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(NYPost)   Man who raped 38 women is set to be freed, even though he's got the rapiest raper's mustache since Rapey McRapeton raped his way to Rapeville in his rapemobile   (nypost.com) divider line 132
    More: Scary, Rapey McRapeton, Rapeville, Santa Clara County, Los Angeles County, Christopher Hubbart, Antelope Valley, unincorporated areas, California Supreme Court  
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2013-10-31 03:19:39 PM
You said rape seven times.
 
2013-10-31 03:20:06 PM
A Santa Clara County judge announced at a court hearing Friday that Christopher Hubbart, 62, might be moved into a single-family home in Lake Los Angeles, an unincorporated area near Palmdale.

An admitted serial rapist is publicly moving into a rural community full of meth labs.  This should end well.
 
2013-10-31 03:26:12 PM

Ennuipoet: You said rape seven times.


He really, really, really, really, really, really likes rape.
 
2013-10-31 03:29:03 PM
They should dump this POS in Death Valley.
 
2013-10-31 03:30:39 PM
He looks pretty good for 62.
 
2013-10-31 03:32:09 PM
They should process him back into society properly...


s9.postimg.org
 
2013-10-31 03:36:11 PM
Great, I'm stuck in Palmdale, but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't try anything on someone who could fight back, or is male.
 
2013-10-31 03:45:51 PM
" Just blowing you a little kiss..."

 thenypost.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-31 03:47:41 PM

ozone: Ennuipoet: You said rape seven times.

He really, really, really, really, really, really likes rape.


Is there an official record for most use of the word rape in a single comment? I'd like a shot at it...
 
2013-10-31 03:47:45 PM
Man who raped 38 women

In a row?
 
2013-10-31 03:48:01 PM
but can he cut grass?
 
2013-10-31 03:48:01 PM
Santa Clara County Deputy District Attorney Vonda Tracey said Hubbart's release is the final phase in a multi-step treatment process that ends with a conditional release in the community, where he will initially be under constant supervision.

Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to leave him in prison or some kind of halfway house that still has fences?
 
2013-10-31 03:48:59 PM
img.fark.net
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
 
2013-10-31 03:49:16 PM

ChimpMitten: Man who raped 38 women

In a row?


No, they were scattered about.
 
2013-10-31 03:49:19 PM
Send him to India.
 
2013-10-31 03:49:36 PM
I wonder what he will want to do as soon as he gets out?
 
2013-10-31 03:50:04 PM
Hack his junk off and cut him loose...
 
2013-10-31 03:50:15 PM

LarryDan43: I wonder what he will want to do as soon as he gets out?


Get back to practice with the rest of the Steelers.
 
2013-10-31 03:50:35 PM
How much rape could a rape Chuck rape if a rape Chuck could rape wood?
 
2013-10-31 03:50:50 PM

The Onion is prophetic: A Santa Clara County judge announced at a court hearing Friday that Christopher Hubbart, 62, might be moved into a single-family home in Lake Los Angeles, an unincorporated area near Palmdale.

An admitted serial rapist is publicly moving into a rural community full of meth labs.  This should end well.


Hopefully "end well" is a euphemism for "meth overdose".
 
2013-10-31 03:50:58 PM
I have to say I think this shows how little we value women. Had he raped 38 men, I don't think they'd let him out ever.

/typical feminist response, I'm bored today
 
2013-10-31 03:51:28 PM
Maybe he got it out of his system.
 
2013-10-31 03:51:30 PM
static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-10-31 03:51:51 PM
He looks like Earl Hickey.
 
2013-10-31 03:52:48 PM

Hermione_Granger: I have to say I think this shows how little we value women. Had he raped 38 men, I don't think they'd let him out ever.

/typical feminist response, I'm bored today


If he'd raped 38 men, I don't think he'd want to get out...
 
2013-10-31 03:53:10 PM

LarryDan43: I wonder what he will want to do as soon as he gets out?


www.funsted.com
 
2013-10-31 03:54:30 PM

Treygreen13: LarryDan43: I wonder what he will want to do as soon as he gets out?

Get back to practice with the rest of the Steelers.


As much a Browns fan am I, I must also point out that ol' Ben still hasn't been convicted of rape...and that first one was pretty much made out of thin air (since her co-worker heard her bragging about having sex with Ben the night after the alleged rape).
 
