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(Some Guy)   Remember the penis-shaped church? Here's a happy update for you. (pic)   ( divider line
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14545 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2013 at 9:01 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-31 08:44:32 AM  
2013-10-31 08:53:49 AM  
That's not quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ to be.
2013-10-31 08:57:57 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: That's not quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ to be.


Thread over.
2013-10-31 09:03:06 AM  
OK who else laughed out loud at work?? Raise your hand.....
2013-10-31 09:04:36 AM  
He is risen!
2013-10-31 09:04:37 AM  
an altar boy must have been walking by.
2013-10-31 09:04:37 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: That's not quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ to be.

Looks like someone beat me to the punch. LOL
2013-10-31 09:04:48 AM  
OMG I didn't think it could get any funnier but it has!
2013-10-31 09:06:27 AM  
There's a place people go to be uplifted.
2013-10-31 09:08:09 AM  
I'm just glad I learned it was a church and not a penal institution
2013-10-31 09:10:56 AM  
2013-10-31 09:11:46 AM  

Franko618: Fake?

Sure, but amusing.
2013-10-31 09:11:51 AM  
I would assume that sooner or later this church's notoriety will come up (snert) in the weekly staff (snort) meeting.  I'd love to be a fly (related word but not quite as LOL-worthy) on the wall to hear the trajectory of that discussion.

2013-10-31 09:12:52 AM  
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/not mine
2013-10-31 09:13:24 AM  
God forbid they water any of those desiccated plants
2013-10-31 09:13:46 AM  
I liked the church's response of having to add a large leaf over the building.
2013-10-31 09:16:26 AM  
The bible does talk about big dicks and big loads, so this church is kinda appropriate.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20
2013-10-31 09:16:57 AM  
Wow, the congregation's probably pissed.
2013-10-31 09:19:28 AM  
Yeah, whoever designed that building knew exactly what they were doing.
2013-10-31 09:19:38 AM  
Hey Jesus! How's it hangin??

Sharply to the left.
2013-10-31 09:29:14 AM  
Heh, the church even put a picture of a fig leaf over the aerial shot on their Fb page. -t hat-it-is-good-2013-10

"He has risen, just as He said."
2013-10-31 09:31:06 AM  

syndre: [ image 609x646]

/not mine

2013-10-31 09:37:00 AM  
Just in time for the holidays!

Come all ye faithfullll...
2013-10-31 09:40:17 AM  

YixilTesiphon: syndre: [ image 609x646]

/not mine


No spray in the top photo, even though all the parked vehicles are in the same spot.
2013-10-31 09:41:00 AM  

YixilTesiphon: syndre: [ image 609x646]

/not mine


you can tell by the pixels.
2013-10-31 09:41:45 AM  
Always new that public utilities building was a slut.  At least knows how to make one happy
2013-10-31 09:45:31 AM  
it that the same church that has the flying penis statue in front of it?

seriously, google dixon flying penis
2013-10-31 09:47:13 AM  

YixilTesiphon: syndre: [ image 609x646]

/not mine


He's saying it's 'shopped.

It was flipped from the normal view so it appears 'erect'. And all those cars are all in the same place, leading us to believe that photo is from the same time as the orginal.

And if it is from the same time, how can the hydrant be going in one picture and not the other? As google maps doesn't update every few minutes it probably can't.
And if the 2nd photo were taken from a different time frame, how would all those shadows and cars be in the exact same spot.

So therefore someone digitaly added the spray.

I can tell from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time, but sadly the pixels are to hard to make out, so I can't be 100% certian.
2013-10-31 10:00:34 AM  
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2013-10-31 10:02:29 AM  
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2013-10-31 10:15:10 AM  
It's circumcised so are we sure it's not a synagogue?
2013-10-31 10:20:09 AM  
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Herr Starr approves.
2013-10-31 10:49:27 AM  

syndre: [ image 609x646]

/not mine

Also, the water puddle doesn't make sense.

/I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing a few 'shops in my time...
2013-10-31 10:59:05 AM  
2013-10-31 11:03:29 AM  
Too good to be true, sadly.
2013-10-31 11:04:58 AM  
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2013-10-31 11:17:21 AM  
I came, I saw, it came.
2013-10-31 12:02:32 PM  
Who's the architect? If I were the Pastor of the Penis Church, I'd be looking into the paperwork with a lawyer.
2013-10-31 12:48:41 PM  
this being in Dixon, Illinois... home of the Dixon orchard where every fall they make some of the best apple cider in the world... I can only assume that the church uses some of that delicious Dixon cider instead of their normal communion wine.  If you let the cider sit out for a couple of days it begins to ferment just a bit... so it's kind of like wine.  I'm sure Jesus wouldn't begrudge his followers from having hard Dixon cider instead of the usual wine.  Some in the community say that it has become a sort of unofficial 'fertility' blessing that the church provides every fall.  The women of child bearing age just can't get enough Dixon cider.  And the number of birthdays in the mid summer months prove there must be something to the story. Those women probably can't wait to go home and tell their husbands and boyfriends about how they had Dixon cider at church that morning... just knowing that it can lead to another bundle of joy in their home in the near future...  just a little treat for these cool fall days in the American heartland... giving them something to look forward to next year when they can go back to church and show off the result of having Dixon cider.
2013-10-31 12:52:40 PM  
something fishy here?
2013-10-31 02:18:14 PM  
2013-10-31 03:17:39 PM  
2013-11-01 02:38:16 AM  
This was funnier on Reddit, subby.
2013-11-01 09:28:23 AM  
Either 'shopped or there is a drone orbiting overhead, ready to take a picture in case anything else funny happens.
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