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(TC Palm)   Crab legs are the legs of crab, a crustacean known for pinching   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 84
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2013-10-30 03:29:23 PM
Who is surprised that a grouper with hair would steal seafood?
 
2013-10-30 03:29:30 PM
www.unexplained-mysteries.com
 
2013-10-30 03:34:16 PM
At least no one got her skrimps.
 
2013-10-30 03:34:19 PM
I did not know that (fornicating) crab cakes were a popular (fornicating) crab dish.
 
2013-10-30 03:58:56 PM
I don't know what's worse, that this was written at all, or that an editor somewhere was all like "brilliant, run it!".
 
2013-10-30 04:02:02 PM
What target audience knows the word crustacean but can't parse what a crab leg is?
 
2013-10-30 04:05:54 PM
It's like half of a 6th grader's report on crabs got mixed up in there.
 
2013-10-30 04:10:46 PM

Cagey B: I don't know what's worse, that this was written at all, or that an editor somewhere was all like "brilliant, run it!".


It's a Will Greenlee piece, I kind of suspected it just from the headline.  That's his 'style' or perhaps it's more of a schtick.  All of his articles have random obvious observations and tangentially related basic facts thrown in.
 
2013-10-30 04:46:40 PM
(Fornicate) you, subby.
 
2013-10-30 04:59:02 PM
i.imgur.com

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."
 
2013-10-30 05:06:08 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."


Once the softshell crab has been cleaned, take a prepared crab cake mix with diced avocado and sauteed shallots and completely fill the cavity.  Tempura batter said stuffed crab and fry until crispy and delish.  Slice in half, and stand either side up on a plate with the legs sticking up.

Serve over mango, avocado, and habanero salsa

I used to serve this at a restaurant and they would sell out by 7:30pm.

Charged $18 for this dish.  Total food cost on it was like $5.50
 
2013-10-30 05:16:51 PM

Endive Wombat: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."

Once the softshell crab has been cleaned, take a prepared crab cake mix with diced avocado and sauteed shallots and completely fill the cavity.  Tempura batter said stuffed crab and fry until crispy and delish.  Slice in half, and stand either side up on a plate with the legs sticking up.

Serve over mango, avocado, and habanero salsa

I used to serve this at a restaurant and they would sell out by 7:30pm.

Charged $18 for this dish.  Total food cost on it was like $5.50


That's why I hate going out for food, I just ate two huge crab cakes and they cost me around $3.50.
 
2013-10-30 05:18:41 PM

Endive Wombat: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."

Once the softshell crab has been cleaned, take a prepared crab cake mix with diced avocado and sauteed shallots and completely fill the cavity.  Tempura batter said stuffed crab and fry until crispy and delish.  Slice in half, and stand either side up on a plate with the legs sticking up.

Serve over mango, avocado, and habanero salsa

I used to serve this at a restaurant and they would sell out by 7:30pm.

Charged $18 for this dish.  Total food cost on it was like $5.50


Wait a second. You take the crab out of the crab and fill it with not-crab?
 
2013-10-30 05:23:08 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Endive Wombat: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."

Once the softshell crab has been cleaned, take a prepared crab cake mix with diced avocado and sauteed shallots and completely fill the cavity.  Tempura batter said stuffed crab and fry until crispy and delish.  Slice in half, and stand either side up on a plate with the legs sticking up.

Serve over mango, avocado, and habanero salsa

I used to serve this at a restaurant and they would sell out by 7:30pm.

Charged $18 for this dish.  Total food cost on it was like $5.50

Wait a second. You take the crab out of the crab and fill it with not-crab?


Cleaning the crab means removing the eyes, gills, and apron, those parts aren't good to eat.

Personally, I like soft shells just sautéed with some butter, a bit of garlic, a dash of white wine, and some capers.  Battering them or stuffing them full of a bunch of other stuff covers up the taste of the crab.
 
2013-10-30 05:23:45 PM
We need a Greenlee tab.
 
2013-10-30 05:26:18 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Cagey B: I don't know what's worse, that this was written at all, or that an editor somewhere was all like "brilliant, run it!".

It's a Will Greenlee piece, I kind of suspected it just from the headline.  That's his 'style' or perhaps it's more of a schtick.  All of his articles have random obvious observations and tangentially related basic facts thrown in.


I can never decide how I feel about his style. It was pretty amusing the first time I read one, but lost its edge pretty quickly.
 
2013-10-30 05:27:34 PM
Wtf is this article? Is the author drunk?
 
2013-10-30 05:27:34 PM
this is my (fornicating) chicken

Interesting, she is brown but speaks Republican.
 
2013-10-30 05:28:04 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We need a Greenlee tab.


So we can not click on it.
 
2013-10-30 05:28:30 PM
Really? That can't be real! Anybody reading that article could easily figure out what the hell a crab is, if they didn't know already.
 
