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(Globe and Mail)   Police announce they have the video showing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Biatch set him up   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 91
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2013-10-31 12:11:07 PM  
fark this embarrassing for Canada's largest city.
 
2013-10-31 12:13:25 PM  
I don't pop molly, I rock Rob Ford.
 
2013-10-31 12:14:20 PM  
Hasn't the video been on the internet for weeks now? Or was that just a photo?
 
2013-10-31 12:15:27 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Hasn't the video been on the internet for weeks now? Or was that just a photo?


There was a photo showing McCrack with some drug-dealing-looking types. That's it.
 
2013-10-31 12:17:47 PM  
wpmedia.o.canada.com
Dear Ford Nation - we're boned.
 
2013-10-31 12:24:54 PM  
assets.vice.com
/dawg
 
2013-10-31 12:29:24 PM  
How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.
 
2013-10-31 12:45:47 PM  

jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.


What else does one smoke out of a crack pipe?
 
2013-10-31 12:45:56 PM  

jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.


It can be supporting evidence to actual testimony.
 
2013-10-31 12:46:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.

What else does one smoke out of a crack pipe?


Fake crack until you catch on.  Then it's "Ok motherfarkers, who has the real crack"
 
2013-10-31 12:47:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.

What else does one smoke out of a crack pipe?


Cialis, apparently
 
2013-10-31 12:48:19 PM  

jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.


Exactly, which is why the police said that they don't have any evidence to charge Ford with any criminal act. So he can't go to jail for it, but the voters and other people around him can draw their own conclusion.

He also had been claiming that the video was a lie, since its existence had never been proved. Now we know that not only does it exist, but a good friend of the mayor just got arrested for attempted extortion of the video's owners. So Fird wanted it gone.
 
2013-10-31 12:53:44 PM  
First he was like:
4.bp.blogspot.com

The he was:
i.imgur.com

And now he's like:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-31 12:55:09 PM  

Rincewind53: jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.

Exactly, which is why the police said that they don't have any evidence to charge Ford with any criminal act. So he can't go to jail for it, but the voters and other people around him can draw their own conclusion.

He also had been claiming that the video was a lie, since its existence had never been proved. Now we know that not only does it exist, but a good friend of the mayor just got arrested for attempted extortion of the video's owners. So Fird wanted it gone.


Gee I wonder where the extortion attempt came from.

It's like the old saying, they may not get you for the crime, but they'll get you for the cover-up.

Or something. Whatever. Anyway, dude's farking boned.
 
2013-10-31 12:57:30 PM  
I like how the driver suspects he's being followed and watched, so he drives unpredictably. Turns out he IS being followed, and the cops call it suspicious criminal nature.

If I feel like I'm being followed, I turn off the main roads, and suspect my follower of suspicious behavior.
 
2013-10-31 01:01:25 PM  
18 posts and an no one's mentioned that somebody was killed possibly murdered who is linked to this scandal.

Blackmail then murder?  Seems legit to me.
 
2013-10-31 01:08:58 PM  
Paging Marion Barry. Marion Barry. You're needed in Toronto.
 
2013-10-31 01:23:41 PM  
media.nbcsandiego.com

Hey everybody, what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-10-31 01:24:16 PM  

Shostie: Paging Marion Barry. Marion Barry. You're needed in Toronto.


Ford makes Barry seem like a class act in comparison.
 
2013-10-31 01:46:13 PM  
imageshack.com
imageshack.com
 
2013-10-31 01:59:17 PM  
MEANWHILE, IN CALGARY

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-31 02:01:14 PM  
MEANWHILE, IN......what's that place again?

www.torontostandard.com
 
2013-10-31 03:19:16 PM  
A defiant Mayor Ford was quoted as saying "I'm not resigning.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it"


/The kind of thing he'd actually say.
 
2013-10-31 03:19:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I don't pop molly, I rock Rob Ford.


[Funny]
 
2013-10-31 03:25:40 PM  
He looks like the last thing he should be doing is smoking crack. His heart is going to explode any minute. His blood pressure is 180/99
 
2013-10-31 03:29:41 PM  
"Before the courts" ?!?  NO! No sir, no, it's not...
You have not yet been charged with anything.  Your dealer, the guy you got to "fix" the video farked up, and is being charged with extortion with respect to the video...

Nice presser big guy.
Go get re-hab and you might live another day, for some reason all kinds of people are falling all over themselves to let your shiat slide.  If all the shiat that I think you have your fat little mitts into (we'll find some with dealer/driver boy's trial) turns out to be true you are done either way.
 
2013-10-31 03:31:57 PM  
How is he still mayor? Didn't he have to get some sort of injunction so he could stay on?

Hasn't that thing expired yet?
 
2013-10-31 03:33:54 PM  
heehehe..
grim reaper photobomb...
imageshack.com
 
2013-10-31 03:39:23 PM  

sno man: heehehe..
grim reaper photobomb...
[imageshack.com image 599x336]


Double zeros on the phone.
 
2013-10-31 03:55:31 PM  
*facepalm*
 
2013-10-31 03:59:23 PM  
This was just really aggressive community outreach.
 
2013-10-31 04:04:37 PM  

mrshowrules: 18 posts and an no one's mentioned that somebody was killed possibly murdered who is linked to this scandal.

Blackmail then murder?  Seems legit to me.


Seriously? In Canadialand?
 
2013-10-31 04:09:56 PM  
How is this guy not deader than Chris Farley? I'm still betting on heart disease getting him before he's arrested.
 
