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(Elite Daily)   Scientific proof that Kim Kardashian is your intellectual superior, posterior   (elitedaily.com) divider line 47
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2013-10-31 08:46:53 AM  
I guess fat-bottomed girls really do make the rockin' world go 'round.
 
2013-10-31 08:48:55 AM  
Scientists need to work on their pick up lines.
 
2013-10-31 08:58:23 AM  
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Well discuss the 1876 presidential election and the end of Reconstruction
 
2013-10-31 09:05:30 AM  
I saw a post-baby pic of her in the checkout line the other day, some rear 3/4ths shot in a one-piece.  I'm impressed only in the way that I'm impressed standing next to a lifted, duallie, 3500-series Ram.  It is just huge.  Not pretty, not smooth, and the owner is likely an ass, but the dreadnought size is a sight in and of itself.
 
2013-10-31 09:35:00 AM  
As bad as I hate to admit it, turning a slore persona and parlaying a farking sex tape and the fame of daddy into a fortune took some brains.

/still loathe her
 
2013-10-31 09:41:16 AM  

basemetal: As bad as I hate to admit it, turning a slore persona and parlaying a farking sex tape and the fame of daddy into a fortune took some brains.

/still loathe her


Then you need to give kudos to Kris. She's the brains behind their whole ilk.

/I like big butts
//And I cannot lie
 
2013-10-31 10:18:26 AM  
Of course she's our intellectual superior.
She's rich.  Rich people are smarter, harder working, and better.  People like Kim Kardashian are the ones CREATING the jobs that we're all working at, and we should be thanking them every day for the privilege.
 
2013-10-31 10:19:58 AM  
"healthy" used to be the nice term for "big" girls and by "big" I mean "fat"
 
2013-10-31 10:20:22 AM  
Only if she's 5'3"
 
2013-10-31 10:21:24 AM  

factoryconnection: I saw a post-baby pic of her in the checkout line the other day, some rear 3/4ths shot in a one-piece.  I'm impressed only in the way that I'm impressed standing next to a lifted, duallie, 3500-series Ram.  It is just huge.  Not pretty, not smooth, and the owner is likely an ass, but the dreadnought size is a sight in and of itself.


I would use a duallie 3500-series Ram on that ass.
 
2013-10-31 10:26:09 AM  

balki1867: Only if she's 5'3"


According to Google, she is, in fact, 5' 3"

/So pretty, but soooooooooooooo vacuous.
 
2013-10-31 10:28:14 AM  
Love them phat ass girls.
 
2013-10-31 10:30:04 AM  
Come on Fark!!!! I know you can do this!!
 
2013-10-31 10:31:01 AM  
While I'm happy my rear might be yet another semi-validation regarding my, as well as mine; intellectuals... I hate anyone with a K surname. They suck worse n Duke.
 
2013-10-31 10:31:14 AM  
i doubt i could last ten minutes with her or kanye without punching them in the head.

Self-important cosmic slop is the worst.
 
2013-10-31 10:33:49 AM  
This woman just got her PhD in Neuroscience.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-10-31 10:38:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 10:52:11 AM  
I know I like them better big.
 
2013-10-31 10:59:02 AM  
"Did anyone ever tell you that you have the most fattest arse"

"Wow!  Your butt is twice the size of the bumpers on my SUV".

"You mean you have to buy two seats whenever you fly?  Cool!  What are you doing Saturday night".

You can always tell a good woman by the size of her toilet seat.
 
2013-10-31 11:00:12 AM  

mrEdude: i doubt i could last ten minutes with her or kanye without punching them in the head.

Self-important cosmic slop is the worst.


You would wait you that long to chew through the restraints? I'd headbutt them immediately.
 
2013-10-31 11:00:12 AM  
She's just feeding unreal expectations in to the youths of this fine country. My daughter came up to me the other day and said "Father. I would like to discuss the need for my posterior to be enhanced through a medical procedure. I choose to have installed upon my buttocks the Kim Kardashian Karriage Enhancement Model 7 (Tween Edition)(tm). It will upgrade my butt to Bootylicious Grade."

