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(The Raw Story)   47 year-old volunteer youth pastor arrested for molesting 9 year-old girl. With a picture that will make you go "uh huh"   (rawstory.com) divider line 88
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2013-10-31 12:50:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 01:00:59 PM
Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.
 
2013-10-31 01:13:19 PM
Thanks pope Francis.

How many more you got hidden in your ranks?
 
2013-10-31 01:14:24 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.


That's too humane.
 
2013-10-31 01:41:42 PM
With a picture that will make you go "uh huh"

...was expecting pic of the little girl.
 
2013-10-31 01:44:58 PM

JerkyMeat: With a picture that will make you go "uh huh"

...was expecting pic of the little girl.


*shakes tiny fist*

/too old
 
2013-10-31 02:10:55 PM

Godscrack: Thanks pope Francis.

How many more you got hidden in your ranks?


FTFA:
church volunteer had molested her over a three-year period at the First Baptist Church of Mango.

I don't know if the Catholics go in for lay volunteers as ministers.  Might give the flock ideas above their station.

Any Catholics wanna chime in here?
 
2013-10-31 02:11:18 PM
Wow, that's two in two days.  What are the chances?
 
2013-10-31 02:11:50 PM
Would never have left my little girl alone with him. Can't imagine who would
 
2013-10-31 02:12:34 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.


I would rather they cut off his junk and make him serve as a cum dumpster for the better endowed prisoners.
 
2013-10-31 02:12:44 PM
OK i'd gladly play volunteer youth pastor with the reporter. Then the dad in me would gladly take a 2x4 to Donny Dumbshiat.
 
2013-10-31 02:13:04 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.


In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.
 
2013-10-31 02:13:16 PM

StrikitRich: Wow, that's two in two days.  What are the chances?


The worst place for children seems to be around a church. Who knew?
 
2013-10-31 02:13:19 PM

Bondith: Godscrack: Thanks pope Francis.

How many more you got hidden in your ranks?

FTFA:
church volunteer had molested her over a three-year period at the First Baptist Church of Mango.

I don't know if the Catholics go in for lay volunteers as ministers.  Might give the flock ideas above their station.

Any Catholics wanna chime in here?


Not as ministers, per se - priests have to do mass -  but youth groups, bible studies, etc., will often be led and organized by laity. (Like boy scout troops - typically led by a parent with no job.)

Never trust a youth minister over 21.
 
2013-10-31 02:14:57 PM
"Un Huh"
 
2013-10-31 02:15:25 PM

Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.


It's the flip side of the rape culture coin. What's worse is it's not just the misandrists who believe it to be true.
 
2013-10-31 02:17:12 PM

dv-ous: Bondith: Godscrack: Thanks pope Francis.

How many more you got hidden in your ranks?

FTFA:
church volunteer had molested her over a three-year period at the First Baptist Church of Mango.

I don't know if the Catholics go in for lay volunteers as ministers.  Might give the flock ideas above their station.

Any Catholics wanna chime in here?

Not as ministers, per se - priests have to do mass -  but youth groups, bible studies, etc., will often be led and organized by laity. (Like boy scout troops - typically led by a parent with no job.)


So noted, and I retract my earlier snark.  I'm not above a good Catholic Church* bashing, but I like to have facts on my side.

Never trust a youth minister over 21.


Agreed

/* - I try to distinguish between the hierarchy and the individual Catholic
 
2013-10-31 02:17:18 PM
First Baptist Church of Mango


www.remotesynthesis.com

Mango is not a child molester!!!
 
2013-10-31 02:17:49 PM

Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.


So are you advocating for killing a woman, or are you advocating for not killing this man?
 
2013-10-31 02:18:06 PM
The second worst part of this is that a good number of people in the church will forgive him because that's what Jeebus would do.
 
2013-10-31 02:19:59 PM

bigpete53: Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.

So are you advocating for killing a woman, or are you advocating for not killing this man?


Doesn't matter I just want equality.
 
2013-10-31 02:20:25 PM
French fried taters uh huh.
 
2013-10-31 02:21:06 PM

Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.


If the teacher was shoving things inside the student it would be different.
 
2013-10-31 02:22:48 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.

If the teacher was shoving things inside the student it would be different.


I think you pegged it perfectly
 
2013-10-31 02:23:16 PM

FrancoFile: First Baptist Church of Mango


[www.remotesynthesis.com image 140x263]

Mango is not a child molester!!!


I guess he got to touch the Mango.
 
2013-10-31 02:23:48 PM
I've never really known a "youth pastor" who wasn't some sort of scum.
 
2013-10-31 02:25:16 PM

lockers: StrikitRich: Wow, that's two in two days.  What are the chances?

The worst place for children seems to be around a church. Who knew?


