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(Huffington Post)   The seven types of a**holes in Washington. Spoiler: Rick Santorum is two of them   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 41
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2013-10-31 02:12:15 PM
On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

i.huffpost.com

Hello.
 
2013-10-31 02:31:14 PM

mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.


And she's single. I CALL DIBS! DON'T YOU UNWASHED MOUTH-BREATHING JERKOFFS F*CK THIS UP FOR ME!
 
2013-10-31 02:36:18 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.

And she's single. I CALL DIBS! DON'T YOU UNWASHED MOUTH-BREATHING JERKOFFS F*CK THIS UP FOR ME!


You can be the official boyfriend, I just want a little bit on the side.  Also (and I can't believe i'm saying this), I don't even care if she is Republican.  Her and S.E. Cupps can come over anytime.
 
2013-10-31 02:44:29 PM
What about those assholes who sell extremely partisan souvenirs at tourists?  Get your "I went to see our nation's capital, and boy to I hate Bush/Obama" stickers today!
 
2013-10-31 02:49:55 PM
Spoiler: Rick Santorum is two of them

Dirty AND slimy?
 
2013-10-31 02:50:12 PM
That wasn't half as clever as the author surely believes.
 
2013-10-31 02:50:31 PM
"I use language as bad as President Bush does ... Maybe I'm not qualified to be president."

Well played.
 
2013-10-31 02:54:38 PM

mrshowrules: Bareefer Obonghit: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.

And she's single. I CALL DIBS! DON'T YOU UNWASHED MOUTH-BREATHING JERKOFFS F*CK THIS UP FOR ME!

You can be the official boyfriend, I just want a little bit on the side.  Also (and I can't believe i'm saying this), I don't even care if she is Republican.  Her and S.E. Cupps can come over anytime.


You two Farkers should strip down to your underwear and have a tickle fight.

I'll wait.
 
2013-10-31 02:56:50 PM

Mikey1969: Spoiler: Rick Santorum is two of them

Dirty AND slimy?


Frothy.
 
2013-10-31 02:57:20 PM

ikanreed: What about those assholes who sell extremely partisan souvenirs at tourists?  Get your "I went to see our nation's capital, and boy to I hate Bush/Obama" stickers today!


Stay on topic, we are talking about the hot Congress woman above.
 
2013-10-31 02:57:25 PM
Spoiler: Rick Santorum is two of them ...

Lube and shiat.

// By definition.
 
2013-10-31 02:58:42 PM

mrshowrules: Stay on topic, we are talking about the hot Congress woman above.


Yeah, some of us like brains in our women.
 
2013-10-31 03:02:55 PM

phenn: mrshowrules: Bareefer Obonghit: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.

And she's single. I CALL DIBS! DON'T YOU UNWASHED MOUTH-BREATHING JERKOFFS F*CK THIS UP FOR ME!

You can be the official boyfriend, I just want a little bit on the side.  Also (and I can't believe i'm saying this), I don't even care if she is Republican.  Her and S.E. Cupps can come over anytime.

You two Farkers should strip down to your underwear and have a tickle fight.

I'll wait.


But then I'd have to put on underwear
 
2013-10-31 03:05:43 PM

ikanreed: mrshowrules: Stay on topic, we are talking about the hot Congress woman above.

Yeah, some of us like brains in our women.


Sure thing, libbo.  We Republicans only listen to what a woman says if she's hot.
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I wonder why more broads don't vote for us?
 
2013-10-31 03:06:18 PM

mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]


A Democratic, Samoan, Hindu from Hawaii. Giggity.
 
2013-10-31 03:06:43 PM
So can we say asshole or not?  Because the link in Huffington Post actually spells it out.  But then puts asterisks in the headline.  Fark changed it to ahole.

Which is it?  Can we be adult and just say....you know.
 
2013-10-31 03:07:57 PM
McCain aid Mark Salter on Santorum:

"Ron Paul may be the wackiest candidate in the GOP field. But for pure, blind stupidity nobody beats Santorum. In my 20 years in the Senate, I never met a dumber member, which he reminded me of today. "
 
2013-10-31 03:08:51 PM

ikanreed: mrshowrules: Stay on topic, we are talking about the hot Congress woman above.

Yeah, some of us like brains in our women.


i can think of at least 1 other thing i'd prefer to put in our women but brains will do.
 
2013-10-31 03:12:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: ikanreed: mrshowrules: Stay on topic, we are talking about the hot Congress woman above.

Yeah, some of us like brains in our women.

Sure thing, libbo.  We Republicans only listen to what a woman says if she's hot.
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I wonder why more broads don't vote for us?


What really gets me is that Michelle Obama was one of the hottest ladies in politics when Obama was running in '08, but there was a stereotype applied where she had to be a sassy nag because she was black.  For the others they cherry-picked on unattractiveness, but I have to assume Michelle was only there because republicans are racists.
 