2013-10-31 04:10:00 PM  
Oh wow... some of my wackier Canadian friends are trying to out tea party the tea party on their facebook pages. Claim this is a minor incident and the Liberals are making too big of a deal about it just so they can get their hands on Toronto's money and spend it. The derp is alive in Toronto.
 
2013-10-31 04:13:56 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: How is this guy not deader than Chris Farley? I'm still betting on heart disease getting him before he's arrested.


Canadian socialized medicine. It works, biatches.
 
2013-10-31 04:16:02 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.

What else does one smoke out of a crack pipe?


Smoked something out of a crack pipe in college.  It wasn't crack.  Nor was it even illegal.  So.... other things?

/didn't know what a crack pipe was then
//yeah, yeah, I know
 
2013-10-31 04:17:24 PM  
Just to be clear: Smoking crack is not illegal in Canada. There is no criminal offense on the video.

His ties to extortion regarding retrieving the tape? That's not gonna end well.
 
2013-10-31 04:20:55 PM  
Oh, I am SO glad that this story finally got greened. It's hilarious! I hadn't heard about any of this until this morning, so I did a little research. I think my favorite Ford story is the one about how he dealt with another video, one which showed him drunk and belligerent at a hockey game. His Weeners was to deny being at the game at all. This guy really brings the entertainment to Canadian politics!
 
2013-10-31 04:22:53 PM  
Grrr.
 
2013-10-31 04:24:17 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: A defiant Mayor Ford was quoted as saying "I'm not resigning.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it"


/The kind of thing he'd actually say.


Close.
"I have no reason to resign. I'm going to go back and return my phone calls, I'm going to be out doing what the people elected me to do and that's save taxpayers money and run a great government that we've been running for the last three years. Again, that's all I can say,"

Still spouting stupid campaign slogans with no real meaning.
 
2013-10-31 04:26:16 PM  
Rob ford = political genius.
 
2013-10-31 04:28:58 PM  
An open letter to the city of my youth:

Dear Toronto;
Sorry to hear about your mayor.  Bet you never thought you'd see a time when Mel Lastman was considered "the good old days".
As a token of our sypathy, we in Calgary would be willing to send you an autographed picture of our outstanding mayor, Naheed Nenshi, since even that would no doubt be a better civic administrator than Rob Ford.

Please choose from the following selections:

"Who's got two thumbs and four more years?  THIS GUY!"
storage.canoe.ca

"Camel-Jockey, my ASS!"
images.scribblelive.com

"♪ You're gonna make it after all! ♫"
www.thestar.com

Since times are tough, we'll even cover the postage.


Regards,
A former (and forever) Torontonian.
 
2013-10-31 04:29:10 PM  

Mr. Richard Smoker: Just to be clear: Smoking crack is not illegal in Canada. There is no criminal offense on the video.



What?

As a Schedule I substance, crack is not differentiated from cocaine and other coca products in the Criminal Code of Canada. However, the court may weigh the socio-economic factors of crack usage in sentencing. As a guideline, Schedule I drugs carry a maximum 7-year prison sentence for possession for an indictable offense and up to life imprisonment for trafficking and production. A summary conviction on possession carries a $1000-$2000 fine and/or 6 months to a year imprisonment.
 
2013-10-31 04:29:21 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: How is this guy not deader than Chris Farley? I'm still betting on heart disease getting him before he's arrested.


He can move to the US and run as Ted Cruz's VP if he lives
 
2013-10-31 04:30:13 PM  

jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.


This is one of those things were you can't arrest him because of the video because you don't know what he is smoking, but the video should be enough to force him to take a drug test, and whether or not he keeps his job should depend on the results of that drug test.
 
2013-10-31 04:34:15 PM  

mrshowrules: fark this embarrassing for Canada's largest city.


Don't worry. It's Toronto.
 
2013-10-31 04:37:12 PM  

MFAWG: mrshowrules: 18 posts and an no one's mentioned that somebody was killed possibly murdered who is linked to this scandal.

Blackmail then murder?  Seems legit to me.

Seriously? In Canadialand?


Sure. We get murder and extortion too. It's just that afterwards you have to apologize.
 
2013-10-31 04:41:18 PM  

ongbok: jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.

This is one of those things were you can't arrest him because of the video because you don't know what he is smoking, but the video should be enough to force him to take a drug test, and whether or not he keeps his job should depend on the results of that drug test.


Can a person present during the video testify as to what he was smoking?
 
2013-10-31 04:41:46 PM  

Highroller48: An open letter to the city of my youth:

Dear Toronto;
Sorry to hear about your mayor.  Bet you never thought you'd see a time when Mel Lastman was considered "the good old days".
As a token of our sypathy, we in Calgary would be willing to send you an autographed picture of our outstanding mayor, Naheed Nenshi, since even that would no doubt be a better civic administrator than Rob Ford.

Please choose from the following selections:

"Who's got two thumbs and four more years?  THIS GUY!"
[storage.canoe.ca image 416x520]

"Camel-Jockey, my ASS!"
[images.scribblelive.com image 480x410]

"♪ You're gonna make it after all! ♫"
[www.thestar.com image 545x365]

Since times are tough, we'll even cover the postage.


Regards,
A former (and forever) Torontonian.


The horse in the second picture would be a better civic administrator than Ford.
 
2013-10-31 04:45:40 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ongbok: jasonvatch: How do they know it's crack in the pipe? Unless that pipe was seized immediately after it left his hand, there is no evidence at all. You can't drug-test a video.

This is one of those things were you can't arrest him because of the video because you don't know what he is smoking, but the video should be enough to force him to take a drug test, and whether or not he keeps his job should depend on the results of that drug test.

Can a person present during the video testify as to what he was smoking?


They can if they're not dead - which is not the case in this "incident".
 
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