2013-10-31 03:54:32 PM

Hermione_Granger: I have to say I think this shows how little we value women. Had he raped 38 men, I don't think they'd let him out ever.

/typical feminist response, I'm bored today


Had he raped 38 men he wouldn't have wanted to get out

//and he shouldn't be let out now., but you gotta keep the pot smokers in jail you know.
 
2013-10-31 03:55:01 PM

Hermione_Granger: I have to say I think this shows how little we value women. Had he raped 38 men, I don't think they'd let him out ever.

/typical feminist response, I'm bored today



Meh, I'm sure a lot of the people who have been released from prison have raped 38(+) men.  Probably most of the rape was in prison, but still...
 
2013-10-31 03:55:08 PM

UberDave: They should process him back into society properly...


[s9.postimg.org image 546x300]


Dude, Ice Pirates?

/if so, nice!
 
2013-10-31 03:55:22 PM
Nick Cave??? So that's how he gets those crazy lyrics in his head.
 
2013-10-31 03:55:31 PM

ChimpMitten: Man who raped 38 women

In a row?


How did he get them all in the trunk? Must have had a van.
 
2013-10-31 03:56:43 PM
Well, to be fair, feminists have extended the definition of rape to include not calling them the morning after a one night stand.  So he might not be all that dangerous.
 
2013-10-31 03:56:48 PM
I am on my mobile and it's too darn hard for me to post photos. I wanted to post side by sides with Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona
 
2013-10-31 03:57:54 PM
He should get a first class ticket

with a window seat

on a flight to the sun.
 
2013-10-31 03:59:37 PM
image3.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-10-31 03:59:46 PM
That's worth a +1, subby.
 
2013-10-31 04:00:21 PM

Pugdaddyk: I am on my mobile and it's too darn hard for me to post photos. I wanted to post side by sides with Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona


With or without the head panty?
 
2013-10-31 04:01:33 PM
They're sending him to the Antelope Valley? I'd ask just to stay in prison, much nicer there.
 
2013-10-31 04:03:24 PM

mark12A: Hack his junk off and cut him loose...


I really don't think that's going to make him any better. Even without a wang I'd bet this guy is still going to crave the domination and violence.

I'd say shoot him and dump him in a composter.
 
2013-10-31 04:03:31 PM

Lorelle: They should dump this POS in Death Valley.


I'd wager that THAT is only a matter of time. Can the leopard change its spots? Can McRapee control his desire?
 
2013-10-31 04:04:40 PM
he has a rapey mouth too.
 
2013-10-31 04:04:42 PM
FTFA: Earlier this year, Judge Gilbert Brown granted Hubbart's conditional release and rejected arguments that he should be released in the San Francisco Bay Area, where his most recent crimes were committed, and said he should return to Los Angeles County, where he was born and raised and considers to be his home. In August, the California Supreme Court denied Los Angeles County's appeal to stop his release and his specific relocation to the county.


Wow.  Uh, thanks Frisco?
 
2013-10-31 04:05:30 PM
Ah yes...of the New Hampshire McRapertons, I believe...
 
2013-10-31 04:06:21 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net

touche!
 
2013-10-31 04:08:12 PM

ChipNASA: " Just blowing you a little kiss..."

 [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]


Anyone want to bet that he doesn't sound exactly like this guy?

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2013-10-31 04:11:03 PM

jayhawk88: Ah yes...of the New Hampshire McRapertons, I believe...


Good people, but just a bit...   oh, how shall one say...  "rapey".  None of this dinner and a kiss nonsense, it's always straight on into the unsolicited rumpy-pumpy.

It's quite tiresome actually but Mrs. McRaperton's apple tarts are without equal.
 
2013-10-31 04:11:07 PM
Guess Earl forgot what that list was for.
 
2013-10-31 04:12:31 PM
Actually recidivism rates are closely related to age.  Apparently old felons are too tired to spend much energy committing crimes.

At 62, he may be old and tired enough that he really won't be a danger to the community
 
2013-10-31 04:12:34 PM

Primerpony: ozone: Ennuipoet: You said rape seven times.

He really, really, really, really, really, really likes rape.

Is there an official record for most use of the word rape in a single comment? I'd like a shot at it...


Not sure about the most use in a single comment record, but I know Johanes Krauser II has the record for most times saying rape within 10 seconds.
 
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