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(Nature)   Yellowstone Caldera just got bigger and there's no cure, says Robert Smith   (nature.com) divider line 38
    More: Scary, Yellowstone Caldera, Smith Report, Geological Society of America, Kilauea, big island of hawaii, magma, geysers, seismic wave  
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2013-10-31 12:21:06 PM
Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava
 
2013-10-31 12:25:36 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Ha! Awesome
 
2013-10-31 12:26:28 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-31 12:36:59 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Excellent work, sir.
 
2013-10-31 12:38:57 PM
files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-10-31 12:41:16 PM
i.imgur.com

Robot punch can fix many problems.
 
2013-10-31 12:42:57 PM
There goes your global warming argument, right there... climate change is causing the Teutonic plates to twerk...

Now that's some Regional Climate Variability... no~ones a$$plaing to me why the ocean doesn't drain out the bottom the the Marianas trench... cause that'll show them sea level rising bastages right there!
/Thanks Obummer
/BOHICA
/FIDO
/Mother Nature is giving us all an UFIA
 
2013-10-31 12:46:06 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


i1126.photobucket.com

/You magnificent bastard.
 
2013-10-31 12:46:33 PM
Larger than previously thought != just got bigger, subdumbass
 
2013-10-31 12:53:02 PM

Swampmaster: climate change is causing the Teutonic plates to twerk...


Grüß Gott
 
2013-10-31 12:53:45 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Won the thread.  Everyone go home.  Nothing else to see here.

/Good job!
 
2013-10-31 12:54:27 PM

GRCooper: Larger than previously thought != just got bigger, subdumbass


I read that as sub-dom-ass.  Guess my Freudian slip is showing.
 
2013-10-31 12:54:28 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Nice Boobies.
 
2013-10-31 12:56:59 PM
Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.
In SL,UT
 
2013-10-31 01:00:24 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava

onthefiredotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-31 01:02:02 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


leanneellington.com
 
2013-10-31 01:08:44 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


www.generalfunny.com
 
2013-10-31 01:11:13 PM
FTA: Yellowstone's last mammoth volcanic eruption took place 640,000 years ago. Since then, some 50 to 60 smaller eruptions have occurred, with the most recent of these about 70,000 years ago.

I hope sportscasters cover the next eruption.  Folks we are witnessing history!!111!1  The first smaller eruption since waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 2009.

/their heads would explode
 
2013-10-31 01:15:24 PM
One big bomb, if I had just one big bomb I'd use it to try and get Yellowstone to blow. Why?


Because I'm the MIDNIGHT BOMBER THAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT! BOOM BABY!
 
2013-10-31 01:19:08 PM

GRCooper: Larger than previously thought != just got bigger, subdumbass


The headline of the article itself also mischaracterized the news. But '80s music so no one cares anyway, apparently?
 
2013-10-31 01:26:11 PM
i236.photobucket.com

And Leon is getting LARGER!
 
2013-10-31 01:32:14 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Damned Well Done!
 
2013-10-31 01:34:30 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Burn her, burn her, burn her, you hot pyroclast,
Fry her legs and cook her ass,
Steam is just one of the many ways
you have to make her glow...

You, leaping geysers,
You, roiling temblors,
You, just like heaving.

/it's a gift and a curse. It's a giftcurse.
 
2013-10-31 01:35:35 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-31 01:45:24 PM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


I came here to write something, and it fell out of my mind, displaced by a quasar of awesome.
 
2013-10-31 01:53:26 PM

Pinner: Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.
In SL,UT


If you're in a slut, maybe you should finish what you're doing before worrying about anything else.
 
2013-10-31 02:14:31 PM

mongbiohazard: Pinner: Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.
In SL,UT

If you're in a slut, maybe you should finish what you're doing before worrying about anything else.


Especially if there's an eruption building...
 
2013-10-31 02:20:25 PM

OldRod: mongbiohazard: Pinner: Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.
In SL,UT

If you're in a slut, maybe you should finish what you're doing before worrying about anything else.

Especially if there's an eruption building...


You Really Got Me

/Ain't Talkin' About Love
 
2013-10-31 02:29:26 PM

mongbiohazard: Pinner: Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.
In SL,UT

If you're in a slut, maybe you should finish what you're doing before worrying about anything else.


You spelled Tulsa backwards.  Common mistake.
 
2013-10-31 02:45:18 PM
Meh - wake me when it explodes and we're all dead.
 
2013-10-31 03:37:16 PM

GanjSmokr: Meh - wake me when it explodes and we're all dead.


Look we will not all be dead, just most of us. The survivors will crawl out of their holes fire up their Cadalliacs and go Dinosaur hunting.
 
2013-10-31 03:49:44 PM
well we could make it worse... start fracking there if they aren't already...
 
2013-10-31 04:13:34 PM

Pinner: Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.


We'll have warning -- lots of monitoring going on there.
 
2013-10-31 05:35:25 PM

Pinner: Wondering if I'd have enough time to GTFO of Dodge if there was an eruption.
In SL,UT


Unless you have a spaceship, you are farked no matter how much warning you get.
 
2013-10-31 09:41:23 PM
I was going to make an 'except more cowbell' joke, but I can see there's no real point in it now. Way to totally ruin a thread, Bunko.

/  Seriously... sweeeeet.
 
2013-11-01 12:30:41 AM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


Farkin' awesome.
 
2013-11-01 04:08:57 AM

BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava


You will all the internets for today.
 
2013-11-01 04:10:03 AM

Smoking GNU: BunkoSquad: Monday you could blow your top
Tuesday, Wednesday, kill my crops
Thursday falling ash won't stop
It's Friday I'm in lava

You willwin all the internets for today.


Aaargh. Stupid mornings.
 
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