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(Huffington Post)   Higher Math: English teacher and Utah student prove that 15 goes into 34 at least 6 times   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 183
    More: Hero, English teacher, Brianne Altice, Utah, deferred sentence, Debra Lafave, Larimer County, sexual education, alumni  
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2013-10-30 07:30:16 PM
Hot teachers with low self esteem..........

/where were they when I was in school......
 
2013-10-30 08:49:54 PM
I bet he integrated her calculus with some serious derivative.
 
2013-10-30 09:13:23 PM
Fark autoplay.
 
2013-10-30 09:40:13 PM
I don't get why any women would have sex with a teen boy.  He won't be good, he may be able to have sex many times, but that doesn't make for good sex.
 
2013-10-30 09:41:00 PM
Spiffy tag I could see, but Hero tag?
 
2013-10-30 09:41:06 PM
An English teacher at a reputable Utah high school is accused of having sex with at least one of her students.

Do they have disreputable high schools in Utah?
 
2013-10-30 09:41:12 PM
Alright! Her life is ruined!
 
2013-10-30 09:41:19 PM

basemetal: Hot teachers with low self esteem..........

/where were they when I was in school......


Sitting beside you, ignored, while you oggled your hot teachers with high self-esteem, ironically.
 
2013-10-30 09:41:35 PM

plushpuppy: I don't get why any women would have sex with a teen boy.  He won't be good, he may be able to have sex many times, but that doesn't make for good sex.


It demonstrates her commitment to teaching though.
 
2013-10-30 09:42:12 PM
LOL @ that Huff Post "anchor."  Really? A black leather jacket?

Also, as the smug owner of a Merkur DE razor, fark guys that think stubble looks cool.
 
2013-10-30 09:42:26 PM
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2013-10-30 09:42:35 PM

Wellon Dowd: An English teacher at a reputable Utah high school is accused of having sex with at least one of her students.

Do they have disreputable high schools in Utah?


And if so, what do THOSE teachers get up to?
 
2013-10-30 09:42:45 PM
Is she 6'6" tall? Or that some kind of new kind om American unit?
 
2013-10-30 09:43:13 PM

basemetal: Hot teachers with low self esteem..........

/where were they when I was in school......


Banging the jocks while you were cumming in your pants to busty comic book villains
 
2013-10-30 09:43:19 PM
Great Moroni!

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-30 09:45:01 PM

noitsnot: Great Moroni!

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That awkward smile really shows the crazy she's hiding!
 
2013-10-30 09:45:21 PM

noitsnot: Great Moroni!


Either she has a really tiny neck, or a huge farking head, good lord
 
2013-10-30 09:45:39 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Is she 6'6" tall? Or that some kind of new kind om American unit?


That's 66, as in inches. And we've used those for quite a while now.
 
2013-10-30 09:45:42 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Is she 6'6" tall? Or that some kind of new kind om American unit?


66 inches tall
 
2013-10-30 09:45:52 PM
Oh good its time for the fark double standard thread where comments such as "NICE" will be used because it was a female teacher having sex with a male student where as if the genders were reversed there would be calls for violent murder and prayers for prison rape.
 
2013-10-30 09:45:55 PM
Oh yea, the "victim" turned her in. What an asshole. I mean really, what's the mentality there? "Oh, well, I'm tired of banging the teach, I'm chasing the head cheerleader now. *goes to the cops for shiats n' giggles*
 
2013-10-30 09:46:21 PM
abbott and costello did the skit better

/probably over the head of anyone under 40 who refuses to watch anything b&w.
 
2013-10-30 09:48:16 PM
Hero tag? Really?
 
2013-10-30 09:48:26 PM

Warlordtrooper: Oh good its time for the fark double standard thread where comments such as "NICE" will be used because it was a female teacher having sex with a male student where as if the genders were reversed there would be calls for violent murder and prayers for prison rape.


It's as much a "double standard" as letting women drive from the red tee while men drive from the white tee.
 
2013-10-30 09:48:35 PM

Vector R: Oh yea, the "victim" turned her in. What an asshole. I mean really, what's the mentality there? "Oh, well, I'm tired of banging the teach, I'm chasing the head cheerleader now. *goes to the cops for shiats n' giggles*


And if your daughter was having sex with a 34 year old male teacher you would be saying the same thing right?
 
2013-10-30 09:49:01 PM
6 times between Jan 2012 and Oct 2013. That's almost a dry spell.
 
2013-10-30 09:49:21 PM

AspectRatio: Hero tag? Really?


U jelly?
 
2013-10-30 09:51:10 PM

plushpuppy: I don't get why any women would have sex with a teen boy.  He won't be good, he may be able to have sex many times, but that doesn't make for good sex.


^this^ totally
 
2013-10-30 09:51:53 PM
I'm pretty sure subby used hero tag just to troll and is currently laughing in his basement.
 
2013-10-30 09:52:14 PM
9 x 9 = 20yrs
 
2013-10-30 09:53:37 PM
The "desert news", really?  Un-paid reporter needs to go back to school.

/
Des·er·et
geographical name \ˌde-zə-ˈret\
provisional state of the United States S of 42d parallel & W of the Rockies organized 1849 by Mormons
 
2013-10-30 09:54:10 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Warlordtrooper: Oh good its time for the fark double standard thread where comments such as "NICE" will be used because it was a female teacher having sex with a male student where as if the genders were reversed there would be calls for violent murder and prayers for prison rape.

