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(Vancouver Sun)   Things you keep in the trunk of your car A) Spare tire, B) Jack, C) Two year old child covered in feces   (vancouversun.com) divider line 100
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2013-10-30 07:23:10 PM
MoTY with a bullet.

Said bullet should be fired through her skull.

Give the kid up.  Have an abortion.  You are in no way able to be a parent.
 
2013-10-30 07:48:35 PM
Now wait. What if I can't get my hands on a two-year old? Can I use two one-year-olds covered in feces? Is the type of feces important? Because I wanna be prepared here.
 
2013-10-30 07:50:11 PM
Where else would you put a two-year-old that is covered in feces? I certainly wouldn't want it inside my car.
 
2013-10-30 08:01:14 PM
That's Jack, my spare 2 year old.
 
2013-10-30 08:09:47 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-30 08:11:24 PM
Actually I let Jack ride inside the car.
 
2013-10-30 08:24:50 PM
To be fair though most two year olds are covered in feces before they get put in a trunk
 
2013-10-30 08:25:30 PM
Feces? Damn near killed im.
 
2013-10-30 08:36:03 PM
Well... that's a bad set up. There's no reason I can't have all 3... right?

If I have a flat, I can always move the feces-covered child. Duh!
 
2013-10-30 10:23:25 PM
D. all the above
 
2013-10-30 10:25:32 PM

NuttierThanEver: To be fair though most two year olds are covered in feces before they get put in a trunk


Yup, not letting that near the leather seats.
 
2013-10-30 10:25:48 PM
That's a good way to end up with flies in your car.
 
2013-10-30 10:27:23 PM
Dear God. There isn't a big enough "sick" tag for this story.
 
2013-10-30 10:29:01 PM
Airlines, take note.
 
2013-10-30 10:29:39 PM
theinsanityreport.com

She turned me into a newt. Mostly.
 
2013-10-30 10:31:40 PM
The old raising-a-child-in-the-trunk-of-a-car trick.
 
2013-10-30 10:32:52 PM
At the risk of sounding devoid of all humanity, I think death would have been more merciful than what was done this girl.
 
2013-10-30 10:40:07 PM

Gergesa: At the risk of sounding devoid of all humanity, I think death would have been more merciful than what was done this girl.


No, you are tragically correct. The poor child will grow up feral. Worse, they only face 10 years each. If this were the U.S. they'd be shanked day in general population.
 
2013-10-30 10:40:27 PM
New line of dolls called Booties?

/window seat please
 
2013-10-30 10:41:59 PM
Look, I've been meaning to put the two-year-old in storage, but I haven't gotten 'round to cleaning the car, alright? farkin' hell. When's the last time you did any cleaning around here, eh? Don't harp on me just 'cos I haven't packed the girl in the attic yet.

farkin' hell.
 
2013-10-30 10:42:17 PM
As the father of two year old who means the world to me, stories like this make me all stabby.

/My child would come to harm literally over my dead body.
 
2013-10-30 10:43:24 PM
her husband, an unemployed builder, also Portuguese, who police were unable to question at first because he was drunk.

What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-10-30 10:44:36 PM
"It appears the child had been hidden from her birth, and is seriously retarded". Definitely couldn't say that as a prosecutor here in America and get away with it!

Anywho, make pate outta that waste of sperm and egg they call a mother, and get that kid top priority on the adoption list. Real motherfarking talk!
 
2013-10-30 10:45:08 PM

Gergesa: At the risk of sounding devoid of all humanity, I think death would have been more merciful than what was done this girl.


She is still young enough to recover from that monster of a mother.
 
2013-10-30 10:45:15 PM
This is an outrage.  A feces-covered two year old belongs in a hatchback.
 
2013-10-30 10:47:05 PM
Now I gotta go and hit craigslist.
 
2013-10-30 10:50:56 PM
Based on my prior experience, I assume that at any given time, children are 50% likely to be covered in feces.
 
2013-10-30 10:51:13 PM

lockers: Gergesa: At the risk of sounding devoid of all humanity, I think death would have been more merciful than what was done this girl.

She is still young enough to recover from that monster of a mother.


I don't know much, but I say NO, she won't. As per the description from the FTA, this soul's formative stage
was starved, point blank.
 
2013-10-30 10:53:21 PM

kling_klang_bed: "It appears the child had been hidden from her birth, and is seriously retarded". Definitely couldn't say that as a prosecutor here in America and get away with it!


That's because our country tries to be so damn politically correct that we're not even allowed to use our own words anymore.  Retarded is used correctly here; her growth, both physically and intellectually, has literally been stunted.

