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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Don we now our homosexual apparel   (kctv5.com) divider line 48
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2013-10-31 09:14:04 AM
To be fair, that sweater is pretty gay.
 
2013-10-31 09:14:27 AM
www.metalsucks.net

Not amused.

/"i pu-ti-ton, pu-ti-ton"
 
2013-10-31 09:15:25 AM

untaken_name: To be fair, that sweater is pretty gay.


wilwheaton.typepad.com
 
2013-10-31 09:15:56 AM
Fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa, fa-bu-lous!
 
2013-10-31 09:16:54 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [www.metalsucks.net image 446x300]

Not amused.

/"i pu-ti-ton, pu-ti-ton"


Came to post this.  Left happy.

/OH!  How SHOCKING!
 
2013-10-31 09:16:54 AM
Next thing they'll take the Kids out of Kids in the Hallmark.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-31 09:17:03 AM
What a queer thing to do.
 
2013-10-31 09:19:34 AM
Wearing gaudy jumpers is a Learned Behaviour.
 
2013-10-31 09:19:47 AM
Why change anything? It is not offensive, at least not to me (Yes, I am gay.) Anyone offended by the word gay is insecure. I am comfortable with myself enough to take a joke. Didn't one comedian once say: "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke."? I know Carlos Mencia said it, but I do not give him credit for any joke that he says.

Then again, I hate most Christmas Carols, so why do I even care?
 
2013-10-31 09:20:14 AM
This is why when you're trying to come up with an artistic image or phrase, if you run into the problem of "This may be considered offensive to some people," the proper response is, "Maybe I should come up with something else entirely", not "I'll just change it so it's offensive to some other group of people."
 
2013-10-31 09:21:35 AM
If they are updating the language, they should also change the word "don" which will confuse the snowflakes with a 500 word vocabulary.  It should be "Now we put on our fun stuff."  Then nobody gets confused or has to look up any words.
 
2013-10-31 09:21:57 AM

FoxEWolf: Why change anything? It is not offensive, at least not to me (Yes, I am gay.) Anyone offended by the word gay is insecure. I am comfortable with myself enough to take a joke. Didn't one comedian once say: "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke."? I know Carlos Mencia said it, but I do not give him credit for any joke that he says.

Then again, I hate most Christmas Carols, so why do I even care?


It's not you that they're worried about offending.
 
2013-10-31 09:24:32 AM
comebackkid.com.au
 
2013-10-31 09:26:26 AM
What will Tyson Homosexual have to say about this?
 
2013-10-31 09:30:59 AM
"Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly" should also be banned, because "boughs" could be misunderstood and offend Muslims. Or Asians.

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" obviously encourages reckless driving.

"All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" encourages poor body image in preadolescent females.

"Silent Night" is an affront to the Deaf community.

We won't even talk about "White Christmas."
 
2013-10-31 09:32:51 AM

apoptotic: FoxEWolf: Why change anything? It is not offensive, at least not to me (Yes, I am gay.) Anyone offended by the word gay is insecure. I am comfortable with myself enough to take a joke. Didn't one comedian once say: "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke."? I know Carlos Mencia said it, but I do not give him credit for any joke that he says.

Then again, I hate most Christmas Carols, so why do I even care?

It's not you that they're worried about offending.


Even for heterosexuals, anyone who is offended by the word gay is insecure about themselves.
 
2013-10-31 09:34:31 AM
mimg.ugo.com

Better Off Fabulous
 
2013-10-31 09:35:05 AM
I don't even have assless chaps.
 
2013-10-31 09:38:58 AM

Arkanaut: I don't even have assless chaps.


I have a chapless ass, does that count?
 
2013-10-31 09:40:51 AM

Billy Bathsalt: If they are updating the language, they should also change the word "don" which will confuse the snowflakes with a 500 word vocabulary.  It should be "Now we put on our fun stuff."  Then nobody gets confused or has to look up any words.


Plus the syntax is all wrong. Don we now? Fight the dark side, you must!
 
2013-10-31 09:46:50 AM
And that's not an Onion article?
 
2013-10-31 09:47:33 AM

letrole: Wearing gaudy jumpers is a Learned Behaviour.


What's a "jumper"? Also you spelled "behavior" wrong. It's cool, my fingers slip on the keyboard too. Just takes practice.
 
2013-10-31 10:03:21 AM
i31.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-31 10:04:24 AM

Nogale: "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly" should also be banned, because "boughs" could be misunderstood and offend Muslims. Or Asians.

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" obviously encourages reckless driving.

"All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" encourages poor body image in preadolescent females.

"Silent Night" is an affront to the Deaf community.

We won't even talk about "White Christmas."


