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(Topeka Capital-Journal)   "We have way more naked people than you have any idea"   (cjonline.com) divider line 22
    More: Stupid, S.W., S.W. Gage, PCP, nudities, emergency vehicle lighting, stable condition, 10th street, Matthew O'Brien  
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2013-10-31 09:19:27 AM  
Directing Traffic, Look Ma, NO hands. Turn Left, Turn left, Turn Left.
 
2013-10-31 09:24:44 AM  

ChipNASA: Directing Traffic, Look Ma, NO hands. Turn Left, Turn left, Turn Left.


That's more like a propeller.  I can't tell which way you want me to go.
 
2013-10-31 09:25:17 AM  
What is it about PCP that makes people take their clothes off?
 
2013-10-31 09:28:36 AM  
 
2013-10-31 09:30:23 AM  
one naked man just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned
 
2013-10-31 09:42:15 AM  
Nudity is not that big of a deal. The guy was high as a kite and everyone focuses on him not having any clothes, like that matters.
 
2013-10-31 09:51:45 AM  
"A naked man wearing only the shoes on his feet "

what the hell else is he supposed to have on his feet?
 
2013-10-31 10:00:19 AM  

DirkTheDaring: What naked people may look like NSFW


Ponderosa is a great place.  I was there years ago for the Miss Naked World event.

/csb
 
2013-10-31 10:01:23 AM  

Panatheist: one naked man just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned


Possibly too obscure...?
 
2013-10-31 10:03:02 AM  

the_celt: DirkTheDaring: What naked people may look like NSFW

Ponderosa is a great place.  I was there years ago for the Miss Naked World event.

/csb


Fun, isn't it?
 
2013-10-31 10:05:00 AM  

kvinesknows: "A naked man wearing only the shoes on his feet "

what the hell else is he supposed to have on his feet?


And where the hell else was he supposed to wear them?
 
2013-10-31 10:06:05 AM  

DirkTheDaring: the_celt: DirkTheDaring: What naked people may look like NSFW

Ponderosa is a great place.  I was there years ago for the Miss Naked World event.

/csb

Fun, isn't it?


Haven't been there in about 30 years, but I had a great time when I went.

/love to go again
 
2013-10-31 10:11:35 AM  

the_celt: DirkTheDaring: the_celt: DirkTheDaring: What naked people may look like NSFW

Ponderosa is a great place.  I was there years ago for the Miss Naked World event.

/csb

Fun, isn't it?

Haven't been there in about 30 years, but I had a great time when I went.

/love to go again


I go every year. It's an awesome time!
 
2013-10-31 10:16:15 AM  

DirkTheDaring: the_celt: DirkTheDaring: the_celt: DirkTheDaring: What naked people may look like NSFW

Ponderosa is a great place.  I was there years ago for the Miss Naked World event.

/csb

Fun, isn't it?

Haven't been there in about 30 years, but I had a great time when I went.

/love to go again

I go every year. It's an awesome time!


I'm envious and happy for you.  Maybe next year..
 
2013-10-31 10:53:38 AM  

kvinesknows: "A naked man wearing only the shoes on his feet "

what the hell else is he supposed to have on his feet?


Kleenex boxes..
 
2013-10-31 11:01:09 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: kvinesknows: "A naked man wearing only the shoes on his feet "

what the hell else is he supposed to have on his feet?

Kleenex boxes..


and be accused of not properly recycling?  In this day and age?

people would tar and feather him
 
2013-10-31 11:34:45 AM  
"I had just gotten a lot of blood drawn from Quest Diagnostics and was on my way home. I pulled out of the parking lot on S.W. Gage avenue heading south when I noticed traffic was backed up. It was pouring rain, and visibility was low as rush hour traffic crowded the streets. Suddenly a man wearing nothing but a pair of shoes jogged by my car as I began to pull into the road. And I hollered over to Ethel, I said 'DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!' but it's too late.  She'd already been mooned."

FTFTFA.
 
2013-10-31 11:36:06 AM  

DirkTheDaring: What naked people may look like NSFW


Ever notice how women, while nude, look like they should but dudes and their parts do not look right under any condition whatsoever.

/ewww

PS - the guy directing traffic was wearing a t-shirt. Not technically nude. Although more than oncoming traffic wanted to see.
 
2013-10-31 11:58:23 AM  

Professor Science: "I had just gotten a lot of blood drawn from Quest Diagnostics and was on my way home. I pulled out of the parking lot on S.W. Gage avenue heading south when I noticed traffic was backed up. It was pouring rain, and visibility was low as rush hour traffic crowded the streets. Suddenly a man wearing nothing but a pair of shoes jogged by my car as I began to pull into the road. And I hollered over to Ethel, I said 'DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!' but it's too late.  She'd already been mooned."

FTFTFA.


great.. now that song is stuck in my head. LOL
 
2013-10-31 12:31:34 PM  
Why in Gods name is it that the only people that go into public naked are people that should never go into public naked?
 
2013-10-31 02:37:26 PM  
Topeka, Kansas?  Be glad it wasn't anyone from the Fred Phelps/ Westboro Baptist Church clan...

On second thought, the public's reaction to that might've been MUCH more interesting.
 
2013-10-31 03:32:05 PM  

kvinesknows: Mr. Shabooboo: kvinesknows: "A naked man wearing only the shoes on his feet "

what the hell else is he supposed to have on his feet?

Kleenex boxes..

and be accused of not properly recycling?  In this day and age?

people would tar and feather him


Then the problem would be solved..He'd be wearing tar and feathers..
 
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