Lotsa wolves in sheep's clothing there.  And people are so gullible they always trust them.
 
2013-10-31 02:25:59 PM

ikanreed: I've never really known a "youth pastor" who wasn't some sort of scum.


My ex wife was a youth minister in college. Which I guess means I have no experience to disagree.
 
2013-10-31 02:26:34 PM
I took over my son's scout troop.  Before they will even look at your application you have to take a youth protection class.  Seems things like this attract pedophiles.

/mandatory reporter now
//turned in three coworkers, because I can
 
2013-10-31 02:26:34 PM
Anytime I hear "youth pastor" I think "Look out for that dude."
 
2013-10-31 02:27:37 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.


hydrashock....don't forget to use hydrashock.
 
2013-10-31 02:27:48 PM

Cold_Sassy: Lotsa wolves in sheep's clothing there. And people are so gullible they always trust them.


It's almost like they think that being part of the group means your moral, or something. Isn't the bible supposed to stop these things from happening?
 
2013-10-31 02:28:51 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: EdNortonsTwin: Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.

If the teacher was shoving things inside the student it would be different.

I think you pegged it perfectly


Nicely done.
 
2013-10-31 02:29:10 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Anytime I hear "youth pastor" I think "Look out for that dude."


No question.  You get 3 options:

1.  Benign but too stupid to manage as a regular pastor
2.  Psychopathic brainwasher
3.  Someone who wants to be around young, easily manipulated people
 
2013-10-31 02:30:18 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Warlordtrooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nothing that a .45 caliber slug into his brain pan can't fix.

In two posts we have had more violent thoughts towards this guy then anyone had in the other thread about the teacher sleeping with the underage male student.

Farking Hypocrites.

If the teacher was shoving things inside the student it would be different.


Really? Maybe she was, plenty of chicks into assplay, how does that really materially change the matter? It's still forced penetration.

And no, i don't think Johnny molest a six year old here is not a monster.
 
2013-10-31 02:31:12 PM
It's what Jesus wanted.
 
2013-10-31 02:31:46 PM
"Youth pastor" = the creepiest two-word phrase in the English language.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-10-31 02:32:28 PM

Carn: It's what Jesus wanted.


This story can't possibly be true or he's just not a real Christian. Only the Muslins and their pedophile prophet would ever hurt a child. No Twue Christian would.
 
2013-10-31 02:32:34 PM

Carn: It's what Jesus wanted.


"Let the little children come" -Jesus

I'm perfectly sure that quote is not cut off at all
 
2013-10-31 02:32:44 PM

Bondith: Godscrack: Thanks pope Francis.

How many more you got hidden in your ranks?

FTFA:
church volunteer had molested her over a three-year period at the First Baptist Church of Mango.

I don't know if the Catholics go in for lay volunteers as ministers.  Might give the flock ideas above their station.

Any Catholics wanna chime in here?


Ya.
fark you.
 
2013-10-31 02:33:16 PM
That guy doesn't look like a child molester to me.  For whatever reason, I think smallish skinny guy with tinting glasses and a mustache.  Yes this guy is scum but he looks more like a World of Warcraft addict to me.
And it's definitely the occupation that gives him away.
 
2013-10-31 02:33:30 PM
img.fark.net

"Things that make you go... Buluhuhluh!"

www.mikeandmarcshow.com
 
2013-10-31 02:33:34 PM
Oh......dear.
 
2013-10-31 02:33:49 PM
imageshack.us
First thing I thought of.
 
2013-10-31 02:34:31 PM

lockers: StrikitRich: Wow, that's two in two days.  What are the chances?

The worst place for children seems to be around a church

school. Who knew?

FTFY

"The physical sexual abuse of students in schools is likely more than 100 times the abuse by priests." -US Dept of Education researcher
 
2013-10-31 02:34:38 PM

Warlordtrooper: Doesn't matter I just want equality.


Some people just want to rage. I guess that's you.
 
2013-10-31 02:35:23 PM

ikanreed: I've never really known a "youth pastor" who wasn't some sort of scum.


And a 'volunteer youth pastor' is guaranteed to be farked up in the head.
 
2013-10-31 02:38:01 PM

DGS: Carn: It's what Jesus wanted.

This story can't possibly be true or he's just not a real Christian. Only the Muslins and their pedophile prophet would ever hurt a child. No Twue Christian would.


Exactly.
 
2013-10-31 02:39:02 PM

ikanreed: Carn: It's what Jesus wanted.

"Let the little children come" -Jesus

I'm perfectly sure that quote is not cut off at all


"Tug for a tug, stroke for a stroke" - Mr Bates 6:9
 
2013-10-31 02:39:50 PM
I just don't get the complaining. She needs to know what to do anyway for when she's 'older'....he was just living by the old adage "Practice makes Perfect".


/runs away
 
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