Uh, it's a boy singing it.
 
2013-10-31 10:06:10 AM

EyerishRogue: letrole: Wearing gaudy jumpers is a Learned Behaviour.

What's a "jumper"? Also you spelled "behavior" wrong. It's cool, my fingers slip on the keyboard too. Just takes practice.


REAL english, how does it spell?

/college roomate from the UK, so pissed when professor would could point off for "misspelling" colour pissed him off more than the others
 
2013-10-31 10:09:46 AM
GIS for "homosexual apparel":

www.thestranger.com

Also this:

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-31 10:18:53 AM
Troll the ancient yuletide carol.
Fa la la la la...
 
2013-10-31 10:24:48 AM
You mean like this?
i232.photobucket.com
or this?
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 10:30:28 AM

Joe Blowme: /college roomate from the UK, so pissed when professor would could point off for "misspelling" colour pissed him off more than the others


lol I wonder if the professor did it just to be a jackass, or if he really didn't know that's how the UK spells "color".
 
2013-10-31 10:50:25 AM

Krymson Tyde: You mean like this?

or this?


W
T
F
 
2013-10-31 10:55:55 AM
You mean like "Ha Ha" fun?

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-31 11:00:12 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

TOO SOON!
 
2013-10-31 11:10:12 AM

wxboy: What will Tyson Homosexual have to say about this?


katiethebloglady.com

Krymson Tyde: You mean like this?
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x451]
or this?
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x451]


subversify.com
 
2013-10-31 11:24:24 AM

HailRobonia: Arkanaut: I don't even have assless chaps.

I have a chapless ass, does that count?


You know what really chaps my ass?

/a flame about this high
 
2013-10-31 11:37:27 AM
Don we now our KY apparel.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 11:37:40 AM
Oh. Now I get it.

First read, I thought English might be Subby's non-native language ..
 
2013-10-31 11:44:03 AM
"translated from Gaelic "

I'm sure Hallmark meant translated from FUNlic...
 
2013-10-31 12:14:24 PM
"When I get that feeling, I want homosexual healing..."  --Marvin Fun
 
2013-10-31 12:57:00 PM

HailRobonia: Billy Bathsalt: If they are updating the language, they should also change the word "don" which will confuse the snowflakes with a 500 word vocabulary.  It should be "Now we put on our fun stuff."  Then nobody gets confused or has to look up any words.

Plus the syntax is all wrong. Don we now? Fight the dark side, you must!


i was waiting for someone to say this.  the grammar is absolutely correct, you moran.  my god i am so angry right now.
 
2013-10-31 01:16:39 PM

HailRobonia: Arkanaut: I don't even have assless chaps.

I have a chapless ass, does that count?


i2.listal.com
It chaps my ass!
 
2013-10-31 01:24:18 PM

HailRobonia: Billy Bathsalt: If they are updating the language, they should also change the word "don" which will confuse the snowflakes with a 500 word vocabulary.  It should be "Now we put on our fun stuff."  Then nobody gets confused or has to look up any words.

Plus the syntax is all wrong. Don we now? Fight the dark side, you must!


No, it's imperative, not indicative; it's a command.  To put it in more modern English: "Let's now put on our fun clothes!"
 
2013-10-31 01:52:33 PM

LewDux: [comebackkid.com.au image 770x530]

img.fark.net

d1lhirsz7m8sbi.cloudfront.net
Spring Breakers.  I've seldom seen such a lousy movie look so good.
 
2013-10-31 03:08:13 PM

EyerishRogue: Joe Blowme: /college roomate from the UK, so pissed when professor would could point off for "misspelling" colour pissed him off more than the others

lol I wonder if the professor did it just to be a jackass, or if he really didn't know that's how the UK spells "color".


I had teachers in high school who would mark words as "misspelled" when I used Commonwealth spellings.  But I would not have expected college professors to do that.
 
2013-10-31 03:11:12 PM

offmymeds: wxboy: What will Tyson Homosexual have to say about this?

[katiethebloglady.com image 400x379]



No,
blacksportsonline.com

Different athlete.
 
2013-10-31 04:40:16 PM

letrole: Wearing gaudy jumpers is a Learned Behaviour.


I never thought I'd see letrole parodying himself, but damn if it didn't make me laugh...
 
2013-10-31 07:42:14 PM
Makes sense, it would be kinda weird to have a sweater that says "GAY" in giant cartoon letters.
 
2013-11-01 10:16:33 AM
We come from old Vir-gin-I-A where all is bright and gay
 
2013-11-01 03:56:52 PM

Cybernetic: GIS for "homosexual apparel":

[www.thestranger.com image 570x300]

Also this:

[i.huffpost.com image 425x472]


Same guy?
 
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