/try using 'nubianrdly' sometime without getting your head bitten off
 
2013-10-30 10:53:40 PM
They are nothing but low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worms!
Hanging's too good for them!
Burning's too good for them!
They should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
 
2013-10-30 10:53:44 PM

lockers: Gergesa: At the risk of sounding devoid of all humanity, I think death would have been more merciful than what was done this girl.

She is still young enough to recover from that monster of a mother.


According to the article, the child is seriously retarded as a result of this neglect.  Unless I am misunderstanding what is written, there will not be a recovery and she will be severely developmentally disabled.
 
2013-10-30 10:55:02 PM
LOL fark filtered my word, I think you know which one I meant.
 
2013-10-30 10:56:56 PM
NO NO NO!

I hate this, do whatever sick depraved sick to consenting adults, but leave kids alone.

/abortion or adoption
//there's LOTS of choices
 
2013-10-30 10:57:57 PM

dr_blasto: Where else would you put a two-year-old that is covered in feces? I certainly wouldn't want it inside my car.


No shiat. I mean crap. I mean, I don't know what I mean.
 
2013-10-30 10:58:14 PM
That is OUR word.   WE can use it.   YOU can't.  Okay, maybe you can.
 
2013-10-30 10:58:52 PM
Sometimes, some people just need to be thrown into a goddamn volcano.  I think this is one of those times.
 
2013-10-30 10:59:18 PM
The good news is, if she is less than two she may be able to overcome much of this with intensive therapy. I worked with a little girl who was 18 months old when identified, and while she wasn't in a trunk she had been largely ignored. She could barely raise her flat head, couldn't turn over, was making no attempt at words or sounds, rarely cried, didn't interact. When I left the case she was walking, running, interacting with people, and while her speech was delayed, it was progressing steadily.

If she was closer to three, she'd be largely farked.
 
2013-10-30 10:59:50 PM
Did they actually see the feces, or just smell it? The kid is Portuguese, and sometimes... ya know, it can be hard to tell.
 
2013-10-30 11:00:08 PM
Irony:  It's like needing a spare tire and finding a feces covered two year old.
 
2013-10-30 11:00:27 PM

SmackLT: Now wait. What if I can't get my hands on a two-year old? Can I use two one-year-olds covered in feces? Is the type of feces important? Because I wanna be prepared here.


Will a two year old bottle of Jack Daniels covered in feces and a can of fixaflat do ?
 
2013-10-30 11:01:09 PM
There are times when I think humanity is worth saving. This is not one of those times.
 
2013-10-30 11:02:00 PM
FTFA: The mother told investigators that she had kept the child's existence from her husband, an unemployed builder, also Portuguese, who police were unable to question at first because he was drunk.

My God, the father sounds every bit as bad as the mother.

I'd like to see four things happen here:

1. Take their children away forever. These two should never be allowed around any children ever again.

2. Forcibly sterilize the both of them.

3. Lock them both in the trunk of a car for two years. Together. They deserve each other.

4. After letting them out of the trunk, put them to forced labor cleaning out sewers. It would be appropriate if they were both covered in shiat for the rest of their miserable lives.

Death's too good for them. That kind of evil should be made to suffer.
 
2013-10-30 11:02:53 PM

MechaPyx: There are times when I think humanity is worth saving. This is not one of those times.


Saving from what? We can survive for 2 years in a shiat-covered trunk, I think we're pretty durable as a species.
 
2013-10-30 11:02:54 PM

Gergesa: lockers: Gergesa: At the risk of sounding devoid of all humanity, I think death would have been more merciful than what was done this girl.

She is still young enough to recover from that monster of a mother.

According to the article, the child is seriously retarded as a result of this neglect.  Unless I am misunderstanding what is written, there will not be a recovery and she will be severely developmentally disabled.


Again, recovery depends on her age. The younger she is, the farther she will go. TFA says "nearly two years". If that's 19 or 20 months, she's got a shot. She will have lifetime issues, no doubt. You don't fully recover from that. But with a fark ton of intervention, she may be able to have an independent life someday.
 
2013-10-30 11:03:24 PM
If you think this Farkrage is bad, imagine the reaction if the story had been about a cat.
 
2013-10-30 11:04:25 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-10-30 11:05:06 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-30 11:05:56 PM
.... I just want to strangle this woman.

Another part of me wants to protect the child and take care of her and hug her and feed her and I just cannot believe somebody would treat a little girl like this.

I hope Karma catches up with this woman quickly.
 
2013-10-30 11:07:29 PM
It's like they say, a kid in the trunk is better than two in the bush.
 
2013-10-30 11:08:11 PM
Both parents need a quick trip to the scrap yard car crusher.
 
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