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(Yahoo)   Kendall Jenner: "Magic mirror, how can I celebrate my 18th birthday like a douchebag?" Magic Mirror: "You could rent out Magic Mountain and bar everyone but your family from entering the park that day, including the employees"   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 74
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2013-10-30 06:56:22 PM  
Can I rename it Cartmanland as well?
 
2013-10-30 07:11:10 PM  
Renting out Magic Mountain isn't that uncommon. And yes, there were employees there unless you think the rides were operating themselves. Actually, they should have kicked out the employees, too. Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-10-30 08:12:15 PM  

exick: Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.


That's a little harsh -- the insurance company that Six Flags contracts would have to pay for the roller coaster car that derailed, and that's gotta be worth a few grand.
 
2013-10-30 08:37:06 PM  
I've tried so hard to not hate the two youngest ones, but this isn't helping matters.
 
2013-10-30 08:38:51 PM  
Fine. Enjoy your day at the park. Now show us your tits and fade from existence.
 
2013-10-30 09:14:16 PM  
There has to be at least one bookie taking odds on her first pregnancy being from Greg Oden
 
2013-10-30 09:25:55 PM  
Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?
 
2013-10-30 10:13:37 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-30 10:44:30 PM  
God damn she is hot, though.  Definitely in the top ten hottest females I have ever seen in my life (not in person, obviously).
 
2013-10-31 01:03:34 AM  

exick: Renting out Magic Mountain isn't that uncommon. And yes, there were employees there unless you think the rides were operating themselves. Actually, they should have kicked out the employees, too. Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.


I used to work security overnight at a small amusement park in Albuquerque. One night I decided to turn on the Yo-Yo. It was pretty loud so I shut it down.

I was thinking about hitting the button on the Tilt-a-Whirl and jumping on before it got up to speed. Just let that sink in for a moment.
 
2013-10-31 02:03:27 AM  
Not sure what the issue is here, few people go to MM on a Tuesday during the school year.  My company rents it out twice a year, usually in the spring and autumn, I hope that doesn't make us "douchebags"...
 
2013-10-31 03:49:00 AM  
What the hell kind of name is Kendall?
 
2013-10-31 03:52:54 AM  

exick: Renting out Magic Mountain isn't that uncommon. And yes, there were employees there unless you think the rides were operating themselves. Actually, they should have kicked out the employees, too. Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.


Some yes, but not all of them
". No one else is in the entire theme park but us and the people there to greet us. No one is even working in the concession stands. And we get to drive instead of walk."


So yes, these assholes paid to deprive people of a days' pay.
 
2013-10-31 04:11:22 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell kind of name is Kendall?


It's an English surname, meaning from the sunny valley.
 
2013-10-31 04:18:21 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell kind of name is Kendall?


You want to come over here and ask that?
www.round1mag.com

/world champion junior welterweight Kendall Holt
 
2013-10-31 04:21:47 AM  

jaylectricity: Just let that sink in for a moment.


As you would have, mostly...
 
2013-10-31 04:45:07 AM  

Leader O'Cola: exick: Renting out Magic Mountain isn't that uncommon. And yes, there were employees there unless you think the rides were operating themselves. Actually, they should have kicked out the employees, too. Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.

Some yes, but not all of them
". No one else is in the entire theme park but us and the people there to greet us. No one is even working in the concession stands. And we get to drive instead of walk."


So yes, these assholes paid to deprive people of a days' pay.


Not quite...this time of year Six Flags Magic Mountain is normally closed on Tuesdays.  So they paid people extra to come in and work today and open the park on a day it wouldn't normally be open.
 
2013-10-31 05:01:21 AM  

kevinatilusa: Leader O'Cola: exick: Renting out Magic Mountain isn't that uncommon. And yes, there were employees there unless you think the rides were operating themselves. Actually, they should have kicked out the employees, too. Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.

Some yes, but not all of them
". No one else is in the entire theme park but us and the people there to greet us. No one is even working in the concession stands. And we get to drive instead of walk."


So yes, these assholes paid to deprive people of a days' pay.

Not quite...this time of year Six Flags Magic Mountain is normally closed on Tuesdays.  So they paid people extra to come in and work today and open the park on a day it wouldn't normally be open.


So you mean those selfish rich people made people come to work on their day off? What jerks!

/kidding
 
2013-10-31 05:14:21 AM  

kevinatilusa: Not quite...this time of year Six Flags Magic Mountain is normally closed on Tuesdays. So they paid people extra to come in and work today and open the park on a day it wouldn't normally be open.


well, I've never been there and TFA didn't mention that (IIRC), so ...... meh.
 
