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(FilmDrunk)   "Six things I learned while watching Guy Fieri testify at a murder trial"   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 35
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2013-10-30 07:37:09 PM  
Guy Fieri is the Kenny Powers of the culinary world
 
2013-10-30 07:50:14 PM  
Ok, this is gold:

PROSECUTOR: Would you say that you're a  celebrity chef?
DEFENSE: (sounding bored) Objection, relevance.
JUDGE: Sustained.
 
2013-10-30 07:50:24 PM  
4. Guy's Occupation: Chef.

Owning/managing restaurants and cooking on TV do not make you a chef.
 
2013-10-30 07:51:15 PM  

fusillade762: 4. Guy's Occupation: Chef.

Owning/managing restaurants and cooking on TV do not make you a chef.


hush your mouth

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-30 07:56:17 PM  
inexplicable guy "fieri" trifecta in play
 
2013-10-30 08:01:27 PM  

Omahawg: fusillade762: 4. Guy's Occupation: Chef.

Owning/managing restaurants and cooking on TV do not make you a chef.

hush your mouth

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]



Ettore Boiardi was actually an exceptionally accomplished chef.
 
2013-10-30 08:10:16 PM  
What I learned from reading this article.

1. This guy hates Guy Fieri
 
2013-10-30 08:21:08 PM  
Since you knew the first time you saw him that he's a complete tool. There is nothing else to know about him.
 
2013-10-30 08:39:17 PM  

Gilligann: What I learned from reading this article.

1. This guy hates Guy Fieri


What I learned from this article:

1. This guy is like every other sane person on Earth.
 
2013-10-30 09:04:42 PM  

EJ25T: Gilligann: What I learned from reading this article.

1. This guy hates Guy Fieri

What I learned from this article:

1. This guy is like every other sane person on Earth.


This makes me smile
 
2013-10-30 09:06:01 PM  
donkey sauce
 
2013-10-30 09:18:47 PM  

vudukungfu: donkey sauce


Is that what he puts in his hair?
 
2013-10-30 09:20:58 PM  

Gilligann: What I learned from reading this article.

1. This guy hates Guy Fieri


FTFA If you're as big a Guy Fieri fan as me,
 
2013-10-30 09:24:46 PM  
Unlike those of us who pronounce our ethnic names the anglicized way for ease of use (man-SEE-knee instead of mahn-CHEE-knee, say), Guy goes with the full trill, "Fietti."

I thought his name was Guy Fatty for the longest time.
 
2013-10-30 10:05:52 PM  
Guy is an original character that is laughing all the way to the bank!
 
2013-10-30 10:09:36 PM  

Dallymo: Unlike those of us who pronounce our ethnic names the anglicized way for ease of use (man-SEE-knee instead of mahn-CHEE-knee, say), Guy goes with the full trill, "Fietti."

I thought his name was Guy Fatty for the longest time.


He's just keepin' it real in flavor town... a shout out to all those back in the old country who love kickin' entrees while sportin' blonde hair and bowling shirts with flames on them.
 
2013-10-30 11:04:24 PM  
I would pay good money to slap the sunglasses off the back of his head.
 
2013-10-30 11:16:56 PM  

Larry Mahnken: Omahawg: fusillade762: 4. Guy's Occupation: Chef.

Owning/managing restaurants and cooking on TV do not make you a chef.

hush your mouth

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Ettore Boiardi was actually an exceptionally accomplished chef.


The Swedish Chef is a more accomplished chef than Guy Ferry.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-30 11:20:13 PM  

chiett: Guy is an original character that is laughing all the way to the bank!


foodnmore.files.wordpress.com

Googling guy fieri poo suggested guy fieri poops in hallway 0.o
 
2013-10-30 11:56:13 PM  

Cyno01: chiett: Guy is an original character that is laughing all the way to the bank!

[foodnmore.files.wordpress.com image 170x306]

Googling guy fieri poo suggested guy fieri poops in hallway 0.o


I'm sensing a "he BEEFS" story behind that link.
 
2013-10-31 12:04:28 AM  
Whoever did his hair should be punched in the head.
 
2013-10-31 12:21:02 AM  

AbiNormal: Larry Mahnken: Omahawg: fusillade762: 4. Guy's Occupation: Chef.

Owning/managing restaurants and cooking on TV do not make you a chef.

hush your mouth

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Ettore Boiardi was actually an exceptionally accomplished chef.

The Swedish Chef is a more accomplished chef than Guy Ferry.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 432x616]


forget smacking the sunglasses off his head, i'd pay good money to watch the swedish chef blunderbuss him off the ceiling... presumably because his hair got stuck to the tiles...
 
2013-10-31 12:27:56 AM  

Larry Mahnken: Ettore Boiardi was actually an exceptionally accomplished chef.


And then he sold away his name and his legacy, and now he'll be forever associated with soggy pasta and cheddar-flavored ketchup.
 
