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(Omaha World Herald)   One man's dream of becoming the creepiest, scariest clown ever   (omaha.com) divider line 60
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2013-10-31 08:52:44 AM
Ok, that's a weird story that had absolutely nothing to do with Ted Cruz.
 
2013-10-31 08:53:57 AM
Nice effort, but...

murderpedia.org
 
2013-10-31 09:12:10 AM
Link farked already.
 
2013-10-31 10:22:06 AM

BizarreMan: Link farked already.


Ditto, that was fast.
 
2013-10-31 10:22:32 AM
It's so creepy and scary it can't be found!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!
 
2013-10-31 10:23:55 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: It's so creepy and scary it can't be found!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!


Coming to theatres this summer: The Clown That Wasn't There.
 
2013-10-31 10:27:18 AM
Here's a picture of my nephew from a party this last weekend:

i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 10:27:25 AM
Creepy Clown Thread.....GO!
  i1.squidoocdn.com
 
2013-10-31 10:28:15 AM
cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-10-31 10:28:21 AM
From TFA:

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Looks like we broke Omaha.
 
2013-10-31 10:30:35 AM
cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-10-31 10:31:34 AM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-31 10:34:13 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-31 10:36:16 AM
Still my favorite photo of a clown:

www.rumorguru.com
 
2013-10-31 10:36:21 AM
www.hauntersdepot.com
 
2013-10-31 10:36:34 AM
The link's not available because the clown's not there anymore... he's right behind you.
 
2013-10-31 10:36:49 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-31 10:37:07 AM
photos.lifeasahuman.com
 
2013-10-31 10:40:20 AM
Luckily i have insomnia so i don't sleep anyway.

/yay
 
2013-10-31 10:40:29 AM
For those of you who can't see it......


www.omaha.com
 
2013-10-31 10:40:34 AM
Sybarite's is the best. It's not creepy if the clown is trying to be scary. It's creepy if he's trying to look friendly, and failing.
 
2013-10-31 10:40:34 AM
Relevant?
 
2013-10-31 10:41:12 AM

ChipNASA: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x402]


this one
 
2013-10-31 10:42:33 AM
Oops...
 
2013-10-31 10:43:27 AM
Scariest.  Clown.  Ever.

www.thegreenhead.com
 
2013-10-31 10:44:15 AM
www.cocktailswithkevin.com
 
2013-10-31 10:44:16 AM
OK, let's try that again:

imgs.xkcd.com
/ha!
 
Ant
2013-10-31 10:46:04 AM
 
2013-10-31 10:47:41 AM
A bunch of the local amusement parks convert different spaces into themed haunted houses for Halloween, and a couple of them do one of them up as a clown-themed labyrinth.

One of the parks discovered ChromaDepth 3D glasses: a technique which makes things look closer or further away based on what colors they are. They proceeded to paint their clown-house and scary clowns with fluourescent paint in different colors, flood the place with blacklight, and hand out the glasses just before you walk in.

The result is one of the most farked up haunted house experiences I've ever seen. I'm not scared of clowns, so I can't say I found it scary, per se, but I shudder to think of what a true coulrophobe would feel going through that.
 
2013-10-31 10:48:01 AM
content.omaha.com

Guy in the Middle: My hands are on two asses and one of them isn't even mine!
 
2013-10-31 10:48:05 AM
There's always Yucko...


i478.photobucket.com
/Brickleberry picked up for season 3 fyi...
 
2013-10-31 10:48:25 AM

blatz514: Scariest.  Clown.  Ever.

[www.thegreenhead.com image 350x350]


Nothing will ever top that
 
2013-10-31 11:09:11 AM

Sybarite: Nice effort, but...

[murderpedia.org image 432x679]


Is that Marcus Bachmann?
 
2013-10-31 11:09:39 AM

Sybarite: Nice effort, but...

[murderpedia.org image 432x679]


Psychotic murderer is psychotic.  None of the other clowns in this thread can compete with the real thing.
 
2013-10-31 11:13:28 AM
Came in looking for references to "Gitchy".

/looks around

You guys are slipping...
 
2013-10-31 11:14:53 AM
cdn-static.denofgeek.com
/not obscure
//at least, it better not be
 
2013-10-31 11:23:09 AM
Still best clown ever.

stagevu.com
 
2013-10-31 11:25:31 AM
Then there's this guy (photo slightly NSFW, retouched).  This clown was indirectly involved in a homicide.
 
2013-10-31 11:25:44 AM
i7.photobucket.com

Can't believe i'm the Weeners this.

/Happy Halloween everybody!
 
2013-10-31 11:28:22 AM
goddamned filter... ugh...
 
2013-10-31 11:30:20 AM
Ah yes. Good ol Mystery Manor. Located in a building that used to be a turn-of-the-century brothel, where there were OTHER things that would go bump in the night.

And why yes. Bobo is a pole-dancer as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgefgNChoRY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMhB5R1AdIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikdZcIB0-Pw
 
2013-10-31 11:35:05 AM

amoral: Sybarite's is the best. It's not creepy if the clown is trying to be scary. It's creepy if he's trying to look friendly, and failing.


Yep. Creepy clown requires subtlety. Not 'omg look fake teeth and blood'. Those are cartoonish. Cartoonish isn't scary (cartoons can be, but those which are are rarely cartoonish).

Ergo the photo in the article is just meh. Creepiest for me is probably 'it'.
 
2013-10-31 11:42:06 AM

Creepy. Homey does not play that.

www.morethings.com

 
2013-10-31 11:44:56 AM

Joe Peanut: Sybarite: Nice effort, but...

[murderpedia.org image 432x679]

Is that Marcus Bachmann?


John Wayne Gacy
 
2013-10-31 11:59:29 AM
Can't sleep...thread will eat me.  Can't sleep...thread will eat me...
 
2013-10-31 11:59:53 AM
www.xvidbox.com
 
2013-10-31 12:05:14 PM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 12:25:54 PM
I wish I had a calling, like this man.
 
2013-10-31 12:46:23 PM

dennysgod:


Why not both?
 
2013-10-31 12:47:52 PM
I hate clowns.  We had one come up to the pediatric ward where I worked before moving.  I had to convince myself to actually visit my patient, while simultaneously resisting the urge not to run away screaming.  End result?  I damn near body checked the clown into the medication cart.  And may have told my patient to feel free to punch him in the crotch.  Maybe.
 
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