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(CBS News)   Scientists: women stare at other women's boobs as much as men do. In other news, there are scientists who are paid to watch women stare at other women's boobs   (cbsnews.com) divider line 50
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2013-10-30 07:51:25 PM  
Do they stare at men's boobs too? Maybe this middle age thing will work out for me after all.
 
2013-10-30 08:01:57 PM  
Gay men do too. Could've told you this. Everyone likes boobs.
 
2013-10-30 08:04:13 PM  
Interesting? Try obvious.

But glad we've got some scientific confirmation at least of something I've suspected for a long time.

They even hypothesize some reasons.  Women size up competition.  Men are... um men....
 
2013-10-30 08:07:32 PM  
Boobie thread!

/bbl
 
2013-10-30 08:18:36 PM  
Who watches the boob watchers?
 
2013-10-30 08:19:36 PM  

Surool: Who watches the boob watchers?


Not I, too busy watching the boobs.
 
2013-10-30 08:20:37 PM  

meat0918: Women size up competition.


Some are more hands-on than others.

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2013-10-30 08:20:40 PM  
Yep

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

halloftheblackdragon.com
 
2013-10-30 08:22:10 PM  
Came for Hillary Clinton, sad I'm on myphone and can't post it.
 
2013-10-30 08:24:52 PM  

Arachnophobe: meat0918: Women size up competition.

Some are more hands-on than others.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 850x566]

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[i1126.photobucket.com image 850x710]


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-10-30 08:31:10 PM  

MFAWG: Came for Hillary Clinton, sad I'm on myphone and can't post it.


I have to say, that's one I've never come for.
 
2013-10-30 08:31:33 PM  

MFAWG: Came for Hillary Clinton, sad I'm on myphone and can't post it.


ew
 
Al!
2013-10-30 08:36:09 PM  
I like where this thread is headed!

MFAWG: Came for Hillary Clinton, sad I'm on myphone and can't post it.


Nevermind.
 
2013-10-30 08:39:04 PM  
Good to know
 
2013-10-30 08:41:45 PM  
Thread has potential
Proceed
 
2013-10-30 08:47:59 PM  

BHShaman: Yep

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[halloftheblackdragon.com image 220x216]


To be fair, Mansfeild could probably turn Richard Simmons straight.
 
2013-10-30 08:48:40 PM  

Al!: I like where this thread is headed!

MFAWG: Came for Hillary Clinton, sad I'm on myphone and can't post it.

Nevermind.


She's been photographed twice ogling the shiat out of some titties. One was Natalie Portman.
 
2013-10-30 08:49:52 PM  
 "Scientists: women stare at other women's boobs as much as men do. In other news, there are scientists REAL AMERICAN HEROES who are paid to watch women stare at other women's boobs"

FTFY.
 
2013-10-30 08:56:06 PM  

Arachnophobe: meat0918: Women size up competition.

Some are more hands-on than others.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 850x566]

[i1126.photobucket.com image 374x354]

[i1126.photobucket.com image 850x710]


Is...is that middle one Supergirl and Power Girl?

Golly.
 
2013-10-30 08:59:58 PM  
Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:

Anything over a mouthful, is wasted.

/thank you Mr. Zappa
 
2013-10-30 09:18:57 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-30 09:34:40 PM  
Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?
 
2013-10-30 09:39:27 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?


Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak" 
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"
 
2013-10-30 09:58:49 PM  

Flappyhead: BHShaman: Yep

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 254x199]

[halloftheblackdragon.com image 220x216]

To be fair, Mansfeild could probably turn Richard Simmons straight.


It's also one of the oldest celebrity nip slips caught on camera.
 
2013-10-30 10:15:25 PM  
The only thing better than boobies are vaginas, but women typically don't walk around wit their vages 3/4 exposed.  Therefore, 3/4-exposed boobies are the wonderful eye candy we love.

/vagina
 
2013-10-30 10:40:41 PM  
FTFA: Gervais and Dodd hope the study leads to a better understanding of why people objectify women, so that the behavior can be controlled.

That sounds pretty sinister, actually. I'd rather be objectified than have a bunch of farkers subjected to shock therapy or something.
 
2013-10-30 11:28:54 PM  

fickenchucker: The only thing better than boobies are vaginas, but women typically don't walk around wit their vages 3/4 exposed.  Therefore, 3/4-exposed boobies are the wonderful eye candy we love.

/vagina

postlife.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-30 11:43:35 PM  

Luse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?

Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak"
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"


The German word for suck is "saug"
The German word for mammal is "saugtier"
 
2013-10-30 11:45:13 PM  
I find it hard to believe anyone male or female stares at boobs more than me.

I find it hard.

Very hard.

bie eip if there is such a thing
 
2013-10-30 11:47:28 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Luse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?

Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak"
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"

The German word for suck is "saug"
The German word for mammal is "saugtier"


QA, you scare me when you make sense.
 
2013-10-30 11:56:01 PM  

Flappyhead: BHShaman: Yep

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 254x199]

[halloftheblackdragon.com image 220x216]

To be fair, Mansfeild could probably turn Richard Simmons straight.


Flappyhead: BHShaman: Yep

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 254x199]

[halloftheblackdragon.com image 220x216]

To be fair, Mansfeild could probably turn Richard Simmons straight.


