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(Burlington Free Press)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Vermont police search for 3-foot metal chicken"   (burlingtonfreepress.com) divider line 36
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2013-10-30 07:13:22 PM  
Obvious reference is obvious.

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2013-10-30 07:35:25 PM  
I hope someone has alerted The Bloggess

i177.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-30 08:07:47 PM  

Langston: I hope someone has alerted The Bloggess

[i177.photobucket.com image 457x520]


I see my work here has already been done. Long live Beyoncé.
 
2013-10-30 09:19:04 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

How about a twelve inch metal owl?
 
2013-10-30 09:19:47 PM  
You mean ultra-metal chicken? No no no. He is legend.
 
2013-10-30 09:22:19 PM  
....and 20 foot tall GOP shill. Last seen together.
 
2013-10-30 09:22:27 PM  
This 3-foot metal chicken will KILL US ALL!
 
2013-10-30 09:25:10 PM  
Skynet sent it back in time to kill Peter Griffin.
 
2013-10-30 09:31:46 PM  
bork?
 
2013-10-30 09:34:32 PM  
Police say the metal chicken is valued at about $125.

For that amount I'm surprised the police are even bothering with it.
 
2013-10-30 09:39:25 PM  
i like metal chickens
if they are attractive i'm drawn to them like a magnet
 
2013-10-30 09:40:08 PM  

fusillade762: Police say the metal chicken is valued at about $125.

For that amount I'm surprised the police are even bothering with it.


its Vermont, what the hell else are they gonna do? you can only eat so many doughnuts and if they find it they may get to taze somebody
 
2013-10-30 09:45:20 PM  
I'd like a yard of metal chicken, please.
 
2013-10-30 09:49:12 PM  
It's not cool to pick on Glen Danzig like that, man.
 
2013-10-30 09:53:54 PM  

Treygreen13: You mean ultra-metal chicken? No no no. He is legend.


ARISE!
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2013-10-30 09:55:32 PM  
That's funny. I grew up in Vermont. Thought my 36" cock was old news by now.
 
2013-10-30 09:57:59 PM  
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2013-10-30 10:19:19 PM  
Vermont police?
 1.bp.blogspot.com
License and registration, chickenfarker!!!
 
2013-10-30 10:20:03 PM  
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2013-10-30 10:22:48 PM  
Perhaps it is actually the Chick-fil-a chicken dressed in his gay proof Christian armor.
 
2013-10-30 10:41:11 PM  

phrawgh: Perhaps it is actually the Chick-fil-a chicken dressed in his gay proof Christian armor.


Wait until it meets the Hellion.

/See above
//Hopefully not below
 
2013-10-30 10:49:04 PM  
A CHICKEN KILLED MY FATHER

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-30 11:09:29 PM  
I have a 36 inch metal cock so I am enjoying this article immensely.
 
2013-10-30 11:39:09 PM  

EJ25T: It's not cool to pick on Glen Danzig like that, man.


*SNRRRKKK*  That's comedy gold, right there.  Damn!  +1 intarwebz.  Well done!
 
2013-10-30 11:54:58 PM  

Langston: I hope someone has alerted The Bloggess


Thangiewverymuch. +1.
 
2013-10-30 11:57:26 PM  
 
2013-10-31 12:00:54 AM  
Chief says no one should block cock from being returned to owner, hope to have cock in hand tonight.
 
2013-10-31 12:04:37 AM  
Three-foot chicken?

www.lynehamvillage.com
 
2013-10-31 12:09:19 AM  
Call Henry Cabot Henhouse III.
 
2013-10-31 01:19:57 AM  

thesubliminalman: I have a 36 inch metal cock so I am enjoying this article immensely.


i395.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 01:29:18 AM  
Bite my shiny metal cock!
 
2013-10-31 01:47:43 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Langston: I hope someone has alerted The Bloggess

[i177.photobucket.com image 457x520]

I see my work here has already been done. Long live Beyoncé.


Doing God's work, both of ya.
 
2013-10-31 02:34:51 AM  
Vermont state police thread hijacked by chickens? No shenanigans?
 
2013-10-31 05:46:52 AM  
I took it and I set it free in the forest next to the recycling plant.

/love this thread so much
//relevant to my interests, yada yada
 
2013-10-31 10:32:21 AM  
Over in one.
 
2013-10-31 11:25:14 AM  

redsquid: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

How about a twelve inch metal owl?


static.comicvine.com

I've already got one of those.
 
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