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2013-10-30 03:25:35 PM
The contempt is for the site layout, right? I expected an "under construction" animation somewhere.
 
2013-10-30 03:39:58 PM
Worse, the thief looted the box and dumped the poppies - symbolic of Canada's wartime dead and sacrifices - in the washroom of a Tim Hortons

This story couldn't be any more Canadian if it was wearing a toque and eating poutine.
 
2013-10-30 04:20:42 PM
Around here they stole bronze vases and VFW stars from a cemetery for scrap.  Anything for a buck, so disgraceful.
 
2013-10-30 04:48:03 PM

nekom: Around here they stole bronze vases and VFW stars from a cemetery for scrap.  Anything for a buck, so disgraceful.


What you don't like the ghetto reduce, reuse, recycle program?
 
2013-10-30 04:48:38 PM
As a Canadian, this makes me sad. OTOH this is hardly the worst thing I've ever heard so take it down a notch, subby.
 
2013-10-30 04:50:15 PM
Poppy box couldn't have had much more than change in it.
Who would steal chan......hey.
Wait a minute.
 
2013-10-30 04:50:43 PM

Jument: As a Canadian, this makes me sad. OTOH this is hardly the worst thing I've ever heard so take it down a notch, subby.


I think he did, that's why he went for contempt. There's a lot worse on the scale than mere contempt.
 
2013-10-30 04:51:04 PM
junkie heard it was a poppy box and got pissed when it turned out to be plastic flowers.
 
2013-10-30 04:51:50 PM
What's the outrage? Canada doesn't count.
 
2013-10-30 04:53:10 PM
I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?
 
2013-10-30 04:53:15 PM
That's the Canadienest thing I've ever read
 
2013-10-30 04:53:27 PM
img.izismile.com
 
2013-10-30 04:53:41 PM
You steal a donation box full of loose change and plastic flowers...from veterans? Yeah, that's pretty contemptible.
 
2013-10-30 04:55:02 PM
They wear those poopies in the UK, everyone has to do it. If you don't you're a terrorist and you get sent back to the colonies. Sucks but I got a free flight to Goa out of it last year.
 
2013-10-30 04:55:42 PM
Canadia doesn't support veterans with tax dollars? Why not? There must only be a few dozen of them.
 
2013-10-30 04:56:27 PM

Karma Chameleon: I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?
www.harper-watch.ca

 
2013-10-30 04:56:36 PM

Karma Chameleon: I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?


Heh, no not really.
 
2013-10-30 04:57:01 PM
No video? Tim Horton's are wired up like freaking banks.
 
2013-10-30 04:58:06 PM
In Timmy's loo
The poppies flow
Between the urinals
Row on row
That mark our piss.
And in the stalls
A drunk, still boozy stinking, falls.

Take up our quarrel with our foe
To you with greasy hands we throw
A cup of double double java
If ye break faith I'll huck Timbits at ya'
But not right now.  Cuz nature calls
in Timmy's loo.
 
2013-10-30 04:58:11 PM

umad: Canadia doesn't support veterans with tax dollars? Why not? There must only be a few dozen of them.


No need, they already support from cradle to grave.
 
2013-10-30 04:59:13 PM
hey subby, article said POPPY.  not PUPPY.
 
2013-10-30 05:00:15 PM

Sybarite: Worse, the thief looted the box and dumped the poppies - symbolic of Canada's wartime dead and sacrifices - in the washroom of a Tim Hortons

This story couldn't be any more Canadian if it was wearing a toque and eating poutine.


What about a musical number; featuring two friends, with pet beavers?

/ that's pretty Canadian
 
2013-10-30 05:00:53 PM
i141.photobucket.com
Approves
 
2013-10-30 05:02:21 PM
Did he poop on the poppies? If not then there's still a long way to go to get to infinity.
 
2013-10-30 05:02:54 PM

Cagey B: The contempt is for the site, right? I expected an "We're twats" animation somewhere.



FTFSunMedia.
 
2013-10-30 05:03:07 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: In Timmy's loo
The poppies flow
Between the urinals
Row on row
That mark our piss.
And in the stalls
A drunk, still boozy stinking, falls.

Take up our quarrel with our foe
To you with greasy hands we throw
A cup of double double java
If ye break faith I'll huck Timbits at ya'
But not right now.  Cuz nature calls
in Timmy's loo.


(sniff) That was beautiful, man.
 
2013-10-30 05:03:17 PM
img.fark.net

Wanted for questioning
 
2013-10-30 05:05:22 PM
White shoes after Labor Day?

nubian, please.
 
