 
2013-10-31 07:56:23 PM  

Snuffybud: Yeah right. Really believable.


If you want some extra fun for that, look up Bot Flies. Those do burrow into scalps and the like, and are a blast to pull out from wherever they burrow.

/in a weave? doubt it...
//NEVER going to a tropical location, although my Plaquenil will keep the malaria at bay!
 
2013-10-31 07:57:26 PM  

Snuffybud: Yeah right. Really believable.


Daily fail, taking it to new heights.

Maggots will not "eat into your skull".
 
2013-10-31 07:58:27 PM  
But it was only a fantasy - the wall was too high, as she could see.  No matter how she tried, she could not break free.
 
2013-10-31 07:59:41 PM  

Anastacya: Snuffybud: Yeah right. Really believable.

If you want some extra fun for that, look up Bot Flies. Those do burrow into scalps and the like, and are a blast to pull out from wherever they burrow.

/in a weave? doubt it...
//NEVER going to a tropical location, although my Plaquenil will keep the malaria at bay!


My step-mom got bot fly larvae wriggling around in her thigh on a trip to Oaxaca. Comes from a mosquito bite.

Had a hell of a time getting the drs to believe her what it was.
 
2013-10-31 08:00:05 PM  
A true nappy ass weave.
 
2013-10-31 08:00:10 PM  
www.financialsense.com

/ obscure?
 
2013-10-31 08:00:50 PM  
So how long til the Daily Mail covers the story of the teenagers getting killed by a guy with a hook hand?
 
2013-10-31 08:03:19 PM  

Gilligann: They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see

Say what now?


That guy on the bike: 'They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see.'

 thatsracist.gif



I see I came here for nothing.  Carry on, then.
 
2013-10-31 08:04:42 PM  

phrawgh: A true nappy ass weave.


Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.
 
2013-10-31 08:05:47 PM  

CRtwenty: So how long til the Daily Mail covers the story of the teenagers getting killed by a guy with a hook hand?


Right after the lady who used a live lobster as a sex aide and went to the ER with abdominal pain and had thousands of baby lobsters pour out of her vag.
 
2013-10-31 08:05:54 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: [www.financialsense.com image 520x241]

/ obscure?


About as obscure as McDonalds.
 
2013-10-31 08:07:08 PM  

CRtwenty: So how long til the Daily Mail covers the story of the teenagers getting killed by a guy with a hook hand?


The calls were coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
 
2013-10-31 08:07:56 PM  

Luse: phrawgh: A true nappy ass weave.

Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.


Exactly. They use them to debride wounds.
 
2013-10-31 08:09:17 PM  
Nuther reason not to buy a hair weave.
 
2013-10-31 08:10:29 PM  

kazikian: Luse: phrawgh: A true nappy ass weave.

Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.

Exactly. They use them to debride wounds.


...and they were burrowing into her skull....guys, she's a ZOMBIE!
 
2013-10-31 08:11:40 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: CRtwenty: So how long til the Daily Mail covers the story of the teenagers getting killed by a guy with a hook hand?

Right after the lady who used a live lobster as a sex aide and went to the ER with abdominal pain and had thousands of baby lobsters pour out of her vag.


Yeah about that

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp
 
2013-10-31 08:15:28 PM  
How about that ridiculous urban legend of a female murderer who escaped from the Arizona insane asylum six times, then moved to California and became a maid.
 
2013-10-31 08:17:20 PM  

kazikian: Luse: phrawgh: A true nappy ass weave.

Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.

Exactly. They use them to debride wounds.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatobia_hominis
 
2013-10-31 08:23:36 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Anne.Uumellmahaye: CRtwenty: So how long til the Daily Mail covers the story of the teenagers getting killed by a guy with a hook hand?

Right after the lady who used a live lobster as a sex aide and went to the ER with abdominal pain and had thousands of baby lobsters pour out of her vag.

Yeah about that

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp


[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-10-31 08:23:43 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: [www.financialsense.com image 520x241]

/ obscure?


and the worms ate into his brain...

nothing is obscure on Fark.
 
2013-10-31 08:26:48 PM  
Unbeweaveable.
 
2013-10-31 08:27:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-31 08:28:16 PM  
Maggots, don't you hate it when the flesh snack you buy at the store turns out to be filled with human hair?

There's always two sides to a story.
 
