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(Jewish Daily Forward)   Rabbi-shaped sex toy. No, I did not mean rabbit   (forward.com ) divider line
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4473 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2013 at 10:13 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-31 09:03:57 AM  

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2013-10-31 10:14:56 AM  
It reminds me of a joke.

"It's okay, I will just sit in the dark."
 
2013-10-31 10:17:03 AM  
nope.jpg
 
2013-10-31 10:17:33 AM  
Nine times out of ten it's during Shabbat . But ... every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] ... it's a Rabbi. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a Rabbi. We have to use the indefinite article, "a Rabbi ", never ... your Rabbi.
 
2013-10-31 10:17:48 AM  
Pretty fly ...
 
2013-10-31 10:20:52 AM  
Hello Maxine, I hear your daughter Rebecca met a nice young rabbi...
 
2013-10-31 10:32:29 AM  
That's no ordinary rabbi!
 
2013-10-31 10:33:39 AM  
Insult islamist in youtube video:
Fark outrage

Insult Judaism
Fark "Cool"

Bigotry is easily spotted.
 
2013-10-31 10:41:22 AM  
Oy vey!
 
rpm
2013-10-31 10:42:33 AM  
Alright, who left the t-remover out?

/obscure?
//probably not on fark
 
2013-10-31 10:47:09 AM  
so it's a statue. What exactly classifies it as a sex toy? There are many things that can be used that way. Should we call them all sex toys?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-31 10:51:41 AM  

OnlyM3: Insult islamist in youtube video:
Fark outrage

Insult Judaism
Fark "Cool"

Bigotry is easily spotted.


Proud of my anti-poor troll bigotry.
 
Rat
2013-10-31 10:57:31 AM  
Don't get all farshvitzt.

© oy
 
2013-10-31 11:09:35 AM  

OnlyM3: Insult islamist in youtube video:
Fark outrage

Insult Judaism
Fark "Cool"

Bigotry is easily spotted.


We need nun and iman vibrators too, would that cool you off?
 
2013-10-31 11:20:45 AM  

susler: OnlyM3: Insult islamist in youtube video:
Fark outrage

Insult Judaism
Fark "Cool"

Bigotry is easily spotted.

We need nun and iman vibrators too, would that cool you off?


Maybe this will make our poor victimized friend feel better

http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php#jesus
 
2013-10-31 11:23:11 AM  
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbi out of my ...
 
2013-10-31 11:31:01 AM  
Rabbi shaped? Meh. Rabbi Tuckman has been making these for years...

"It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!"
 
2013-10-31 12:17:13 PM  
It goes in the schmuck you schmuck.
 
2013-10-31 12:21:45 PM  
Ewww, its covered in schmaltz.
 
2013-10-31 12:21:48 PM  
got a female friend of ours a virgin mary dildo a few years back. Also had Jesus and a Cross.

And the best new band in the world offers this nice package, the Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set
(possibly NSFW)  http://shop.ghost-official.com/index.php/ritual-set/phallos-mortuus-r i tual-box-set.html
 
2013-10-31 12:48:37 PM  
Will it be used on a teenage boy? cause I'm totally down with that!

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2013-10-31 01:22:29 PM  
I think at times some respect should be shown, maybe some class. This is disgusting
 
rpm
2013-10-31 01:25:59 PM  

jedihirsch: I think at times some respect should be shown, maybe some class. This is disgusting


How about no?
 
gja
2013-10-31 01:51:20 PM  

jedihirsch: I think at times some respect should be shown, maybe some class. This is disgusting


Respect for anything religious, to any degree? Here on Fark? Good luck my friend.
 
2013-10-31 10:56:42 PM  

jedihirsch: I think at times some respect should be shown, maybe some class. This is disgusting


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2013-11-01 06:34:54 AM  

abhorrent1: so it's a statue. What exactly classifies it as a sex toy? There are many things that can be used that way. Should we call them all sex toys?

/dnrtfa


It vibrates.
 
2013-11-01 01:52:59 PM  
You mean a dil-doven?
 
gja
2013-11-01 03:53:27 PM  

carrion_luggage: You mean a dil-doven?


BWAHAHAHAHA, that's a VERY good one.
 
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