2013-10-31 05:19:07 AM  

timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell kind of name is Kendall?

You want to come over here and ask that?
[www.round1mag.com image 400x266]

/world champion junior welterweight Kendall Holt


It's still a stupid name. How come there's no apostrophe in his case?
 
2013-10-31 05:27:01 AM  
Wasn't there a Kendall I remembered in Playboy.. (Googles)  oh, Kerri Kendall.

Oh, and apparently her video centerfold in 1990 was directed by Michael Bay.
 
2013-10-31 05:36:27 AM  

Alphax: Wasn't there a Kendall I remembered in Playboy.. (Googles)  oh, Kerri Kendall.

Oh, and apparently her video centerfold in 1990 was directed by Michael Bay.


No skin but lots of BAYSPLOSIONS?  Kinda defeats the purpose of a Playboy video, I'd think.

stevivor.com
 
2013-10-31 06:01:18 AM  

SlothB77: God damn she is hot, though.  Definitely in the top ten hottest females I have ever seen in my life (not in person, obviously).


Seriously? I hate to be "that guy" but damn, those knees are sharp and that face isn't really that attractive, imo.
 
2013-10-31 06:01:39 AM  

NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?


Because they are celebrities basically known for doing nothing really and America rewards the most useless contributors to humanity. I only recognize that old father guy from something on TV in the past.......I can't quite recall what it was really. I don't watch his current show at all, so I know very little.

/ ok.....looks him up on Wikipedia, and finds out I'm sort of wrong / sort of right and he was an athlete for track & field in the Olympics, but he did guest star on the sit-com, "Silver Spoons".
 
2013-10-31 06:03:45 AM  

Jayberrysparklesalot: / ok.....looks him up on Wikipedia, and finds out I'm sort of wrong / sort of right and he was an athlete for track & field in the Olympics, but he did guest star on the sit-com, "Silver Spoons".


He was on lots of boxes of Wheaties breakfast cereal, 30-35 years ago.
 
2013-10-31 06:12:24 AM  

Jayberrysparklesalot: NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?

Because they are celebrities basically known for doing nothing really and America rewards the most useless contributors to humanity. I only recognize that old father guy from something on TV in the past.......I can't quite recall what it was really. I don't watch his current show at all, so I know very little.

/ ok.....looks him up on Wikipedia, and finds out I'm sort of wrong / sort of right and he was an athlete for track & field in the Olympics, but he did guest star on the sit-com, "Silver Spoons".


// oh, and the drama "CHiPS".....plus other things I never heard of before or don't care
 
2013-10-31 06:16:43 AM  

Alphax: Jayberrysparklesalot: / ok.....looks him up on Wikipedia, and finds out I'm sort of wrong / sort of right and he was an athlete for track & field in the Olympics, but he did guest star on the sit-com, "Silver Spoons".

He was on lots of boxes of Wheaties breakfast cereal, 30-35 years ago.


I never ate that cereal, so I missed those.....but i did just read about that on the Wikipedia.
 
2013-10-31 06:27:31 AM  

timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell kind of name is Kendall?

You want to come over here and ask that?
[www.round1mag.com image 400x266]

/world champion junior welterweight Kendall Holt


Violent black person. Shocking.
 
2013-10-31 06:29:17 AM  

gameshowhost: I've tried so hard to not hate the two youngest ones, but this isn't helping matters.


If you have to try hard not to hate someone you've never met, it's just you being a whiny douchebag.  Jealousy is a biatch huh?
 
2013-10-31 06:32:55 AM  
Who?

DNRTFA
 
2013-10-31 06:44:06 AM  

NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?


They're famous for being famous. Their dad's famous for getting OJ off. Their stepdad's famous for being an ath-o-lete. Their mom's famous for hitting the gold-digger jackpot twice.
 
2013-10-31 06:49:11 AM  

timujin: Not sure what the issue is here, few people go to MM on a Tuesday during the school year.  My company rents it out twice a year, usually in the spring and autumn, I hope that doesn't make us "douchebags"...


Unless your company is famous for having a fat ass and a sex tape, I doubt it.
 
2013-10-31 06:58:13 AM  

Jayberrysparklesalot: NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?

Because they are celebrities basically known for doing nothing really and America rewards the most useless contributors to humanity. I only recognize that old father guy from something on TV in the past.......I can't quite recall what it was really. I don't watch his current show at all, so I know very little.

