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(Bleacher Report)   Hey, the New Orleans Pelicans unveiled their new masc--AAIIGGHHH. IT ATE MY CHILD'S SOUL   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2013-10-31 04:01:52 PM  
The Nuggets' "Rocky" > all other mascots.

Probably the only thing that will be watchable in the Pepsi Center this season.  Sigh.

/Fan-plan ticket holder
 
2013-10-31 04:15:43 PM  
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2013-10-31 04:37:46 PM  
Sucks about the skin tags. You'd think he'd take care of them before putting on a tank top.
 
2013-10-31 04:57:51 PM  

Wadded Beef: The Nuggets' "Rocky" > all other mascots.

Probably the only thing that will be watchable in the Pepsi Center this season.  Sigh.

/Fan-plan ticket holder


The Suns Gorilla is the greatest mascot ever
 
2013-10-31 05:02:23 PM  
i411.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 05:07:12 PM  
That's not a pelican, that's a chicken
 
2013-10-31 05:09:11 PM  
i442.photobucket.com Quickly, Alpha! Summon the Power Rangers!
 
2013-10-31 05:15:08 PM  
Go home, Pelican. You're drunk!
 
2013-10-31 05:16:11 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i442.photobucket.com image 140x105] Quickly, Alpha! Summon the Power Rangers!


Assemble a team of teenagers with attitude...
 
2013-10-31 05:16:23 PM  
This whole New Orleans basketball team is just a bad idea all around.
 
2013-10-31 05:24:56 PM  
One, two, Pierre's coming for you...
 
2013-10-31 05:27:31 PM  
More like Hellican, amirite?
 
2013-10-31 05:37:33 PM  
It looks like the child of the San Diego Chicken and the Killer Clowns from Outer Space
 
2013-10-31 05:47:51 PM  
I give them 2 seasons before they offer Gary and Larry Miller a truck full of money for the rights to the Jazz name.
 
2013-10-31 05:48:19 PM  

Ring of Fire: It looks like the child of the San Diego Chicken and the Killer Clowns from Outer Space


Whoa, this is spot on accurate. Bravo!
 
2013-10-31 05:49:07 PM  

Snapper Carr: Gary Gail and Larry Miller

 
2013-10-31 05:52:09 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: [www.blogcdn.com image 425x224]


Our microphones are on...
 
2013-10-31 06:11:31 PM  
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2013-10-31 06:12:57 PM  
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2013-10-31 06:14:15 PM  
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-10-31 06:23:39 PM  
O.o WTF were they thinking....

also

It's morphin time!
 
2013-10-31 06:30:12 PM  
Anybody have a non-BR link?
 
2013-10-31 06:32:18 PM  
Him and that thing on Anthony Davis's face are going to have a monster season this year.
 
2013-10-31 06:38:33 PM  
Good to see the San Diego chicken found work in this tough economy
 
2013-10-31 06:42:36 PM  

buckeyebrain: Anybody have a non-BR link?


Here you go. Or google "Pierre the Pelican."
 
2013-10-31 06:47:44 PM  
Like your kid ever had a soul...
 
2013-10-31 07:04:59 PM  
Reminds me of:
i2.listal.com
 
2013-10-31 07:20:33 PM  

Earguy: This whole New Orleans basketball team is just a bad idea all around.


Looks like the New Orleans Basketball team got "drunk and senile" Tom Benson for an owner, instead of "build a champion" Tom Benson!  I refuse to call them the Pelicans.
 
2013-10-31 07:20:52 PM  
I'm a Pelicans season ticket holder, so I'm really...


...KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2013-10-31 07:30:27 PM  

Earguy: This whole New Orleans basketball team is just a bad idea all around.


It'll be a good idea when they are named the Jazz, and a team in Utah is NOT named the farking Jazz. 

This thing doesn't haunt dreams or eat souls. It's just ugly & terrible. 
It's like a cheap car lot's commercial that is worried about being sued by the San Diego Chicken. 

/not the actual chicken suing
//the owners of the chicken idea
///you get it
 
2013-10-31 07:33:12 PM  
I'll take the case!
 
2013-10-31 07:37:19 PM  
It's a dumb mascot, but it's a dumb name for the team, too. Which is why many of us consider the actual name to be the New Orleans Basketball Team, which is how we refer to them. Or, you know, just "New Orleans", depending on context.
 
2013-10-31 07:41:13 PM  
sprudge.com

Hey guys, come on.   Leave my 'tarded little brother alone.

/ Pelicans?  Really?
 
