cynicalbastard: There used to be a doc where I worked that friggin' bathed in the stuff. While working in a "No-Scents" area. Got away with it because "fark u, I'm a doctor" apparently trumps all patient needs.
Tr0mBoNe: "That smells bad. I feel sick because I can't handle disruptions to my daily routine and my parents encourage my hypochondria"
sigdiamond2000: All you beta males laugh, but AXE has done more for children with their "Don't Be A Scrote, Broseph" campaign than any of your weak-ass topical junk sprays combined. They've even developed a new scent for b*tches that cuts down on cutter stank.
Endive Wombat: The article is shait, what exactly happened? Did someone puncture the can and toss it into a classroom like you would with a smoke bomb or a flash bang?
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