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2013-10-31 03:05:50 PM
Rule 34, people.
 
2013-10-31 03:06:55 PM

i1120.photobucket.com


Needs cheese puffs.

 
2013-10-31 03:32:20 PM
www.thebraiser.com
 
2013-10-31 03:36:43 PM
I don't get it.
 
2013-10-31 03:43:35 PM
what is this link supposed to be telling/showing me?
 
2013-10-31 03:46:11 PM
Going by the bathtub, I'm guessing he's Pinchy.

/Meh
 
2013-10-31 03:46:28 PM
Close, but in my fantasy he's actually Lobstercutus.
 
2013-10-31 04:01:32 PM

Sybarite: Close, but in my fantasy he's actually Lobstercutus.


Thread over.
 
2013-10-31 04:06:59 PM

Lando Lincoln: I don't get it.


Contrabulous Flabtraption: what is this link supposed to be telling/showing me?


Looks like I found my lunch table.
 
2013-10-31 04:20:57 PM
Lobstercutus, or Crayfishies, could either work. (swear at caps lock for sticking. Pls Make That Not So!!!).
 
2013-10-31 04:49:04 PM
They'll need amniotic fluid from nurse Ogawa to change him back.
 
2013-10-31 04:49:52 PM
So this is what amuses you people, eh?
 
2013-10-31 04:53:45 PM

kbronsito: They'll need amniotic fluid from nurse Ogawa to change him back.


Are they going to shrink down the runabout and go in vaginally to collect it?
 
2013-10-31 04:55:35 PM

kbronsito: They'll need amniotic fluid from nurse Ogawa to change him back.


Or from Kate Mulgrew and Robert Duncan McNeil's lizard babies.
 
2013-10-31 04:58:16 PM

UNC_Samurai: kbronsito: They'll need amniotic fluid from nurse Ogawa to change him back.

Or from Kate Mulgrew and Robert Duncan McNeil's lizard babies.


Or Trip's alien baby.
 
2013-10-31 05:04:45 PM

Lando Lincoln: I don't get it.


I believe the joke is that we've all fantasized about Patrick Stewart in a lobster costume and now that beautiful dream has come to life.

/I don't get it either.
 
2013-10-31 05:06:04 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Temba, his arms wide!
 
2013-10-31 05:07:06 PM
Although Al Roker as Mr. T is pretty cool, too.

(just scroll past Matt Lauer with fake boobs and a badly-disguised package)
 
2013-10-31 05:11:34 PM

Bith Set Me Up: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Temba, his arms wide!


Stewart, with butter and hush puppies
 
2013-10-31 05:11:42 PM

Bith Set Me Up: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Temba, his arms wideopen!

 
2013-10-31 05:11:58 PM
why not Zoidberg?

no, really.  why not?
 
2013-10-31 05:14:22 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Temba, his arms wide!


Aaand there goes my drink all over my keyboard.
 
2013-10-31 05:20:53 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Rule 34, people.


War is good for business????
 
2013-10-31 05:21:17 PM

laulaja: Lobstercutus, or Crayfishies, could either work. (swear at caps lock for sticking. Pls Make That Not So!!!).


Crayjanus.
 
2013-10-31 05:23:23 PM
Make it soup

/stolen
 
2013-10-31 05:25:10 PM
Somehow I'm picturing Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster and Ian McKellen dressed as a crab barhopping through New York City. Late in the evening they stop by the Times Square Bubba Gump Restaurant screaming "MURDERERS!" at the tourists trying to eat dinner.
 
2013-10-31 05:25:22 PM

odinsposse: Lando Lincoln: I don't get it.

I believe the joke is that we've all fantasized about Patrick Stewart in a lobster costume and now that beautiful dream has come to life.

/I don't get it either.


Lobster? Looks more like a checked shirt and leather jacket to me, how does that equate to a lobster?
 
2013-10-31 05:26:20 PM

buntz: Bith Set Me Up: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Temba, his arms wide!

Stewart, with butter and hush puppies


Darmok, and Jalad, at Red Lobster.
 
2013-10-31 05:27:47 PM

xria: odinsposse: Lando Lincoln: I don't get it.

I believe the joke is that we've all fantasized about Patrick Stewart in a lobster costume and now that beautiful dream has come to life.

/I don't get it either.

Lobster? Looks more like a checked shirt and leather jacket to me, how does that equate to a lobster?


You don't get to define my kinks.
 
2013-10-31 05:31:59 PM

UNC_Samurai: buntz: Bith Set Me Up: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Temba, his arms wide!

Stewart, with butter and hush puppies

Darmok, and Jalad, at Red Lobster.


OK, that wins.
 
2013-10-31 05:36:05 PM

UNC_Samurai: Darmok, and Jalad, at Red Lobster.


Darmok and Jalad at Red Lobster when the chessey bread arrives.
 
2013-10-31 05:42:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 05:50:30 PM
Professor Lobstaviar will soon do battle with Bolivar Traps, right.  Braise of Fondue Past or something.
 
2013-10-31 05:54:59 PM
Lobster thermidork.
 
2013-10-31 06:02:26 PM
We few, we happy few, we band of shellfish.
 
2013-10-31 06:07:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: UNC_Samurai: Darmok, and Jalad, at Red Lobster.

Darmok and Jalad at Red Lobster when the chessey bread arrives.


Beamin' down to the planet, givin' random aliens free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' it to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The crew ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random alien is eatin' cheddar biscuits?
 
2013-10-31 06:09:29 PM
I, CLAWdius.
 
2013-10-31 06:15:17 PM

baconbeard: So this is what amuses you people, eh?


Yes.
 
2013-10-31 06:20:22 PM

baconbeard: So this is what amuses you people, eh?


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-10-31 06:23:40 PM
Of all the places hosting this pic.  Why choose salon?
 
2013-10-31 06:28:07 PM
LOL

Well played Captain  Picard well played.
 
2013-10-31 06:39:29 PM

mjohnson71: Somehow I'm picturing Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster and Ian McKellen dressed as a crab barhopping through New York City. Late in the evening they stop by the Times Square Bubba Gump Restaurant screaming "MURDERERS!" at the tourists trying to eat dinner.


Sign me up.
 
2013-10-31 06:40:06 PM
It's too late, I've seen it all.
 
2013-10-31 07:01:43 PM
Spock Lobster?
 
2013-10-31 07:02:31 PM

baconbeard: So this is what amuses you people, eh?


Immensely. This whole thread has me smiling.
 
2013-10-31 07:09:02 PM

kim jong-un: Of all the places hosting this pic.  Why choose salon?


Their liberal views ... on using butter.
 
2013-10-31 07:20:48 PM

FrancoFile: Although Al Roker as Mr. T is pretty cool, too.

(just scroll past Matt Lauer with fake boobs and a badly-disguised package)


What in christs name are they using for a camera? Drunk ass party chicks take better photos with one of the old indestructable nokias
 
2013-10-31 07:28:22 PM
static.neatorama.com
 
2013-10-31 07:33:49 PM
Mixed feelings about patrick stewart. On one hand, he almost always comes across as ridiculously arrogant during interviews, but on the other hand he redeems himself occasionally with moments like this..
 
2013-10-31 07:42:58 PM

mjohnson71: Somehow I'm picturing Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster and Ian McKellen dressed as a crab barhopping through New York City. Late in the evening they stop by the Times Square Bubba Gump Restaurant screaming "MURDERERS!" at the tourists trying to eat dinner.


I want to see this happen. I want to see this happen everwhere.

/But only if it's those two. Anybody else it's just annoying.
 
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