2013-10-30 05:28:42 PM
Matos claws of faith.
 
2013-10-30 05:29:43 PM

Whiskey Dickens: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We need a Greenlee tab.

So we can not click on it.


AMEN!! First and hopefully last of his articles I read.  I feel dumberer after that article.
 
2013-10-30 05:31:21 PM

gizmokid18: I feel dumberer after that article.


That's not possible.

/take it as you will
 
2013-10-30 05:31:46 PM
FromTheF(ornicating)Article   Police noted Matos was intoxicated and used "excessive profanity."


  "excessive profanity"  well (fornicate) me  i didn't (fornicatin')  know there was such (fornicating)  a thing
 
2013-10-30 05:32:02 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Cleaning the crab means removing the eyes, gills, and apron, those parts aren't good to eat.


I didn't think there was enough room in there to shove additional ingredients though.

Unless you're just adding insult to injury by shoving crab cake mix in where its dismembered face used to be.
 
2013-10-30 05:32:37 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-30 05:32:59 PM

jst3p: gizmokid18: I feel dumberer after that article.

That's not possible.

/take it as you will


A compliment?
 
2013-10-30 05:33:03 PM
"...ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred words!", said the journalist.
 
2013-10-30 05:33:05 PM
Ursula has fallen on hard times.
 
2013-10-30 05:33:14 PM
Oh, don't be such a Krabby Patty.
 
2013-10-30 05:35:55 PM
www.willardswormholes.com
 
2013-10-30 05:36:29 PM
 
2013-10-30 05:37:04 PM

jst3p: this is my (fornicating) chicken

Interesting, she is brown but speaks Republican.


You sound crabby.

Why the need to bring politics into every thread, Fark?
 
2013-10-30 05:37:10 PM
Crab legs are the legs of crab, a crustacean know for pinching, which is to grasp something sharply, which is opposed to gently gripping, or cradling, which is a word that sounds like ladling, something you might do with soup, or stew, or gravy, or certain sauces, not to be confused with sources, as in intelligence sources  , which are typically secret, while secret is also the name of a particular brand of deodorant made "especially for her".  More at eleven.
 
2013-10-30 05:39:41 PM

uncleacid: Matos claws of faith.


ThE mAsTeR wiLl NoT aPpRoVe.
 
2013-10-30 05:41:01 PM
still not as good as the immortal "Chicken wings, which taste like chicken, are the wings of chickens"
 
2013-10-30 05:41:43 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: What target audience knows the word crustacean but can't parse what a crab leg is?


The same insane crowd subby is always writing for.
 
2013-10-30 05:42:36 PM
 I ain't dressin' up to eat no fish-ass tastin' chicken
 
2013-10-30 05:44:52 PM
What a sympathetic owner of crabs might look like:


s4.benjamin.cdnconnect.com
 
2013-10-30 05:44:55 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."


That pic disturbs me in a way I can't explain.
 
2013-10-30 05:46:22 PM

Blackstone: still not as good as the immortal "Chicken wings, which taste like chicken, are the wings of chickens"


" Chicken wings are not to be confused with turkey wings or "The West Wing," the 1999-2006 television drama starring Martin Sheen and Rob Lowe.  "

- and who says writin good ain't dead yet -
 
2013-10-30 05:50:28 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 511x788]

"Lucky (fornicating) bastard."


No self-respecting Chesapeake Bay, Mid-Atlantic native would do this.
We prefer to hear their screams.
 
2013-10-30 05:51:35 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-30 05:52:01 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-30 05:54:15 PM
"Popular crab dishes include crab newburg, crab cakes, crab bisque and boiled crab claws."

Fried Crab
Cracked Crabs
Crab Nachos
Crab Salad
Crab Dip
Deviled Crab
Crab Stuffed Shrimp
Crab Balls
Crab Rangoon
Soft-shelled Crab Tempura
Crab Scampi
Crab Gumbo
Black Pepper Crab
Corn Crab Soup
Crab Spring Rolls
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
Crab Salsa
Crab Cocktail
 
2013-10-30 06:04:09 PM

Cagey B: I don't know what's worse, that this was written at all, or that an editor somewhere was all like "brilliant, run it!".


Looks to me like some editor was like "I need 500 words in the next 2 hours or your fired!" and some disgruntled writer who doesn't give a shiat gave him what he asked for and nothing more.
 
2013-10-30 06:12:51 PM
That was a [fornicating] awful article.

It's not news, it's fornicate.com
 
2013-10-30 06:14:07 PM
"I'm pinching and crushing your numbskull, Floridian heads!"

seeingconnexions.com
 
2013-10-30 06:14:20 PM
I'd be crabby too if someone stole all of my fornicating food.  I mean, how am I supposed to fornicate without my fornicating food?

/fornicate it!
 
2013-10-30 06:14:26 PM

sandbar67: Crab


Came for this. Leaving hungry for crab.
 
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