/ ok.....looks him up on Wikipedia, and finds out I'm sort of wrong / sort of right and he was an athlete for track & field in the Olympics, but he did guest star on the sit-com, "Silver Spoons".


A very special episode of Silver Spoons, where they diagnosed dyslexia based on the fact that Alfonso remembered 1976 as 1967.
 
2013-10-31 07:12:03 AM  
Well if we are lucky they will burn through the money on shiat like this soon. And since she is 18 we can expect her sex tape soon.
 
2013-10-31 07:31:15 AM  

NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?


starcasm.net

That image basically encapsulates all of the reasons.
 
2013-10-31 07:46:03 AM  

groppet: Well if we are lucky they will burn through the money on shiat like this soon. And since she is 18 we can expect her sex tape soon.


Shot on location on Magic Mountain?  Seems to fit the family pattern.  :P
 
2013-10-31 07:49:42 AM  

dletter: NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?



That image basically encapsulates all of the reasons.


Not quite. Husband number one was a big shot as well.
 
2013-10-31 08:08:00 AM  

Russ1642: Can I rename it Cartmanland as well?


AWGAWDDAMMIT! Oh well I'm gonna post my pic anyway.

sellme.ru
 
2013-10-31 08:10:40 AM  

bel4sucks: gameshowhost: I've tried so hard to not hate the two youngest ones, but this isn't helping matters.

If you have to try hard not to hate someone you've never met, it's just you being a whiny douchebag.  Jealousy is a biatch huh?


These people payed to close down a amusement park ruining it for thousands of other people and yet you think he's the douchebag for calling them out on it?
 
2013-10-31 08:16:59 AM  

dletter: NickelP: Who the fark are these people and how did they get all that money?

[starcasm.net image 382x417]

That image basically encapsulates all of the reasons.


It blows my mind that his hairstyle hasn't changed in 30-some years.
 
2013-10-31 08:34:39 AM  
She's 18, people. Legal.

So how come there are no bikini or underwear modelling pics of her in this thread?
 
2013-10-31 08:38:27 AM  
Of all the useless celebrity junk gossip in the world, none is lower than useless Kardashian celebrity junk gossip.

People famous purely for being famous.
 
2013-10-31 08:43:19 AM  

Warlordtrooper: These people payed to close down a amusement park ruining it for thousands of other people and yet you think he's the douchebag for calling them out on it?


The park was closed that day.  So yeah, complaining that people paid to rent a closed amusement park makes anyone who biatched a gigantic whiny douchebag.  It's especially hilarious when it's a bunch of biatching from a group of grown "men"
 
2013-10-31 08:46:09 AM  
Is she fat like Kardashian women?
 
2013-10-31 08:48:04 AM  

timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell kind of name is Kendall?

You want to come over here and ask that?
[www.round1mag.com image 400x266]

/world champion junior welterweight Kendall Holt


That was the beefcake...but wait, here comes...

candyhero.com
the MINT CAKE.....

/No i don't know why the Kardashian family have such a TWATTY naming system either....
 
WGJ
2013-10-31 08:48:35 AM  
medblogcontest.com
Sorry folks, the Park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.
 
2013-10-31 08:50:58 AM  

hasty ambush: Is she fat like Kardashian women?



Nope.

raredelights.com

She's pretty slender.
 
2013-10-31 08:57:44 AM  

give me doughnuts: hasty ambush: Is she fat like Kardashian women?


Nope.

[raredelights.com image 384x594]

She's pretty slender.


Give it a year.
 
2013-10-31 08:58:25 AM  

give me doughnuts: hasty ambush: Is she fat like Kardashian women?


Nope.

[raredelights.com image 384x594]

She's pretty slender.


Ok, she gets a pass on douche behavior for now  and I will blame it on her upbringing until she gets older.......unless she hooks up with a douchebag boyfriend.
 
2013-10-31 09:02:34 AM  

jaylectricity: exick: Renting out Magic Mountain isn't that uncommon. And yes, there were employees there unless you think the rides were operating themselves. Actually, they should have kicked out the employees, too. Then maybe we'd be reading a story about a hilariously fatal roller coaster accident in which nothing of value was lost.

I used to work security overnight at a small amusement park in Albuquerque. One night I decided to turn on the Yo-Yo. It was pretty loud so I shut it down.

I was thinking about hitting the button on the Tilt-a-Whirl and jumping on before it got up to speed. Just let that sink in for a moment.


You would've made for one decent fark thread, so there's that.
 
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