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(Radar Magazine)   George Zimmerman sends a message to his estranged wife Shellie. That message? A bullet-riddled shooting target   (radaronline.com) divider line 357
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2013-10-31 08:38:56 AM  
DRINK
 
2013-10-31 08:44:58 AM  
The guy is obviously unhinged.
 
2013-10-31 08:47:08 AM  
Sharpshooter?

Target says limp wristing.
 
2013-10-31 08:47:18 AM  
The target started it.
 
2013-10-31 08:50:39 AM  

nekom: DRINK


*glug... glug.... glug....*

At this point, NyQuil was all I could find
 
2013-10-31 08:51:02 AM  
GZ should probably be removed from the position of power that he holds.

oh, wait ...
 
2013-10-31 08:52:49 AM  
That guy is an awful shot. His guns should be taken away for that reason alone.
 
2013-10-31 09:03:33 AM  

RexTalionis: That guy is an awful shot. His guns should be taken away for that reason alone.


Maybe he should have used that as his defense.

/"you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a farking boat"
 
2013-10-31 09:04:31 AM  
She should put in eBay; some Zimmerman fan will probably pay $500 for a replacement for that one well-used tube sock
 
2013-10-31 09:05:32 AM  
Put IT ON eBay. Stupid mild WS hangover
 
2013-10-31 09:14:54 AM  
Heh shiat I thought that photo on the right side of the page was her, I was thinking I might have to mentally high-five the Zimster for tapping that.
 
2013-10-31 09:26:37 AM  

SlothB77: GZ should probably be removed from the position of power that he holds.

oh, wait ...


I'm not even sure what direction you were trying to troll in here.
 
2013-10-31 09:31:26 AM  

BunkoSquad: She should put in eBay; some Zimmerman fan will probably pay $500 for a replacement for that one well-used tube sock


Ebay? Hell she could get twice that selling it on Fark.
 
2013-10-31 09:35:15 AM  
I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.
 
2013-10-31 09:35:55 AM  

Heliovdrake: SlothB77: GZ should probably be removed from the position of power that he holds.

oh, wait ...

I'm not even sure what direction you were trying to troll in here.


Would it matter?

/you bite, he flaps, off you go
 
2013-10-31 09:37:09 AM  
www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-10-31 09:37:33 AM  

gilgigamesh: BunkoSquad: She should put in eBay; some Zimmerman fan will probably pay $500 for a replacement for that one well-used tube sock

Ebay? Hell she could get twice that selling it on Fark.


It's no worse than all the other crap in the Fark Shop, that's for sure.
 
2013-10-31 09:38:02 AM  
The guy is just going fishing for more free money from racists.
 
2013-10-31 09:38:07 AM  
But Zimmerman was totally a reasonable person about when to use violence when it came to Martin.  We promise!
 
2013-10-31 09:38:55 AM  

sammyk: I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.


I'm going with 'She made it all up to screw him in the divorce'.
 
2013-10-31 09:39:46 AM  

MFAWG: sammyk: I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.

I'm going with 'She made it all up to screw him in the divorce'.


Bingo!
 
2013-10-31 09:40:50 AM  
We get it. George Zimmerman is a big fat poopyhead. I don't think anyone has ever argued otherwise. Arrest him for making the threat and be done with it.

ikanreed: But Zimmerman was totally a reasonable person about when to use violence when it came to Martin.  We promise!


Literally every scrap of evidence gathered during the Trayvon Martin case supports this exact assertion.
 
2013-10-31 09:41:05 AM  
No one cares about any proof that it was him who left it, you know, innocent until proven something-something?
 
2013-10-31 09:41:06 AM  

RexTalionis: That guy is an awful shot. His guns should be taken away for that reason alone.


If he used his trayvon keltec that thing is accurate to about a foot and a half. Horrific trigger pull on it too. Worst gun I've owned.
 
2013-10-31 09:41:43 AM  
after RTFA, he didn't send it to her, he left it nailed up in the house.

I have a couple of targets hanging on the wall.  is it somehow now threatening if I forget or neglect to take those done?

Ooo, he left a bullet-ridden target nailed up! SO SCARY!
 
2013-10-31 09:41:45 AM  

MFAWG: sammyk: I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.

I'm going with 'She made it all up to screw him in the divorce'.


Does it hurt when you contort that much? I would worry about joints going out of socket when you bend that much.
 
2013-10-31 09:42:02 AM  
"What Shellie's mom didn't notice was the target. Then, when Shellie got home, she went over to the house and discovered the target with bullet holes in various quadrants.

Which makes me think that someone is attention whoring again. Her mom didn't notice it because it wasn't there. Don't get me wrong, I think GZ should be in jail for murder 1, but his whole family just screams "White Trash Attention Whore over here, come get some!"
 
2013-10-31 09:42:23 AM  
She lied on the witness stand about money in his pre trial hearing and after the trial claimed he waved a firearm around during an argument which the cops claimed he didn't have a gun on him or in the truck when they questioned him.


I bet she stuck that target on the wall herself.
 
2013-10-31 09:43:32 AM  
I don't give two farks about George either way, but I'm sick of Shellie and her "team" making the news every week over some SHOCKING threat or evidence.
 