2013-10-31 12:57:50 AM  

I can't believe I'm the first one in this thread to present this breaking news:


10/30/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
GUY FIERI
KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT FIGHT

Guy Fieri got into a nuclear fight with his hairdresser Saturday ... and it was caught ON VIDEO.

The video -- obtained by TMZ -- shows Ariel Ramirez punching Guy through the open door of the SUV, swearing at him. You also see Guy kicking him. Ariel is so mad, he cries uncontrollably during the fight.

Video Flavor Here

 
2013-10-31 01:55:27 AM  
He's a jackass.

Frankly, I think most celebrity chefs and cooks are annoying in the extreme. I think every single one of them is a smarmy narcissist with limited people skills or a total creep.

Except Julia Child. She was pretty kick-ass.

Everyone else, though? I'm sick of them.

/Actually, I think Alton Brown is okay, as long as someone is around to shut him up after a little while.
 
2013-10-31 01:58:07 AM  

Gotfire: I can't believe I'm the first one in this thread to present this breaking news:
10/30/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
GUY FIERI
KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT FIGHT

Guy Fieri got into a nuclear fight with his hairdresser Saturday ... and it was caught ON VIDEO.

The video -- obtained by TMZ -- shows Ariel Ramirez punching Guy through the open door of the SUV, swearing at him. You also see Guy kicking him. Ariel is so mad, he cries uncontrollably during the fight.

Video Flavor Here


in this thread maybe, it was greenlit a few threads down...
 
2013-10-31 02:04:51 AM  
Too lazy to see if he was testifying for the prosecution or defense... but no lawyer should have let him in at that state.   Suit, tie, no jewelry, and make your hair normal (dye it back to what it was and unspike it).  Someone has a bad lawyer.
 
2013-10-31 02:08:28 AM  

ZeroCorpse: He's a jackass.

Frankly, I think most celebrity chefs and cooks are annoying in the extreme. I think every single one of them is a smarmy narcissist with limited people skills or a total creep.

Except Julia Child. She was pretty kick-ass.

Everyone else, though? I'm sick of them.

/Actually, I think Alton Brown is okay, as long as someone is around to shut him up after a little while.


actually i think a lot of them are ok, to a point...  julia child, justin wilson, jeff smith, yeah they all had their problems but damn if they didn't teach you how to cook up something amazing.  same thing with rachael ray and her dirty-whore-heath-ledger-joker grin.  if you're remotely familiar with a kitchen, her thirty minute meals are exactly that and even if you're not "playing along", you can get ideas for something quick and simple.  when you're single and live alone, that's a life skill.  just ignore the stuff that calls for ingredients you will NEVER USE AGAIN.  for a while when i was ABLE to watch food network, they had some good stuff, if you could get past the smarmy celebrity bits, and focus on the actual cooking.  so for douches like guy that couldn't turn on a stove without setting their head on fire, piss off.  people who are teaching others to cook (or simplifying fancy recipes for folks who can't go buy a bottle of truffle oil just to use once) carry on.
 
2013-10-31 03:42:10 AM  
Wow, theres a lot of Guy Ferrari jealosy going on in this thread.
 
2013-10-31 06:14:56 AM  

ZeroCorpse: He's a jackass.

Frankly, I think most celebrity chefs and cooks are annoying in the extreme. I think every single one of them is a smarmy narcissist with limited people skills or a total creep.

Except Julia Child. She was pretty kick-ass.

Everyone else, though? I'm sick of them.

/Actually, I think Alton Brown is okay, as long as someone is around to shut him up after a little while.


Don't you dare leave out Jeff Smith!

/Frugal Gourmet was the shiat
 
2013-10-31 07:29:05 AM  
I did security at a live Guy Fieri event in Raleigh. I had to escort him around the building and shiat like that. Nice guy but he was battling a cold and didnt have a lot of energy, he's pretty short too.


/CSB
 
2013-10-31 09:09:49 AM  

Kalashinator: ZeroCorpse: He's a jackass.

Frankly, I think most celebrity chefs and cooks are annoying in the extreme. I think every single one of them is a smarmy narcissist with limited people skills or a total creep.

Except Julia Child. She was pretty kick-ass.

Everyone else, though? I'm sick of them.

/Actually, I think Alton Brown is okay, as long as someone is around to shut him up after a little while.

Don't you dare leave out Jeff Smith!

/Frugal Gourmet was the shiat


Justin Wilson was a god.
 
2013-10-31 01:36:11 PM  

gingerjet: Gilligann: What I learned from reading this article.

1. This guy hates Guy Fieri

FTFA If you're as big a Guy Fieri fan as me,


Nothing I said contradicts that statement.
 
2013-10-31 03:16:15 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Whoever did his hair should be punched in the head.


No, the guy who does his hair punched *him* in the head, repeatedly, while swearing and crying, and then got slightly kicked in the stomach. See Fark link from yesterday.
 
2013-10-31 08:43:28 PM  

I sound fat: Wow, theres a lot of Guy Ferrari jealosy going on in this thread.


I don't even know the the fark this guy is but this thread made me like him or root for him or something.

Rock on Gay Lamborghini.
 
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