2013-10-31 08:28:31 PM  
I guess not even those across the pond are fond of the Daily Fail.

It's not even fit to be called yellow journalism.
 
2013-10-31 08:30:13 PM  
Maggot infestations do occur:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMO5Gwelwk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=DrMO5Gwelwk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Rc-txSd4M">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-0Rc-txSd4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYyOxbBAnk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=UbYyOxbBAnk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqPNca8pvo">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=3dqPNca8pvo
 
2013-10-31 08:35:26 PM  
From the article: He added: 'It is unfortunate how the West has influenced Kenyan youth, especially ladies.
'They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see.'

Maybe it's unfortunate how farking stupid Kenyan youth, especially ladies, are.

Stunned scrunts.
 
2013-10-31 08:35:31 PM  

42_42_42: Maggot infestations do occur:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMO5Gwelwk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=DrMO5Gwelwk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Rc-txSd4M">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-0Rc-txSd4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYyOxbBAnk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=UbYyOxbBAnk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqPNca8pvo">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=3dqPNca8pvo


NOPE

Mindbleach...

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-31 08:36:25 PM  
Bet Shatner lies awake nights worrying about 'em.
thescifichristian.com
 
2013-10-31 08:45:18 PM  
Sounds legit.
 
2013-10-31 08:45:38 PM  

Luse: phrawgh: A true nappy ass weave.

Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.


QFT.
 
2013-10-31 08:50:03 PM  

42_42_42: Maggot infestations do occur:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMO5Gwelwk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=DrMO5Gwelwk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Rc-txSd4M">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-0Rc-txSd4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYyOxbBAnk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=UbYyOxbBAnk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqPNca8pvo">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=3dqPNca8pvo


Could I get the lingiune with clam sauce, please?
 
2013-10-31 08:50:42 PM  
Dr CK Musau, a surgeon at Nairobi hospital, told iReportersTV that he had dealt with ten similar cases in the last six months.
He added: 'It is unfortunate how the West has influenced Kenyan youth, especially ladies.
'They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see.'

oh lawdy, lawd.

That said, this most likely did not happen unless those are some seriously jacked up maggots.
 
2013-10-31 08:53:40 PM  
I don't know how people can wear those things. They always LOOK dirty. Do they get washed? Thoroughly washed? Even regular shampooing is probably not enough for what could be living in there.
 
2013-10-31 08:53:48 PM  

FueledByEthanol: [img.fark.net image 283x293]


LOL. Had that reaction many a time playing Dark Souls.
 
2013-10-31 08:55:43 PM  

Link

MemeSlave: Luse: phrawgh: A true nappy ass weave.

Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.

QFT.


skullkrusher: Dr CK Musau, a surgeon at Nairobi hospital, told iReportersTV that he had dealt with ten similar cases in the last six months.
He added: 'It is unfortunate how the West has influenced Kenyan youth, especially ladies.
'They should stick to their natural African beauty as opposed to trying to ape what they see.'

oh lawdy, lawd.

That said, this most likely did not happen unless those are some seriously jacked up maggots.





Am I typing in invisible ink or something?
 
2013-10-31 09:07:30 PM  
AbiNormal: Am I typing in invisible ink or something?

I came to post that, but now that it's already been posted, I'm starting to wonder.

Maybe she was a zombie.
 
2013-10-31 09:10:38 PM  
And ... if maggots eat zombies, how long does it take?

Can you outlive the zombie apocalypse by holing up and waiting for the maggots to eat everything?

And, if I type "how long for maggots to consume a human corpse", in a google search, will that raise red flags at the NSA?
 
2013-10-31 09:25:34 PM  
 
2013-10-31 09:25:35 PM  

Luse: Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.


Some do.  Some don't.  In addition to the human bot fly, mangoworms very much eat living flesh.

The key to using maggons in debridement therapy is to use the right ones.
 
2013-10-31 09:31:25 PM  

dragonchild: Luse: Must have been, since maggots only eat necrotic flesh.

Some do.  Some don't.  In addition to the human bot fly, mangoworms very much eat living flesh.

The key to using maggons in debridement therapy is to use the right ones.


So you're saying that she might not be a zombie?
 
2013-10-31 09:33:45 PM  
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, for y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended for I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shiat

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-31 09:44:37 PM  

syrynxx: But it was only a fantasy - the wall was too high, as she could see.  No matter how she tried, she could not break free.


Nice.
 
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