Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Did Jesus ever say anything about the right to bear arms?I thought he was big on the swords into plowshares thing.
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Obama's Reptiloid Master: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Did Jesus ever say anything about the right to bear arms?I thought he was big on the swords into plowshares thing.Jesus and Ronald Reagan used M16s to hunt deer in the Garden of Eden. Later they took the kills to Ted Nugent's house, and listened to "Love Grenade" while Peggy Noonan did a sexy dance with Mona Charen.
Infernalist: Considering all that 'turn the other cheek' and 'thou shall not kill' stuff, you'd think the various churches would be at the forefront of the gun-control issue.But then, they not get as much in tithes if they anger their herpa derp flocks.
qorkfiend: I'm sure their idea of "respectful conversations" amounts to "accept the premise of our belief 100% before we start talking".
lilbjorn: So Christians continue their fight to repeal the 6th commandment.
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