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(TMZ)   There's a Tori Spelling sex tape and someone wants it. We need this for science, gentlemen   (tmz.com) divider line 94
    More: Interesting, Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, sex tape, interracial dating  
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2013-10-31 09:26:12 AM  
Because sex tapes of homely chicks with big fake tittes are so rare.
 
2013-10-31 09:45:03 AM  
fluxion.net
 
2013-10-31 09:47:02 AM  
Like a thumbprint in a pound of ground beef.
 
2013-10-31 09:47:46 AM  
If her face is in-frame, then this is not a good thing.
 
2013-10-31 09:49:51 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-10-31 09:50:44 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

"If I can't have your sex tape, no one will."
 
2013-10-31 09:51:02 AM  
uh...FARK NO!
 
2013-10-31 09:54:41 AM  
Sorry, but no.
 
2013-10-31 09:55:55 AM  
part of me (my sense of taste) says no thank you.... however another part of me (my penis) says what the hell, i'll watch it, for free on the internet

/imagine how gross a titty farking from her frakentities would be
 
2013-10-31 09:58:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 09:59:52 AM  
I'm pretty sure I saw Dr. Pol fisting her the other day.
 
2013-10-31 09:59:54 AM  
Screen caps of Tami Erin (Pippi Longstocking) sex tape.

NSFW of course.

Mind bleach was needed for the mental images of a nude Tori Spelling.
 
2013-10-31 10:03:55 AM  
There's a Tori Spelling sex tape

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 10:04:25 AM  
Meh. I won't lie, I'll watch it.
 
2013-10-31 10:05:54 AM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: /imagine how gross a titty farking from her frakentities would be


No no, that's the benefit. The movement of the implants coupled with the opposite movement from the actual flesh creates ripples and ridges so that her Frankentitties are ribbed for your pleasure. You'll be dropping man gravy over that Picasso face faster than you can say 90210
 
2013-10-31 10:09:57 AM  
She has already whored her family and marriage out to reality TV, why not release a sex tape?
 
2013-10-31 10:10:06 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: /imagine how gross a titty farking from her frakentities would be

No no, that's the benefit. The movement of the implants coupled with the opposite movement from the actual flesh creates ripples and ridges so that her Frankentitties are ribbed for your pleasure. You'll be dropping man gravy over that Picasso face faster than you can say 9021OOOOOOOOOOOOOH



FTFY
 
2013-10-31 10:16:39 AM  
Spoiler - it's with Jay Leno.
 
2013-10-31 10:20:46 AM  
What a Tori Spelling sex tape might be like, only will better acting and less plastic.

I figure that Spelling is just desperate enough for attention that she would circulate this tape on her own. After all, has very limited access to what's left of her daddy's money and the reality show option for her has almost completely dried up. Her books sell, but not nearly as well as she'd need to finance her lifestyle, so porn is really the only option left.

Y'know, other than getting a more reliable job than "ex-starlet looking for Serious Roles and easy money".
 
2013-10-31 10:21:20 AM  
blogs.babble.com

Long as the sex tape has a bag over her head, its all good.... For those who like carrot top faces - enjoy!
 
2013-10-31 10:25:21 AM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-10-31 10:25:33 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Screen caps of Tami Erin (Pippi Longstocking) sex tape.

NSFW of course.

Mind bleach was needed for the mental images of a nude Tori Spelling.


Not gonna lie...I might check that out when it hits the tubes.

/Tami Erin, not Tori Spelling, for clarification.
//Tami...DAT ASS
 
2013-10-31 10:29:29 AM  
Let's see - does she have a new movie coming out?
No.
New TV series?
Nope.
New reality show?
Uh-uh.
Blown though all of her cash and is desperate to raise some funds?
Bingo.

/although, to be fair, she did end up married to Constable Turnbull
 
2013-10-31 10:29:38 AM  
Weird tits, anorexic looking, pumped out 4 kids, and 40..  Seriously guys, you've fapped to worse at xhamster..
 
2013-10-31 10:30:52 AM  
I've heard of coming into money, but this is ridiculous.
 
2013-10-31 10:45:09 AM  
What's wrong with you?


Put that away, nobody wants to see that.
 
2013-10-31 10:49:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Screen caps of Tami Erin (Pippi Longstocking) sex tape.

NSFW of course.

Mind bleach was needed for the mental images of a nude Tori Spelling.


Damn.  Hopefully the action is good, that's a pretty rocking body.
 
2013-10-31 10:55:03 AM  
She looks like a dead fark anyway
 
2013-10-31 11:01:10 AM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-10-31 11:01:11 AM  

Onkel Buck: She looks like a dead fark anyway


People are willing to jerk off to Chyna dolls sex tape, this is just a notch below that.
 
2013-10-31 11:03:00 AM  
Having money problems? Didn't her father have more money than God?
 
2013-10-31 11:03:46 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-31 11:07:27 AM  
Somebody's shopping mild Downs Syndrome porn? WTF
 
2013-10-31 11:07:58 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 256x256]


Flappyhead: [i.imgur.com image 248x200]


Cybernetic: [www.reactiongifs.com image 500x277]


BullBearMS: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 248x193]


Gunderson: [31.media.tumblr.com image 250x284]


This!
 
2013-10-31 11:09:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 11:10:44 AM  

NashMcNash: [i.imgur.com image 400x222]


LOL
 
2013-10-31 11:10:56 AM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: part of me (my sense of taste) says no thank you.... however another part of me (my penis) says what the hell, i'll watch it, for free on the internet

/imagine how gross a titty farking from her frakentities would be


On the plus side, your jizz would pool in that recessed area between her tits, and you could make her lap it up like a kitten at a bowl of milk.
 
2013-10-31 11:12:04 AM  
I'd rather watch a sex tape of Aaron Spelling.
 
2013-10-31 11:13:19 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: On the plus side, your jizz would pool in that recessed area between her tits, and you could make her lap it up like a kitten at a bowl of milk.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 11:14:51 AM  
Does she have a book coming out?
 
2013-10-31 11:19:11 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: On the plus side, your jizz would pool in that recessed area between her tits, and you could make her lap it up like a kitten at a bowl of milk.


giggity
 
2013-10-31 11:19:57 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Screen caps of Tami Erin (Pippi Longstocking) sex tape.

NSFW of course.

Mind bleach was needed for the mental images of a nude Tori Spelling.


Me likey.
 
2013-10-31 11:20:15 AM  
AW HELLLL NAW!
 
2013-10-31 11:21:08 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-31 11:25:30 AM  
Everytime I hear something about her I chuckle, because she's so obviously tried to stay in the spotlight after 90210, and failed miserably.  I usually am not big on enjoying other people's failures, but she just seemed like such a vapid cnut that I can't help it.
 
2013-10-31 11:25:41 AM  

Teaser: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]


I'd ride that like the Lone Ranger rode Silver
 
2013-10-31 11:26:25 AM  

NashMcNash: [i.imgur.com image 400x222]


That one got me laughing out loud :-)
 
2013-10-31 11:37:02 AM  
Gross. Even by skanky "porn star" standards she's poor. If you were to see this girl in a bar in real life, she'd be a 4/10 -- 5 on a good day.
 
2013-10-31 11:41:59 AM  
I would booby-bang her horrific knockers back into their proper place......
 
2013-10-31 11:42:25 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Screen caps of Tami Erin (Pippi Longstocking) sex tape.

NSFW of course.

Mind bleach was needed for the mental images of a nude Tori Spelling.


So many dead kittens
 
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