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(Daily Star)   If you are so obsessed with baked beans that you legally change your name to 'Captain Beany' from Planet Beanus, then gastrointestinal issues are probably not your biggest problem   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 26
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2013-10-31 01:55:30 AM  
BO might be a problem.
 
2013-10-31 02:15:45 AM  
Heinz beans? Talk about shiatty taste...
 
2013-10-31 02:19:35 AM  
Wut?

/  scratches head with confused look on face
 
2013-10-31 02:20:55 AM  
Come in Subbs, how did you not include the fact that he is a Bono impersonator? That just sells the whole crazy package!
 
2013-10-31 02:22:31 AM  
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
the more you eat them, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
so eat beans in every meal!
 
2013-10-31 02:36:27 AM  
animatedviews.com

Cecil Loves Beany too.
 
2013-10-31 02:45:12 AM  
I refuse to believe that such people exist in real life.
 
2013-10-31 02:46:51 AM  

Big Merl: Come in Subbs, how did you not include the fact that he is a Bono impersonator? That just sells the whole crazy package!


I think what he needs is a Bean-o impersonator.
 
2013-10-31 02:47:14 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: [animatedviews.com image 300x225]

Cecil Loves Beany too.


"Nya-ah-ah. It is I, DJ, Dishonest John..."
 
2013-10-31 02:48:22 AM  
I have a similar situation but I'm Admiral Peeny from the planet Penus....
 
2013-10-31 03:12:20 AM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-10-31 03:23:29 AM  
i1190.photobucket.com

Mmmm baked beans. Don't you think it's alright?
 
2013-10-31 03:26:05 AM  
Would he eat them with George Wendt?

/while watching a movie
 
2013-10-31 03:33:44 AM  
Enthusiast and Enthusy-isn't

www.lnpt.org
 
2013-10-31 03:38:14 AM  

meatofmystery: Would he eat them with George Wendt?

/while watching a movie


Would you like to take a survey?
 
2013-10-31 04:07:09 AM  

Trocadero: Beans, beans, the magical fruit
the more you eat them, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
so eat beans in every meal!


Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
 
2013-10-31 04:18:36 AM  

Freschel: [i1190.photobucket.com image 300x200]

Mmmm baked beans. Don't you think it's alright?



Came for Ann-Margaret, leaving to get satisfied.
 
2013-10-31 05:04:43 AM  
The last ;line of the article is so much win.
 
2013-10-31 05:54:09 AM  
www.mtv.com
//is not impressed
 
2013-10-31 06:03:45 AM  
I can't wait until this hits my Facebook feed.
 
2013-10-31 06:08:11 AM  
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2013-10-31 06:12:40 AM  
"How 'bout some more beans mister Taggert"?
 
2013-10-31 06:20:33 AM  
 
2013-10-31 06:35:28 AM  
Maybe he just likes Captain Beefheart.

/big-eyed beans from venus
 
2013-10-31 10:30:12 AM  

Nick Nostril: "How 'bout some more beans mister Taggert"?


I'd say you've had enough!
 
2013-10-31 11:14:54 PM  
At least he's not a furry.
 
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