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(The New Republic)   Fact: If you go to a halloween party as "Sexy John Boehner," you are probably going home alone, and you are certainly getting made fun of in a story on Fark   (newrepublic.com) divider line 26
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2013-10-31 03:09:51 PM
Sounds like someone didn't get invited to any parties.
 
2013-10-31 03:11:11 PM
Taken the other night. The Mayor of DC, with a drag queen, who is wearing a crown of dildos. Who said this town can't have fun?

galleries.gothamistllc.com
 
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2013-10-31 03:11:33 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-31 03:12:20 PM
o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-10-31 03:17:50 PM
Was anyone able to read it. I tried... got in two parragraphs and gave up on it getting better. Did it?
 
2013-10-31 03:18:42 PM
Meh...it's been done already:

www.thewrap.com
 
2013-10-31 03:20:41 PM

kbronsito: Was anyone able to read it. I tried... got in two parragraphs and gave up on it getting better. Did it?


It basically amounted to "I hate everyone who tries to have fun and will now go listen to Linkin Park."
 
2013-10-31 03:22:14 PM
"You are lame and cheesy and contrived "

This guy sounds like a hoot.
 
2013-10-31 03:23:56 PM
Anyone got the Boehner pic the article talks about? The link is 404.
 
2013-10-31 03:24:29 PM
I have the weirdest Boehner.
 
2013-10-31 03:30:01 PM

The Goddamn Batman: kbronsito: Was anyone able to read it. I tried... got in two parragraphs and gave up on it getting better. Did it?

It basically amounted to "I hate everyone who tries to have fun and will now go listen to Linkin Park."


Ok... then i'm glad i didn't waste my time. Sorry you had to. Check out link about Patrick Stewart as a lobster. It should help you feel better after reading this one. It also makes the arguments in this New Republic piece of crap invalid.
 
2013-10-31 03:34:30 PM

kbronsito: The Goddamn Batman: kbronsito: Was anyone able to read it. I tried... got in two parragraphs and gave up on it getting better. Did it?

It basically amounted to "I hate everyone who tries to have fun and will now go listen to Linkin Park."

Ok... then i'm glad i didn't waste my time. Sorry you had to. Check out link about Patrick Stewart as a lobster. It should help you feel better after reading this one. It also makes the arguments in this New Republic piece of crap invalid.


Yeah you didnt miss anything, but since you gave up early you cant get in on the class action lawsuit against the "author".

/Halloween is fun in DC, but the exorcist stairs get filled up with drunks
 
2013-10-31 03:37:55 PM
Orange Guido thread?
 
2013-10-31 03:39:59 PM

kbronsito: Patrick Stewart as a lobster


Hahaha, awesome. He definitely wins Halloween. Thanks!
 
2013-10-31 03:40:08 PM
I'm going as Mitch McConnell - aka Sexy Turtle
 
2013-10-31 03:40:55 PM
I assume it's a Snooki outfit, but with short hair instead of long hair.
 
2013-10-31 03:56:54 PM
I gave up after two sentences. Your blog sucks, and you sound fat.
 
2013-10-31 04:10:06 PM
That's not a drag queen that is a dude in a dress with a wig and a dildo crown.

Drag queens actually put time into their appearance and makeup and can pass for a woman.

/voted mz. Heart of Oregon in 2010, a bio queen they called me and others who were genetically female and didn't perform as kings.
//couldn't stay because I had not the money nor seamstress talent to make my own glamorous costumes and travel out of town frequently.
 
2013-10-31 04:34:31 PM
Orangeface is the new blackface?
 
2013-10-31 04:53:25 PM

Walker: Taken the other night. The Mayor of DC, with a drag queen, who is wearing a crown of dildos. Who said this town can't have fun?

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I can't think of him without this website popping into my head http://www.mayorgray.com/
 
2013-10-31 07:02:28 PM

Walker: Taken the other night. The Mayor of DC, with a drag queen, who is wearing a crown of dildos. Who said this town can't have fun?


My TF account was suspended for 3 days for posting a similar picture.  Good luck.
 
2013-10-31 10:32:12 PM
Some of my best friendships started with john boners.

/gaggity
 
2013-10-31 11:57:42 PM
What a horrifying costume.
 
2013-11-01 09:16:01 AM
Your blog sucks
 
2013-11-01 10:54:50 AM
Costume parties were a seminalsemen-al part of my collegiate experience

fixed
 
2013-11-01 12:03:27 PM
Should have gone as "Sexy" Harry Reid.
 
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