I would think a coal-fired steam hammer would find that difficult.
 
2013-10-31 12:03:09 AM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-31 12:26:57 AM  

MFAWG: Came for Hillary Clinton


Pfffft.  Haven't we all?
 
2013-10-31 12:52:37 AM  

IntertubeUser: MFAWG: Came for Hillary Clinton

Pfffft.  Haven't we all?


She's the Helen Mirren of politics. Everybody's fapped to her at least once.

/A day
 
2013-10-31 01:58:57 AM  
Where can a regular Joe like me get a job involved in this kind of research?
 
2013-10-31 04:26:39 AM  
 
2013-10-31 05:08:33 AM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: FTFA: Gervais and Dodd hope the study leads to a better understanding of why people objectify women, so that the behavior can be controlled.

That sounds pretty sinister, actually. I'd rather be objectified than have a bunch of farkers subjected to shock therapy or something.


I find it shocking that they call it "damaging, visual behavior." Being looked at isn't hurtful or damaging, and it isn't even always "objectifying." Just because someone (or everyone) likes a certain characteristic of a woman doesn't mean that the woman is reduced to merely that characteristic.
 
2013-10-31 05:20:19 AM  

Luse: Quantum Apostrophe: Luse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?

Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak"
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"

The German word for suck is "saug"
The German word for mammal is "saugtier"

QA, you scare me when you make sense.


You must be scared a lot. Don't worry, there's beer and scotch.
 
2013-10-31 05:47:53 AM  
When Mad Men came out, it triggered a lot of childhood memories. My mother was built like Joan Holloway and wore nice jewel tone dresses like she did in the series. I can still remember her perfume and remember her gathering me up in her arms when I was a preschooler. Plump boobies are the best thing ever for children, even bottle babies. So yes, I'm a straight old lady and I glance at bewbs.
 
2013-10-31 07:16:44 AM  
Stare at them? Hell, I follow them on twitter

https://twitter.com/MissKUboobs/media
 
2013-10-31 07:48:38 AM  

LewDux: Nipples > boobs (that was warning)


Technically correct but not what I was hoping for...
 
2013-10-31 09:04:01 AM  

LewDux: Nipples > boobs (that was warning)


Hairy nipples?  Eww.
 
2013-10-31 09:14:36 AM  

Ima_Lurker: LewDux: Nipples > boobs (that was warning)

Hairy nipples?  Eww.


At least she has talent, unlike those with hairless nipples
 
2013-10-31 10:29:00 AM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-31 12:51:33 PM  

LewDux: Ima_Lurker: LewDux: Nipples > boobs (that was warning)

Hairy nipples?  Eww.

At least she has talent, unlike those with hairless nipples


Since when is Robert Plant (the link I quoted) a she?
 
2013-10-31 02:00:48 PM  
Boobmark
 
2013-10-31 02:23:25 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Luse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?

Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak"
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"

The German word for suck is "saug"
The German word for mammal is "saugtier"


The Chinese word for suck is "xī"
The Chinese word for mammal is "bǔrǔdòngwù "

The Basque word for suck is "zurrupatu"
The Basque word for mammal is "ugaztun"

We could keep going on and further demolish your silly little word superstitions.
 
2013-10-31 02:33:32 PM  

Silly_Sot: Quantum Apostrophe: Luse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?

Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak"
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"

The German word for suck is "saug"
The German word for mammal is "saugtier"

The Chinese word for suck is "xī"
The Chinese word for mammal is "bǔrǔdòngwù "

The Basque word for suck is "zurrupatu"
The Basque word for mammal is "ugaztun"

We could keep going on and further demolish your silly little word superstitions.


The American English word for mammal is "boobie carrier".
The American English word for suckle is "motorboat".
 
2013-10-31 04:12:49 PM  

Ima_Lurker: LewDux: Ima_Lurker: LewDux: Nipples > boobs (that was warning)

Hairy nipples?  Eww.

At least she has talent, unlike those with hairless nipples

Since when is Robert Plant (the link I quoted) a she?


Voice, boobs, singing.. Wait, she is he??
 
2013-10-31 07:32:45 PM  

Silly_Sot: Quantum Apostrophe: Luse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Entirely seriously now,

Considering our human ancestors going back thousands of years would spend the first few years of their life being fed by boobs, it'd be expected that all of us (male and female) would have an interest in boobs hardwired into our brains, no?

Fun fact: The Polish word for mammal is "ssak"
               The Polish word for suckle is "ssać"

The German word for suck is "saug"
The German word for mammal is "saugtier"

The Chinese word for suck is "xī"
The Chinese word for mammal is "bǔrǔdòngwù "

The Basque word for suck is "zurrupatu"
The Basque word for mammal is "ugaztun"

We could keep going on and further demolish your silly little word superstitions.


Seems we found the special kid in the class. Since you are obviously mentally retarded I'll type slow.
Words mean stuff and things, and are not simply randomly thrown together letters. Many languages, Polish included use descriptors as part of the name, the Polish word for mammal, if directly translated essentially means "suckler".
We were talking about  humans being part of a larger group called mammals. Certain traits separate mammals from other animals. They have certain physical features and engage in certain activities. I just know you'll love the surprise! Don't worry, I won't spoil it for you, you might wet yourself.
 
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