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(Yahoo)   Q: Why do Witches ride on Brooms? A: Vacuum Cleaners are too Heavy   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-10-31 03:10:38 PM  
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You do if someone took your broom
 
2013-10-31 03:11:44 PM  
Yeah, but vacuums vibrate so there is incentive.
 
2013-10-31 03:14:21 PM  
And why don't they wear panties? To get a better grip?
 
2013-10-31 03:14:23 PM  
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2013-10-31 03:22:34 PM  
I'm pretty sure Sabrina rode a vacuum.
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2013-10-31 03:26:06 PM  
How do you get a witch pregnant?

You fark her.
 
2013-10-31 03:36:32 PM  
Next time your wife asks you where the broom is the only correct response is "Why are you going somewhere?"
 
2013-10-31 03:38:36 PM  

abhorrent1: Next time your wife asks you where the broom is the only correct response is "Why are you going somewhere?"


Proves, you never had a wife. Wives do not ask you for where the broom is, they tell you to go find the broom and clean the floor.
 
2013-10-31 03:41:33 PM  

mayIFark: abhorrent1: Next time your wife asks you where the broom is the only correct response is "Why are you going somewhere?"

Proves, you never had a wife. Wives do not ask you for where the broom is, they tell you to go find the broom and clean the floor.


No I do have a wife so I know all too well how it works. Once in a while though I get my shots in.
 
2013-10-31 03:44:07 PM  
I don't know.
Let me ask my ex and her mother and get back to you
 
2013-10-31 03:44:42 PM  
A. Because the Warlocks are riding all of the vacuum cleaners.
 
2013-10-31 03:47:51 PM  

sunderland56: A. Because the Warlocks are riding all of the vacuum cleaners.


"I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!"

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2013-10-31 03:54:30 PM  
An Oreck vacuum cleaner is surprisingly light (and comfortable).
 
2013-10-31 03:57:51 PM  

ChipNASA: [karincarthy.files.wordpress.com image 850x395] [www.blogcdn.com image 199x338]


I am surprised that there are no videos (adult) out there....
 
2013-10-31 04:02:34 PM  
 
2013-10-31 04:03:05 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x478]
You do if someone took your broom


I feel old looking at that and being able to know exactly where that it is from and the scene in which it came from.
 
2013-10-31 04:17:07 PM  
WHY hasn't this turned into a Sexy Witch thread yet??

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2013-10-31 04:24:20 PM  
You can go back to Classical Greece and find the old 'broomstick' stuff. It's a reference to dildos, yes. If you google "broomstick phallocrypt" you'll probably find NSFW woodcut whatnot.

The idea that 'flying' is linked to psychotropic drugs is comparatively new. In older versions, it refers to sexual excitement. Really, it's not complicated.
 
2013-10-31 04:52:40 PM  
Is it because of random capitalization of words in Fark headlines?

I bet it is.
 
2013-10-31 05:18:52 PM  
Lawnmowers are impractical.
 
2013-10-31 05:36:36 PM  

RoboZombie: WHY hasn't this turned into a Sexy Witch thread yet??

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or at least girls on brooms with an O face thread...
 
2013-10-31 05:56:03 PM  

mayIFark: And why don't they wear panties? To get a better grip?


Up tight, out of site and in the groove...
 
2013-10-31 06:10:05 PM  

FoxEWolf: Bathia_Mapes: [media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x478]
You do if someone took your broom

I feel old looking at that and being able to know exactly where that it is from and the scene in which it came from.


Nothing wrong with that. It's a fun movie.
 
2013-10-31 06:28:39 PM  

RoboZombie: WHY hasn't this turned into a Sexy Witch thread yet??

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Like this?

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2013-10-31 06:29:58 PM  

highendmighty: or at least girls on brooms with an O face thread...


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2013-10-31 06:43:16 PM  

RandomAxe: You can go back to Classical Greece and find the old 'broomstick' stuff. It's a reference to dildos, yes. If you google "broomstick phallocrypt" you'll probably find NSFW woodcut whatnot.

The idea that 'flying' is linked to psychotropic drugs is comparatively new. In older versions, it refers to sexual excitement. Really, it's not complicated.


So "Santa and his flying sled" instead of being derived from drugged up shamans is really about sex crazed reindeer?
 
2013-10-31 06:53:21 PM  

Uncle Tractor: highendmighty: or at least 18+girls/women on brooms with an O face thread... :p

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2013-10-31 06:56:37 PM  
I know a few witches. They ride Prius' and Jeep Wranglers.  I did notice that they are into herbs, natural healing and do not like wearing panties.

CSB: A Wiccan told me that she would heal me when I had a sinus infection.  We had sex a lot. The cold was gone after three days of sexual healing.


/I was turned into a newt
/I got better
 
2013-10-31 06:57:19 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x478]
You do if someone took your broom


Came here for this and it is the Boobies.
 
2013-10-31 07:27:07 PM  

Jeep2011: I know a few witches. They ride Prius' and Jeep Wranglers.  I did notice that they are into herbs, natural healing and do not like wearing panties.


----- You're on the right track. Witches used to make a sort of paste of herbs and things, smear it on on the broomstick and ride into a psychedelic trip because it absorbed through vaginal tissue.
 
2013-10-31 08:28:59 PM  

LewDux: Witch house


That house.
 
2013-10-31 08:50:00 PM  
No no no. Its "Why do witches fly brooms? Because nature abhors a vacuum". Hmph
 
2013-10-31 10:08:07 PM  

lack of warmth: LewDux: Witch house

That house.


That castle.
 
gja
2013-10-31 10:44:15 PM  
Q: Why do biatches ride on Brooms?
A: Because I wouldn't buy my ex a vacuum?


Oh, I'm sorry. It's Witches.
My bad.
 
2013-10-31 10:58:43 PM  
biatches love brooms. Simpla as that.
 
2013-11-01 12:11:58 AM  
I wish the whole flying on broomsticks thing was real, just think of the money I'd save on gas.
 
2013-11-01 01:12:40 AM  
" ... who you calling a  Hyoscyamus niger ..?"

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