2013-10-31 09:07:26 PM  
A marvelous bird is the Pelican
Can hold more in his beak than his belly can
He holds more in his beak
Than he can eat in a week
And I don't know how in the Hell he can
 
2013-10-31 10:52:26 PM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: Wadded Beef: The Nuggets' "Rocky" > all other mascots.

Probably the only thing that will be watchable in the Pepsi Center this season.  Sigh.

/Fan-plan ticket holder

The Suns Gorilla is the greatest mascot ever


www.philebrity.com
 
2013-11-01 12:09:36 AM  
oi40.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-01 12:29:24 AM  
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2013-11-01 12:31:46 AM  

Rent Party: [sprudge.com image 450x247]

Hey guys, come on.   Leave my 'tarded little brother alone.

/ Pelicans?  Really?


Only little brother?  Not second cousin?  Either way, I'm still reading that in a drunken cockney accent.
 
2013-11-01 02:12:48 AM  

Lost Thought 00: That's not a pelican, that's a chicken


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-01 09:06:23 AM  
Well its not as bad as the Burger King mascot, but it's pretty damn close.
 
2013-11-01 10:20:08 AM  
Yes the mascot is stupid and so is Benson for telling his GM that he didn't want to wait for the team to build a champion and that he had to make some moves right now so that the team would compete right now. Seriously does anybody think that the current make up of the Pelicans is going to give OKC or Miami a run for their money? Benson forced the hand of the GM and as such he traded away N. Noel (this year's #1 pick) and next year's 1st round pick for a PG that they didn't need, which also forced them to trade R. Lopez, who is a good role playing center, to make the trade happen. I say that they didn't need J. Holiday because they had J. Vasquez on the roster who they could have resigned for much cheaper. Why not let NOLA keep N. Noel and team him up with A. Davis inside and R. Lopez to help them form a solid inside game. You can still go after T. Evans as a RFA and improve the team. Then use next year's 1st round pick to get a PG to team up with two dynamic young inside players as well as a solid core of wing players that can create. I won't get into why sign T. Evans to that massive contract then not start him at SF. That is a discussion for later.

Current Roster                                     What Could Have Been
PG-J. Holiday                                       PG-J. Vasquez
SG-E. Gordon                                      SG-E. Gordon
SF-A. Aminu                                         SF-A. Aminu
PF-A. Davis                                          PF-A. Davis
C-G. Stiemsma                                     C-R. Lopez

Impact Subs                                         Impact Subs
SG-A. Rivers                                         SG-A. Rivers
SF-T. Evans                                          SF-T. Evans
PF-R. Anderson                                    PF-R. Anderson
                                                             C-N. Noel

No 1st round pick in 2014                      Yes 1st round pick in 2014

Which roster would you rather have going forward?
 
2013-11-01 11:36:36 AM  
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2013-11-01 03:13:36 PM  

Rent Party: [sprudge.com image 450x247]

Hey guys, come on.   Leave my 'tarded little brother alone.

/ Pelicans?  Really?


it's the state bird.  it's on the state flag.

the pelican grows angry at its children and wounds them... then, in remorse and sadness, the pelican plucks its heart and feeds its dying children her blood, to revive them... bringing the children back, but dying in the process.

/ it's like christian or something
// back in the day, there was a lot of discussion as to whether or not there should be blood spurting from the pelican's breast on the flag. currently, there is blood.
 
2013-11-01 07:47:24 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Rent Party: [sprudge.com image 450x247]

Hey guys, come on.   Leave my 'tarded little brother alone.

/ Pelicans?  Really?

it's the state bird.  it's on the state flag.

the pelican grows angry at its children and wounds them... then, in remorse and sadness, the pelican plucks its heart and feeds its dying children her blood, to revive them... bringing the children back, but dying in the process.

/ it's like christian or something
// back in the day, there was a lot of discussion as to whether or not there should be blood spurting from the pelican's breast on the flag. currently, there is blood.

 
2013-11-01 07:53:16 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Rent Party: [sprudge.com image 450x247]

Hey guys, come on.   Leave my 'tarded little brother alone.

/ Pelicans?  Really?

it's the state bird.  it's on the state flag.

the pelican grows angry at its children and wounds them... then, in remorse and sadness, the pelican plucks its heart and feeds its dying children her blood, to revive them... bringing the children back, but dying in the process.

/ it's like christian or something
// back in the day, there was a lot of discussion as to whether or not there should be blood spurting from the pelican's breast on the flag. currently, there is blood.


[speechlessmel.gif]

/ Farkin' size limitations....
 
2013-11-01 09:06:39 PM  
I like the mascot...
 
2013-11-02 03:32:49 AM  
Dude...WTF?
 
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