I said, "Can't you wait until you turn forty and let nature do it's job like your mom did?" The wife must have heard this so I woke up in the driveway this morning with some staples in my head that closed up a nasty gash and a note pinned to my chest that I should get a tetanus shot and a lawyer.
 
2013-10-31 11:02:09 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 220x640]



Is that Annasophia Robb?  Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
 
2013-10-31 11:06:26 AM  

AntonChigger: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 220x640]

Is that Annasophia Robb?  Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.


Yes, it is. And daaaaaaaaaaaaang indeed.

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2013-10-31 11:06:29 AM  

basemetal: As bad as I hate to admit it, turning a slore persona and parlaying a farking sex tape and the fame of daddy into a fortune took some brains.

/still loathe her


That doesn't take brains though, it just takes a willingness to debase yourself as much as possible to keep the cameras on you.
 
2013-10-31 11:10:12 AM  
Butts In E-mail. It's the smart thing to do, ladies!

/EIP
 
2013-10-31 11:11:49 AM  
static.guim.co.uk
Wouldn't want it any other way.
 
2013-10-31 11:12:57 AM  
fiskingfeminist.files.wordpress.com

/not racist at all
 
2013-10-31 11:15:03 AM  
FTA: Study does not include fake butts

You mean to say sucking the lard from another area of your body and injecting it into your ass doesn't make you smarter? Well that's disappointing.
 
2013-10-31 11:27:02 AM  
them hottentots are hot to trot
 
2013-10-31 11:27:05 AM  
There will come a day when I will go the whole day without seeing a picture of Sir Mix-a-lot.  Somehow I do no think that today is the day.
 
2013-10-31 11:29:28 AM  
Yeah. Uh-Huh. Sure ...

montaraventures.com
 
2013-10-31 11:35:05 AM  

turboke: Butts In E-mail. It's the smart thing to do, ladies!

/EIP


I got BIE from someone once and the "B" worked both ways, as you suggest, based on the angle.  It was nice.
 
2013-10-31 11:37:20 AM  

Wellon Dowd: AntonChigger: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 220x640]

Is that Annasophia Robb?  Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.

Yes, it is. And daaaaaaaaaaaaang indeed.


Yowza again.
 
2013-10-31 11:40:01 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Wellon Dowd: AntonChigger: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 220x640]

Is that Annasophia Robb?  Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.

Yes, it is. And daaaaaaaaaaaaang indeed.

Yowza again.


wow.
 
2013-10-31 11:41:40 AM  
I'm not fat, I'm just big brained
 
2013-10-31 11:52:56 AM  

Wellon Dowd: AntonChigger: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 220x640]

Is that Annasophia Robb?  Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.

Yes, it is. And daaaaaaaaaaaaang indeed.

[i.imgur.com image 261x650][i.imgur.com image 272x650][i.imgur.com image 167x650]


Wait, the girl from the Bridge to Terebithia?  I feel so....no wait I don't.
 
2013-10-31 12:01:21 PM  

turboke: Butts In E-mail. It's the smart thing to do, ladies!

/EIP



Yes!

i70.photobucket.com

/EIP
 
2013-10-31 12:08:34 PM  

Flappyhead: Wait, the girl from the Bridge to Terebithia?  I feel so....no wait I don't.


Yep. It was a toss-up between her and Zooey Deschanel in that film but Robb has clearly moved into the lead.
 
2013-10-31 01:36:07 PM  
Well there is a difference between a big butt, and a fat ass
 
2013-10-31 01:44:22 PM  
You're assuming my ass isn't bigger than hers.
 
2013-10-31 02:20:31 PM  
Brought to you from Jenny McCarthy University, where "Facts Don't Matter!".
 
2013-10-31 02:34:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-31 04:34:40 PM  
If this bullshiat study were true, then Mama June would be the modern Einstein.
 
2013-10-31 05:40:17 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: You're assuming my ass isn't bigger than hers.



farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-31 10:26:21 PM  
Or educated people are more likely to have a job that keeps them at a desk, which combined with a Western diet means a big ass. While less education can mean a more physically demanding job. Of course this is only part of the whole.
 
2013-10-31 11:15:39 PM  
Big booty biatches, that's where it gets....
 
2013-11-01 03:18:06 AM  
Butt.... bbbutttt..... Bush!

/you're welcome for that mental image
 
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