2013-10-31 09:44:17 AM  

MFAWG: sammyk: I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.

I'm going with 'She made it all up to screw him in the divorce'.


That was my first reaction too. He moves out, leaving behind a bunch of useless trash and crap he no longer wants, as most people do when they move. She finds the target in a trash bag or shoved in some drawer and hangs it on the wall for a photo op.

When it comes to divorce I've seen women do much worse.
 
2013-10-31 09:44:23 AM  

Fank: No one cares about any proof that it was him who left it, you know, innocent until proven something-something?


the saying is innocent until proven holding skittles
 
2013-10-31 09:46:01 AM  
I pretty much don't believe anything ever said by anyone described as "estranged."

Wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever.
 
2013-10-31 09:46:13 AM  

ReapTheChaos: MFAWG: sammyk: I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.

I'm going with 'She made it all up to screw him in the divorce'.

That was my first reaction too. He moves out, leaving behind a bunch of useless trash and crap he no longer wants, as most people do when they move. She finds the target in a trash bag or shoved in some drawer and hangs it on the wall for a photo op.

When it comes to divorce I've seen women do much worse.


There was one recently in CT or MD where the woman took all her husbands firearms out of the safe and laid them on the bed of her 8 year old sons room and then called the cops.....divorcee father is facing like 30 years for his guns being accessible to a minor.
 
2013-10-31 09:46:37 AM  
Setup because people are so gullible and iching to find fault
 
2013-10-31 09:47:12 AM  

dwrash: MFAWG: sammyk: I wonder if his usual defenders are going to show up for this thread. Shiat like this should get your gun rights removed. Plain and simple it is making a threat with your weapon.

I'm going with 'She made it all up to screw him in the divorce'.

Bingo!


of course!  It's the No True Zimmerman Defense! Anything painting him in a less than heroic light is completely fabricated!
 
2013-10-31 09:47:44 AM  
"The last person inside the building was said to be 30-year-old sharpshooter George "


Said by whom?  The wife?   .  The same one that said he was waving a gun around
and then changed her mind when told there was video?  HAHAHAHAH
 
2013-10-31 09:47:48 AM  

Kit Fister: after RTFA, he didn't send it to her, he left it nailed up in the house.

I have a couple of targets hanging on the wall.  is it somehow now threatening if I forget or neglect to take those done?

Ooo, he left a bullet-ridden target nailed up! SO SCARY!


Are you a known killer?
 
2013-10-31 09:48:15 AM  

Giltric: I bet she stuck that target on the wall herself.


I'm not even a zimmerfanatic like most of the people who will be rushing to his defense here in this thread and I could see this being the case, this woman appears to be shady.
 
2013-10-31 09:48:50 AM  

Fank: No one cares about any proof that it was him who left it, you know, innocent until proven something-something?


Innocent until proven guilty is only a thing in a courtroom.

Are we in a courtroom right now? No?
 
2013-10-31 09:49:37 AM  
He could have sent her some Skittles and Tea.
 
2013-10-31 09:50:23 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Kit Fister: after RTFA, he didn't send it to her, he left it nailed up in the house.

I have a couple of targets hanging on the wall.  is it somehow now threatening if I forget or neglect to take those done?

Ooo, he left a bullet-ridden target nailed up! SO SCARY!

Are you a known killer?


Did you happen to see this?  Or didn't you bother ot RTFA?

...nailed to the wall of the home the estranged couple once shared, after he was forced to move out.
 
2013-10-31 09:50:23 AM  
relax, he's going to be the new police chief in some hellhole coal town in Pennsylvania next week.
 
2013-10-31 09:51:40 AM  
It's a good thing his aim is poor, and he is too large to sneak up on you without the cover of darkness to get close enough to be a threat.
 
2013-10-31 09:51:54 AM  
Hey guys, anyone remember the days of the Travon / Zimmerman variety comedy hour? GOOD TIMES.
 
2013-10-31 09:52:10 AM  

Millennium: Literally every scrap of evidence gathered during the Trayvon Martin case supports this exact assertion.


Yeah, yeah, we know.  Except the parts leading up to the initial confrontation.  No one has given an adequate explanation as to why Martin might have attacked Zimmerman in the first place.
 
2013-10-31 09:52:24 AM  

Millennium: Literally every scrap of evidence gathered during the Trayvon Martin case supports this exact assertion.


You do know, he's still not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-10-31 09:52:25 AM  
If it sounds sensational, look at the person making the allegation.

You mean to tell me that his wife, who he is currently divorcing is making allegations.... again?
Remember that supposed gun threat that mysteriously went away?  Give me a break.

So the guys an idiot, possibly a murderer.  But don't ignore a woman scorned.
 
2013-10-31 09:52:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 09:53:38 AM  
Obviously he was defending himself from the thuggish target, and was only trying to discourage further crime in the hallways of his home.
 
2013-10-31 09:53:39 AM  

Giltric: She lied on the witness stand about money in his pre trial hearing and after the trial claimed he waved a firearm around during an argument which the cops claimed he didn't have a gun on him or in the truck when they questioned him.


I bet she stuck that target on the wall herself.


Anything is possible - trolling is a art.
 
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