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(The Smoking Gun)   It's the Great Pumpkin Filled With Cocaine, Charlie Brown   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-31 07:45:24 PM
Those are indeed great pumpkins! :-~D
 
2013-10-31 09:07:35 PM
I got a Rock?
 
2013-10-31 09:07:59 PM
*shkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*  Good... *cough* grief.....
 
2013-10-31 09:11:28 PM
www.partyvibe.org

/oblig
 
2013-10-31 09:12:03 PM
The "Great Pumpcaine" if you will.
 
2013-10-31 09:13:43 PM
I got a rock.
 
2013-10-31 09:14:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 09:38:55 PM
from the comments: it's a crack-o-lantern
 
2013-10-31 09:44:12 PM
Explains that Robot Chicken episode.
 
2013-10-31 09:59:52 PM
No wonder he's so happy.

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2013-10-31 10:08:40 PM
www.roflcat.com

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-31 10:08:51 PM
Pumpkin pie with freebase topping - two great tastes that taste great together!
 
2013-10-31 10:21:03 PM
Wanted for questioning...

i.imgur.com

Also explains this...

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-31 10:30:53 PM
Wow, so she killed the Headless Horseman three times?
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2013-10-31 10:45:47 PM
The only way this person could have been dumber is if someone in baggage claim swiped the crack punkins and she reported them stolen.
 
2013-10-31 10:48:20 PM
she was obviously stoned out of her gourd
 
2013-10-31 10:50:43 PM
"Lights please.

And there were in the same acre farmers, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their crop by night. And, lo, the leaf of the Pumpkin came upon them, and the glory of the Pumpkin shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the leaf said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of bok choy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the field of sincerity a seed, which is Christ, the Gourd."

"And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the seed wrapped in swaddling husks, lying in a corn row." And suddenly, there was with the leaf a multitude of the heavenly roast praising Gourd, and saying, "Glory to Gourd in the Highest, and in Earth peas, and good will toward men."

"That's what Halloween is all about, Charlie Brown."
 
2013-10-31 11:12:54 PM
Was it the Great Dolemite?
 
2013-10-31 11:43:41 PM
She arrived at the airport.

Did she get dropped off by car, take the train, or perhaps fly in from some location that might be of interest?
 
2013-11-01 12:22:29 AM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-01 12:33:53 AM
I figured this was going to be about Rob Ford.
 
2013-11-01 12:34:08 AM
It's my opinion that someone ratted on her.  If you picked up such a large pumpkin, how could you tell that it weighed slightly more than usual?  Sounds like they were waiting for her to attempt to get o n the plane because they didn't have a warrant for a search and seizure.
 
2013-11-01 01:41:20 AM
Jacked O' Lanterns.
 
2013-11-01 02:53:26 AM
JohnnyRebel88: It's my opinion that someone ratted on her. If you picked up such a large pumpkin, how could you tell that it weighed slightly more than usual?

So, um, who the hell flies with pumpkins?

I would definitely look at anyone flying with pumpkins with a bit more scrutiny.

// next time, liquify the cocaine, add some food coloring, stick it in a bottle of makers mark, dip it in wax and put it in your checked luggage, you can bring back 2 liters duty free.

// don't actually do this because the NSA already saw it and will be scrutinizing anyone checking bottles of makers mark now, I know I would.
 
2013-11-01 04:08:58 AM

lordargent: JohnnyRebel88: It's my opinion that someone ratted on her. If you picked up such a large pumpkin, how could you tell that it weighed slightly more than usual?

So, um, who the hell flies with pumpkins?

I would definitely look at anyone flying with pumpkins with a bit more scrutiny.

// next time, liquify the cocaine, add some food coloring, stick it in a bottle of makers mark, dip it in wax and put it in your checked luggage, you can bring back 2 liters duty free.

// don't actually do this because the NSA already saw it and will be scrutinizing anyone checking bottles of makers mark now, I know I would.


People from West Virgina...  Wait, I did that wrong.
If the couldn't find the entry cut, why would they x-ray it?  I haven't flown in a long time and I guess there could have been a bomb inside. Which they should of thought of, but didn't.  She might as well just put it in her non-carry on luggage at that point.
I am sure there are great ways to smuggle blow, it just sounded like she was under surveillance
 
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