2013-10-31 03:28:55 PM

Rapmaster2000: ikanreed: mrshowrules: Stay on topic, we are talking about the hot Congress woman above.

Yeah, some of us like brains in our women.

Sure thing, libbo.  We Republicans only listen to what a woman says if she's hot.
[retiredpo1.files.wordpress.com image 326x1024]
I wonder why more broads don't vote for us?


That picture could've still made it's point without picking such unflattering pictures O_o
 
2013-10-31 03:29:27 PM
Am I the only one who finds Kathleen Sebillius hot?
 
2013-10-31 03:29:29 PM

mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.


Something something, weirdest boner.
 
2013-10-31 03:37:12 PM

Badmoodman: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

A Democratic, Samoan, Hindu from Hawaii. Giggity.


Xtreme affirmative action, amirite?

/ducks
 
2013-10-31 03:44:31 PM

spcMike: Kathleen Sebillius


Apparently not:

http://www.wikifeet.com/Kathleen_Sebelius

Best comment:

"Words can't express the depth of my contempt for the entire "administration", but that is one classy looking broad. The peeking toes are a big ol' tease (like the Obamacare website), but unlike Obamacare, I'd like to see ALL of these feet!"
 
2013-10-31 03:46:38 PM

mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.


So is this woman.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-31 03:46:53 PM
He has two of them? Frothy and non-frothy?
 
2013-10-31 04:03:06 PM
The seven types of aholes in Washington Spoiler Rick-Santorum is two of them?

The kind that isn't an elected official or lobbyist and lives 2 hours away?
 
2013-10-31 04:06:04 PM
Headline likely should have read "categories" rather than "types", and "is in" rather than "is".
 
2013-10-31 04:07:11 PM

Badmoodman: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

A Democratic, Samoan, Hindu from Hawaii. Giggity.


10 times as interesting as the article.
 
2013-10-31 04:16:35 PM
freakoutnation.com
 
2013-10-31 04:21:15 PM

omgbears: That picture could've still made it's point without picking such unflattering pictures


The great majority of models, actresses and coeds are Democrats.

But it all works out because most self-loathing gays are Republicans.
 
2013-10-31 04:57:40 PM
I was going to make a Mt. St. Helens joke but I see the thread's focused on "where are the attractive Congresswomen from" instead. I'm hip.

/Maria Cantwell
 
2013-10-31 05:00:01 PM

mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.


Yes, that is  Tulsi Gabbard. She's from American Samoa, she represents Hawaii and she's the first Hindu in Congress. She's also a combat veteran. She took her oath of office on the Bhagavad Gita. She's just pretty cool overall.
 
2013-10-31 05:01:16 PM

spcMike: Am I the only one who finds Kathleen Sebillius hot?


No. Power and GILFy-ness can go together.
 
2013-10-31 05:15:29 PM

brandent: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.

So is this woman.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 294x320]


Yep. She claims to be Norwegian. I would guess there was an American Indian in the wood pile.
 
2013-10-31 05:44:21 PM

mrshowrules: Bareefer Obonghit: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.

And she's single. I CALL DIBS! DON'T YOU UNWASHED MOUTH-BREATHING JERKOFFS F*CK THIS UP FOR ME!

You can be the official boyfriend, I just want a little bit on the side.  Also (and I can't believe i'm saying this), I don't even care if she is Republican.  Her and S.E. Cupps can come over anytime.


So you want two girls, one Cupps?
 
2013-10-31 06:57:35 PM

Somacandra: spcMike: Am I the only one who finds Kathleen Sebillius hot?

No. Power and GILFy-ness can go together.


Honestly, Pelosi a few decades ago was very hittable. Give me a time machine and a get-out-of-time-paradox pass to travel before my own birth, and I would promise some stories that makes the Starr Report look timid.
 
2013-10-31 08:26:24 PM
Second Huffpo article in as many days that I absolutely couldn't stand to read.
 
2013-10-31 09:58:01 PM

Delay: brandent: mrshowrules: On the page unrelated to the article, this woman in a US Congressman:

[i.huffpost.com image 399x600]

Hello.

So is this woman.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 294x320]

Yep. She claims to be Norwegian. I would guess there was an American Indian in the wood pile.


There very well may be, but if her family was from far enough north in Norway, there could be some Laplander in there.  NTTIAWWeither.
 
2013-10-31 11:10:49 PM
Totally wrong.  Here are the 7 types of assholes in Washington (not specific to party)

Presidents
Senators
Representatives
Congressional Aides
Congressional Staff
Presidential Staff
Lobbyists

That about covers it...
 
2013-11-01 07:37:11 AM
Read the headline as Santorum is in two types of assholes. Still applicable.
 
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