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(Some Guy)   That lady that's going to hand out letters to fat kids instead of candy this Halloween? The call sounds suspiciously like a prank call--compare it to the voice of the woman who called the station last year asking for deer crossing signs to be moved   (schnittshow.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-31 12:07:42 PM  
The two voices sound pretty damn close to me. If this is a prank, EVERYBODY in the news media fell for it
 
2013-10-31 12:30:41 PM  
Has to be a stunt. Nobody in their right mind would do this unless they wanted to paddle out of their house in a canoe on a lake of eggs.
 
2013-10-31 12:31:49 PM  
Well what else can you do in ND?
 
2013-10-31 12:32:10 PM  
She is funny as hell.

Love it!!!
 
2013-10-31 12:32:40 PM  
In other news, a North Dakota woman has complained that her house was covered with toilet paper and eggs tomorrow
 
2013-10-31 12:33:20 PM  
"Schnitt was suspicions "

Yes, I'll bet he were.
 
2013-10-31 12:33:27 PM  

fark_your_mudder: Has to be a stunt. Nobody in their right mind would do this unless they wanted to paddle out of their house in a canoe on a lake of eggs.


"Lake of Eggs" would be a good name for a band.
 
2013-10-31 12:33:57 PM  
Of course they're pranks. But don't go spoiling it by proving it for sure.
 
2013-10-31 12:34:52 PM  
We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2013-10-31 12:36:15 PM  
I commented on a news site that the note would be more effective if delivered wrapped around a carrot, man did I get ripped apart by snowflake parents. Lots of "for all you know my child could be ill" and "my son is just big-boned(really)". My favorite was the woman who wrote an essay about how my comment was worse than the original note. People really can't take a joke these days.
 
2013-10-31 12:36:46 PM  
The "village" line is what gives it away.
 
2013-10-31 12:40:30 PM  
So really, she was going to hand out Prince Albert in a can.

/baba booey
 
2013-10-31 12:40:50 PM  
Dang it! I made my own letter that I was going to give out in solidarity with this lady. I guess now I will just give out candy with razor blades hidden in them. Same as it ever was.
 
2013-10-31 12:42:08 PM  
Definitely 10/10. Would trollbite again.
 
2013-10-31 12:42:12 PM  
Sadly, several of my neighbors thought it sounded like a good idea and may actually do it this year. Egg prices are going to skyrocket in the area.
 
2013-10-31 12:43:04 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: fark_your_mudder: Has to be a stunt. Nobody in their right mind would do this unless they wanted to paddle out of their house in a canoe on a lake of eggs.

"Lake of Eggs" would be a good name for a band.


Or an abortion clinic
 
2013-10-31 12:52:48 PM  

Haplo127x: People really can't take a joke these days.


People feel entitled to be criminally obese,.
 
2013-10-31 12:53:52 PM  
People think the "War of the Roses" phone calls are real, too. They're not. Same exact phone call in dozens of different cities.

//it's theater of the mind, people
 
2013-10-31 12:58:16 PM  

fark_your_mudder: JohnAnnArbor: fark_your_mudder: Has to be a stunt. Nobody in their right mind would do this unless they wanted to paddle out of their house in a canoe on a lake of eggs.

"Lake of Eggs" would be a good name for a band.

Or an abortion clinic


Oh, daaaaamnnn!
 
2013-10-31 01:00:37 PM  
Good. I had a few Facebook friends post the story yesterday, using it (of all things) as an example of liberals wanting to control the behavior of others.
 
2013-10-31 01:04:41 PM  

BinderWoman: Good. I had a few Facebook friends post the story yesterday, using it (of all things) as an example of liberals wanting to control the behavior of others.


As if you can tell someone's politics by their stance on obesity...or as if conservatives never try to control the behavior of others....
 
2013-10-31 01:19:21 PM  
That Schnitt guy sounds super annoying.
 
2013-10-31 01:39:33 PM  
Well then, time to move this notification from the news into the email forward chain, if not already done.
 
2013-10-31 01:42:02 PM  

fark_your_mudder: "Lake of Eggs" would be a good name for a band.

Or an abortion clinic


I don't know what you're talking about. "An Abortion Clinic" is a terrible band name.
 
2013-10-31 01:42:36 PM  
Not everybody fell for it. Free beer and hot wings were saying it was a fake this mornin g.
 
2013-10-31 01:43:37 PM  

Anayalator: In other news, a North Dakota woman has complained that her house was covered with toilet paper and eggs tomorrow


Your tenses don't agree...
 
2013-10-31 01:48:07 PM  
FACT - Candy leads to obesity.
FACT - Fat people have no souls.
FACT - Children who get fat from candy will lose their soul.
THEREFORE - Giving out rocks tonight is in the best interest of the children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

www.trigonman3.com
 
2013-10-31 01:56:07 PM  
NPR referenced this story as real not 15 minutes after I read this headline.

*Facepalm*
 
2013-10-31 02:12:06 PM  
I am disappoint.   Fat people deserve to be shamed, even kids.  If they don't shape up now they'll just weigh the rest of us down.
 
2013-10-31 02:19:24 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: fark_your_mudder: "Lake of Eggs" would be a good name for a band.

Or an abortion clinic

I don't know what you're talking about. "An Abortion Clinic" is a terrible band name.


It's "A"  Abortion Clinic.....grammer dumasses.
 
2013-10-31 02:25:22 PM  
That person should be paid for this kind of comedy. Or committed if serious.

 g-ecx.images-amazon.comPoe Comedy: You Never Know.
 
2013-10-31 02:30:50 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: If they don't shape up now...


Round IS a shape.
 
2013-10-31 02:52:03 PM  
Sounds like someome might be trying to get a job at The Onion.

Well played.
 
2013-10-31 02:57:46 PM  

myrrh: Anayalator: In other news, a North Dakota woman has complained that her house was covered with toilet paper and eggs tomorrow

Your tenses don't agree...


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2013-10-31 04:35:58 PM  

5monkeys: Not everybody fell for it. Free beer and hot wings were saying it was a fake this mornin g.


That radio show is terrible. I can't even stand when they play promos for it.
 
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2013-10-31 05:02:16 PM  

Langston: The two voices sound pretty damn close to me. If this is a prank, EVERYBODY in the news media fell for it


DC101, Elliot In The Morning called it a fake from the start. The radio stations actually pay for a service that creates these fake callers.
 
2013-10-31 08:56:04 PM  
The deer signs lady was a prank? Oh thank God. Now just tell me that the "Do dogs have brains" chick was a prank too and I'll feel a whole lot better.
 
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