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(New York Daily News)   Eight students were hospitalized after which hazardous material was released in their school? A) benzene, B) carbon monoxide, or C) Axe body spray   (nydailynews.com) divider line 14
    More: Sick, Medgar Evers College Preparatory School, college preparatory school, Medgar Evers College  
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2013-10-31 01:54:16 PM
5 votes:
Students to hospital after Axe body spray released at Medgar Evers College Preparatory School

Are we sure it wasn't Ask body spray?

Please don't hate me.
2013-10-31 02:02:28 PM
4 votes:
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/oblig
2013-10-31 12:22:22 PM
3 votes:
All you beta males laugh, but AXE has done more for children with their "Don't Be A Scrote, Broseph" campaign than any of your weak-ass topical junk sprays combined. They've even developed a new scent for b*tches that cuts down on cutter stank.
2013-10-31 02:18:13 PM
2 votes:
www.neo-rammstein.com

"Dispatch, this is Rammstein. We're returning to station. Turns out it wasn't benzene after all."
2013-10-31 12:18:56 PM
2 votes:
And the kids were all made equal

by benzene
AXE
and CO2
2013-10-31 02:38:33 PM
1 votes:

cynicalbastard: There used to be a doc where I worked that friggin' bathed in the stuff. While working in a "No-Scents" area. Got away with it because "fark u, I'm a doctor" apparently trumps all patient needs.


Was he one of those doctors with a thick axe-scent?
2013-10-31 02:02:46 PM
1 votes:
www.firstworldliving.com
2013-10-31 01:56:02 PM
1 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: "That smells bad. I feel sick because I can't handle disruptions to my daily routine and my parents encourage my hypochondria"


This. People confuse "I don't like this" with "this is causing a medical problem for me, and by logical extension, everyone else."
2013-10-31 01:55:53 PM
1 votes:

DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY

2013-10-31 01:54:55 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: All you beta males laugh, but AXE has done more for children with their "Don't Be A Scrote, Broseph" campaign than any of your weak-ass topical junk sprays combined. They've even developed a new scent for b*tches that cuts down on cutter stank.


You sound smelly.
2013-10-31 01:53:53 PM
1 votes:
Approves

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2013-10-31 12:49:58 PM
1 votes:
Maybe they were all crushed by trashy, scantily clad women.
2013-10-31 12:23:09 PM
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: The article is shait, what exactly happened?  Did someone puncture the can and toss it into a classroom like you would with a smoke bomb or a flash bang?


We used to do that in college. We didn't puncture it, just duct taped the button down and toss it over the shower curtain while someone was showering. That was always fun.

They usually walked out smelling like a frat orgy.
2013-10-31 12:21:39 PM
1 votes:
"That smells bad. I feel sick because I can't handle disruptions to my daily routine and my parents encourage my hypochondria"
 
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