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(Badass Digest)   How the Eleven Satanic Rules of Earth apply to online commentary   (badassdigest.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-30 07:21:17 PM
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Programming sucks. I wish I was a sculptor instead.
 
2013-10-30 08:24:15 PM
I guess I don't know what the mating signal is.
 
2013-10-30 08:51:38 PM
PHP error encountered. Is that really one of them? Never would have guessed.
 
2013-10-30 08:56:14 PM
guess old nick mandated temp whitelisting seventy+ domains before you can even read his rules?
 
2013-10-30 09:04:57 PM
Is the Scary tag for that website layout?
 
2013-10-30 09:15:55 PM

KarmicDisaster: I guess I don't know what the mating signal is.


If you knew, you'd be going to hell.
 
2013-10-30 09:19:14 PM
11. Mom's minivan is cooler than the bus
 
2013-10-30 09:20:10 PM

whatshisname: Is the Scary tag for that website layout?


whatshisname: Is the Scary tag for that website layout?


PHP errors, they meant to do that.
 
2013-10-30 09:21:11 PM

KarmicDisaster: I guess I don't know what the mating signal is.


According to Warcraft 3, its (female) "I'm so wasted!".
 
2013-10-30 09:24:26 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Resplendent!
 
2013-10-30 09:26:44 PM
12. Don't make the font color a light gray on a white background.
 
2013-10-30 09:36:00 PM
Satanism, the religion that lets absolutely ANYBODY join no matter how much of a turd they are.
 
2013-10-30 09:36:40 PM

whatshisname: Is the Scary tag for that website layout?


Ya know, for a site called BadassDigest and referencing Anton LaVey, I expected much worse.

FF+NoScript (only googleapis allowed) = worked fine.
 
2013-10-30 09:36:48 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Satanism, the religion that lets absolutely ANYBODY join no matter how much of a turd they are.


Is that different than Christianity somehow?
 
2013-10-30 09:50:36 PM
Hmm, worked just fine with IE on my WP8

/professional courtesy
 
2013-10-30 10:21:37 PM
I like Anton LaVey. He's a critical thinker. His masterpiece, The Satanic Bible, includes the commandment that life is based on indulgence rather than abstinence. I was 15 and in Catholic school when I read it. Talk about altering my perception.

I think Futurama's character Morbo is the perfect alien personification of LaVey's ideas.
 
2013-10-30 10:34:49 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Satanism, the religion that lets absolutely ANYBODY join no matter how much of a turd they are.


As opposed to most other religions, where people act like turds to you for not belonging.
 
2013-10-30 10:35:41 PM

MJMaloney187: I like Anton LaVey. He's a critical thinker. His masterpiece, The Satanic Bible, includes the commandment that life is based on indulgence rather than abstinence. I was 15 and in Catholic school when I read it. Talk about altering my perception.


It's the path of least resistance to just give in to any desires you have, and most people live that way already. I'm not sure why there even needed to be some institution to preach it. That's the only major problem i have with it all. Well, that and all the lines in the sand before you can be vicious and cruel to people. Everything else is basic common sense people should have figured out for themselves.
 
2013-10-30 11:06:19 PM

MJMaloney187: like Anton LaVey. He's a critical thinker.

pretty damn good con man.

FTFY
 
2013-10-30 11:10:42 PM
I can't decide if they're rules for the world of Gor or rules for authoritarian anarchists.
 
2013-10-30 11:14:43 PM
1. Don't expose them bright light, they hate that.
2. Don't spill water on them.
3. Most importantly, never feed them after midnight.

What were the rest?
 
2013-10-30 11:23:06 PM
Give me a farking break. Bad Ass Digest?

I guess Internet Tough Guy Weekly wasn't available.

/lot of rules for a site that probably got about 25 hits a day...until it got on Fark somehow
 
2013-10-30 11:43:25 PM

js34603: Give me a farking break. Bad Ass Digest?

I guess Internet Tough Guy Weekly wasn't available.

/lot of rules for a site that probably got about 25 hits a day...until it got on Fark somehow


It's the Alamo Drafthouse affiliated website. Maybe you've heard of them? If not, you shouldn't be mocking anyone right now.
 
2013-10-30 11:45:09 PM
Don't be sexist and gross. Don't hit on female posters. Let's also include not being racist, homophobic, etc in here. Men's Rights Advocates: consider yourselves pre-banned.

That's hilarious.

/It's funny because it's true. It's true and funny.
 
2013-10-30 11:52:26 PM

KarmicDisaster: I guess I don't know what the mating signal is.


Hint: It leaves a small wet spot on your trousers.
 
2013-10-31 12:01:44 AM

Confabulat: js34603: Give me a farking break. Bad Ass Digest?

I guess Internet Tough Guy Weekly wasn't available.

/lot of rules for a site that probably got about 25 hits a day...until it got on Fark somehow

It's the Alamo Drafthouse affiliated website. Maybe you've heard of them? If not, you shouldn't be mocking anyone right now.


Grats on your greenlight I guess.
 
2013-10-31 12:04:52 AM
You know, Satan (as portrayed here, at least) seems like a pretty reasonable dude.
 
2013-10-31 12:05:56 AM
Thinking on this further, I believe this gives us all license to call a troll "worse than Satan".
 
2013-10-31 12:16:16 AM

Arkanaut: Thinking on this further, I believe this gives us all license to call a troll "worse than Satan".


Maybe. But if you want to condemn a thing as bad, and I mean real bad, like the worst there is - you have to go all the way to Hitler. Nothing else will do.
 
2013-10-31 12:17:11 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Satanism, the religion that lets absolutely ANYBODY join no matter how much of a turd they are.


How turd-like is it to follow those rules?
 
2013-10-31 12:48:15 AM
LaVey's Satanism = Ayn Rand's Objectivism + ceremony - (protections for children)
 
2013-10-31 01:34:57 AM

J. Frank Parnell: MJMaloney187: I like Anton LaVey. He's a critical thinker. His masterpiece, The Satanic Bible, includes the commandment that life is based on indulgence rather than abstinence. I was 15 and in Catholic school when I read it. Talk about altering my perception.

It's the path of least resistance to just give in to any desires you have, and most people live that way already. I'm not sure why there even needed to be some institution to preach it. That's the only major problem i have with it all. Well, that and all the lines in the sand before you can be vicious and cruel to people. Everything else is basic common sense people should have figured out for themselves.


Because part of the philosophy is 'do no harm to others, or they have the right to destroy you.' That's the biggest catch.  Otherwise, it's a do whatever you want and don't be ashamed about it cause we're just animals.
 
2013-10-31 03:54:26 AM

Hagbardr: I can't decide if they're rules for the world of Gor or rules for authoritarian anarchists.


My rule #1 is "Do not tell me what to do."
 
2013-10-31 07:11:56 AM

goatleggedfellow: LaVey's Satanism = Ayn Rand's Objectivism + ceremony - (protections for children)


Yes - unfortunately, Objectivism is far, far from childproof.
 
2013-10-31 08:41:23 AM
I like these rules because they let me destroy anybody that annoys me.  So all y'all are on alert.
 
2013-10-31 09:01:41 AM
Silly twat needs to get back to his "dungeons and dragons".
 
2013-10-31 12:06:44 PM

Arkanaut: You know, Satan (as portrayed here, at least) seems like a pretty reasonable dude.


With Satan, you know where you stand. Unfortunately, it's on lava, so you don't stand for very long.
 
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