It's as much a "double standard" as letting women drive from the red tee while men drive from the white tee.


Well, the white tee is for loading and unloading of male golf balls only, there is no stopping on the red tee.
 
2013-10-30 09:54:47 PM
Is there some alternate definition for "victim" I'm not aware of?
 
2013-10-30 09:57:05 PM

Warlordtrooper: Oh good its time for the fark double standard thread where comments such as "NICE" will be used because it was a female teacher having sex with a male student where as if the genders were reversed there would be calls for violent murder and prayers for prison rape.

img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-10-30 09:57:06 PM
The hottest teacher I ever had.

http://i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-30 10:00:02 PM

Vector R: Oh yea, the "victim" turned her in. What an asshole. I mean really, what's the mentality there? "Oh, well, I'm tired of banging the teach, I'm chasing the head cheerleader now. *goes to the cops for shiats n' giggles*


Guessing his parents found out and made him go to the cops.
 
2013-10-30 10:00:29 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: noitsnot: Great Moroni!

Either she has a really tiny neck, or a huge farking head, good lord


Normal neck. There's a reason her nickname was "Great Head".
 
2013-10-30 10:01:04 PM
The victim is now 17.

"Alleged victim," please.
 
2013-10-30 10:01:11 PM
I don't normally say this sort of thing, but

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2013-10-30 10:01:46 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: noitsnot: Great Moroni!

[i.huffpost.com image 850x617]

That awkward smile really shows the crazy she's hiding!


Her face looks like it's two halves of different pictures, stuck together.
 
2013-10-30 10:02:38 PM
When I had sex with my Spanish teacher it was after I graduated, that was 1981.
 
2013-10-30 10:02:45 PM

Warlordtrooper: Vector R: Oh yea, the "victim" turned her in. What an asshole. I mean really, what's the mentality there? "Oh, well, I'm tired of banging the teach, I'm chasing the head cheerleader now. *goes to the cops for shiats n' giggles*

And if your daughter was having sex with a 34 year old male teacher you would be saying the same thing right?


Because both teen age boys and teen age girls can get pregnant.
 
2013-10-30 10:03:15 PM
When I was in school, there was a mandatory age difference of 50 years between the teacher and students.

At least it seemed that way.
 
2013-10-30 10:03:27 PM

70Ford: Warlordtrooper: Oh good its time for the fark double standard thread where comments such as "NICE" will be used because it was a female teacher having sex with a male student where as if the genders were reversed there would be calls for violent murder and prayers for prison rape.
[img.myconfinedspace.com image 800x670]


Ha, I love how bored Debra Lafave looks with her trial. Like "can I PLEASE get my community service now?"
 
2013-10-30 10:03:50 PM

Warlordtrooper: Oh good its time for the fark double standard thread where comments such as "NICE" will be used because it was a female teacher having sex with a male student where as if the genders were reversed there would be calls for violent murder and prayers for prison rape.



Thank you for calling out the double standard.  It's ridiculous society has deemed it necessary to infantilize females.  We were all in high school once.  We all know they want to fark nearly as much as guys.  It's called growing up and learning from one's decisions, good or bad.

Females wanted equality, which is good, and feminism routinely encourages empowerment through sexuality, e.g. Roe v. Wade, raging against "slut-shaming", and the freedom that comes from simpler birth control.  The whole package includes teenagers accepting responsibility for their sexual proclivities from 15 to 18.

None of these adults deserve the turmoil that ensues from banging idiot teenagers.  They're teaching the kids how to be better lovers and totally making their day(s), until the kids are told they were abused and shamed.  Suddenly the kids are all sad and trying to regain their reputations via false victimhood.
 
2013-10-30 10:04:16 PM

plushpuppy: I don't get why any women would have sex with a teen boy.  He won't be good, he may be able to have sex many times, but that doesn't make for good sex.


Because she's 34?


/And you can train the young ones to do whatever you want
 
2013-10-30 10:04:21 PM

Warlordtrooper: Vector R: Oh yea, the "victim" turned her in. What an asshole. I mean really, what's the mentality there? "Oh, well, I'm tired of banging the teach, I'm chasing the head cheerleader now. *goes to the cops for shiats n' giggles*

And if your daughter was having sex with a 34 year old male teacher you would be saying the same thing right?


How about if it was your son with a 34 year old female teacher?

/attaboy!
 
2013-10-30 10:04:38 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Spiffy tag I could see, but Hero tag?


This
 
2013-10-30 10:04:44 PM

poodebunker: plushpuppy: I don't get why any women would have sex with a teen boy.  He won't be good, he may be able to have sex many times, but that doesn't make for good sex.

^this^ totally


And others dont get why some people like sex with people of the same gender, or with red heads, or with whips and ball gags, or with food involved, or with tall people, or with short people or with fat people (dont get that one myself), or with...

/ etc.
// no accounting for taste
/// kid shouldnt have ratted her out
 
2013-10-30 10:05:06 PM

Warlordtrooper: Vector R: Oh yea, the "victim" turned her in. What an asshole. I mean really, what's the mentality there? "Oh, well, I'm tired of banging the teach, I'm chasing the head cheerleader now. *goes to the cops for shiats n' giggles*

And if your daughter was having sex with a 34 year old male teacher you would be saying the same thing right?


No, but 70Ford neatly covered the difference between the two.
 
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