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(Newschannel 9)   House catches fire for third time in two weeks. If at first you don't succeed   (newschannel9.com) divider line 29
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2013-10-31 05:40:30 PM
Republicans will do anything to get Obamacare repealed.
 
2013-10-31 05:41:48 PM
I was thinking this was a repeat and was going to say "another one"? But it really is another one. Weird
 
2013-10-31 05:42:02 PM
 
2013-10-31 05:42:41 PM
...try, try again
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-31 05:44:03 PM
Piss-poor arsonist or attention whore?
 
2013-10-31 05:44:22 PM
YES! Twice Fark has not disappointed me!
 
2013-10-31 05:46:31 PM
And it wasn't lupus THAT time either.
 
2013-10-31 05:46:36 PM
If the aquarium isn't doing enough for Chattanooga tourism, these public marshmallow roasts should really do the trick
 
2013-10-31 05:46:43 PM
The Mended Drum House.
 
2013-10-31 05:50:18 PM
Sounds like a promo for that Hunger Games movie.
 
2013-10-31 05:51:15 PM
insurelargotoday.com
 
2013-10-31 05:56:20 PM
My dad used to prank us with those birthday candles that would relight every time you blew them out. Can't even imagine how annoying a whole house made out of that would be.
 
2013-10-31 05:56:39 PM
About a mile from me, there are five older houses on large lots that are slated for demolition to be replaced with twenty-five homes on tiny lots.  The silt fences are up, the doors are gone, and every window that hasn't been removed has been smashed.  I'm anticipating this will be next.
 
2013-10-31 05:56:54 PM

meeegles: If the aquarium isn't doing enough for Chattanooga tourism, these public marshmallow roasts should really do the trick


See Rock City....BURN!!!!
 
2013-10-31 06:00:20 PM
ASK TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN, WITH LEMONS!
 
2013-10-31 06:06:56 PM
That guy in the center of the picture looks familiar.

www.newschannel9.com
 
2013-10-31 06:08:01 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: That guy in the center of the picture looks familiar.

[www.newschannel9.com image 689x456]


Diabetes?
 
2013-10-31 06:09:59 PM
Somebody must *really* need that insurance money.
 
2013-10-31 06:10:30 PM
We've traced the smoke, and the fire is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
 
2013-10-31 06:40:39 PM
You get your tv show canceled, and you'd be hot too.
 
2013-10-31 06:59:10 PM
pffft.  Mine caught fire four times in a 24 hour period.

Anyone remember that insulation advertised in the 80s that you could hold a sample in your hand while melting a penny over it with a blowtorch?  Yeah, fark those guys in the butt to death.

/with a Godzilla dick
//fire retardant my ass
 
2013-10-31 07:11:18 PM

elchupacabra: pffft.  Mine caught fire four times in a 24 hour period.

Anyone remember that insulation advertised in the 80s that you could hold a sample in your hand while melting a penny over it with a blowtorch?  Yeah, fark those guys in the butt to death.

/with a Godzilla dick
//fire retardant my ass



Insulating != fire retardant
 
2013-10-31 07:30:42 PM
impose.vaesite.net
 
2013-10-31 09:38:06 PM
You'd think after the house caught it the first time it would build up an immunity.
 
2013-10-31 10:08:36 PM

Bondith: You'd think after the house caught it the first time it would build up an immunity.


Fire is a helluva drug.
 
2013-10-31 10:46:03 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Bondith: You'd think after the house caught it the first time it would build up an immunity.

Fire is a helluva drug.


Fire: Not even once.
 
2013-10-31 11:15:17 PM
We don't need no water/Let the mother farker burn
Burn
Mother farker
Burn

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 11:17:18 PM

Bondith: You'd think after the house caught it the first time it would build up an immunity.


If a house unintentionally catches on fire, I've been told it has ways of shutting it down.

/Sorry
 
2013-11-01 02:18:04 AM

lockers: Pointy Tail of Satan: That guy in the center of the picture looks familiar.

[www.newschannel9.com image 689x456]

Diabetes?


Well there's your problem.
 
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