2013-10-30 05:07:15 PM
I know Canada is supposed to have a low crime rate and all, but they leave money unattended in a god damned bathroom and act shocked when it's stolen?
 
2013-10-30 05:07:39 PM

Karma Chameleon: I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?


Nope.  There's a kerfuffle in parliament because a few senators cheated on their expense claims.  But apart from that, listing stores that deny veterans from selling poppies, or in this case thiefs dumping them in the trash, are big news up here.
 
2013-10-30 05:09:06 PM

ReapTheChaos: I know Canada is supposed to have a low crime rate and all, but they leave money unattended in a god damned bathroom and act shocked when it's stolen?


We had a donut fund jar at work but no matter how much we put in we could never afford the donuts. We stopped have a donut fund.
 
2013-10-30 05:09:33 PM
And so begins the annual hunt for thieves who'd deprive war veterans and their families of the loonies, toonies, small change and bills that are collected each year in the iconic poppy boxes.

NEVER DEPRIVE A WAR VETERAN (OR HIS FAMILY) OF A TOONIE!

/A loonie is a CN$1 coin because it has an image of a loon on it.
//A toonie is a CN$2 coin so named because it is 2 loonies.
///The loon in this case is the actual bird, notStephen Harper
 
2013-10-30 05:09:34 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: In Timmy's loo
The poppies flow
Between the urinals
Row on row
That mark our piss.
And in the stalls
A drunk, still boozy stinking, falls.

Take up our quarrel with our foe
To you with greasy hands we throw
A cup of double double java
If ye break faith I'll huck Timbits at ya'
But not right now.  Cuz nature calls
in Timmy's loo.


You're good person.
And by "good", I mean evil - but the good kind.
 
2013-10-30 05:09:49 PM

Karma Chameleon: I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?


Well, their neighbors to the south are always stirring up shiat. Not with them, just... in this general direction.

/Sorry, Canada!
//Love you guys!
 
2013-10-30 05:12:18 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: In Timmy's loo
The poppies flow
Between the urinals
Row on row
That mark our piss.
And in the stalls
A drunk, still boozy stinking, falls.

Take up our quarrel with our foe
To you with greasy hands we throw
A cup of double double java
If ye break faith I'll huck Timbits at ya'
But not right now.  Cuz nature calls
in Timmy's loo.


legionmagazine.com
 
2013-10-30 05:14:51 PM

Slaxl: Jument: As a Canadian, this makes me sad. OTOH this is hardly the worst thing I've ever heard so take it down a notch, subby.

I think he did, that's why he went for contempt. There's a lot worse on the scale than mere contempt.


I suppose so, kinda. My comment was a bit silly anyways.
 
2013-10-30 05:19:27 PM

haemaker: //A toonie is a CN$2 coin so named because it is 2 loonies.


I liked "doubloon" for the $2 (for the same reason), but it never caught on.
 
2013-10-30 05:21:34 PM

Ivo Shandor: haemaker: //A toonie is a CN$2 coin so named because it is 2 loonies.

I liked "doubloon" for the $2 (for the same reason), but it never caught on.


Damn.  That is good.

I also wish "Bob" had won the naming election for Nunavut.
 
2013-10-30 05:21:52 PM
Milk of the Poppy junkie most likely.
 
2013-10-30 05:23:10 PM
Wow. My hometown made the news.
 
2013-10-30 05:24:48 PM
If the thief is caught, he should have his frank and beans cut off and force fed to him.
 
2013-10-30 05:27:07 PM
They should let him go.

Llike Matrix did to SUlly
 
2013-10-30 05:29:14 PM

haemaker: And so begins the annual hunt for thieves who'd deprive war veterans and their families of the loonies, toonies, small change and bills that are collected each year in the iconic poppy boxes.

NEVER DEPRIVE A WAR VETERAN (OR HIS FAMILY) OF A TOONIE!

/A loonie is a CN$1 coin because it has an image of a loon on it.
//A toonie is a CN$2 coin so named because it is 2 loonies.
///The loon in this case is the actual bird, notStephen Harper


And this is why nobody can take Canadian financial matters seriously; Loonies and Toonies.

ReapTheChaos: I know Canada is supposed to have a low crime rate and all, but they leave money unattended in a god damned bathroom and act shocked when it's stolen?


FTA - "swiping the collection box from the counter"
Seems like they guy walked in, saw nobody at the counter but a little tray with flowers and money in it sitting there, grabbed the tray and went to the bathroom, swiped the loonies, toonies, tinys, adventures, etc., left the tray and flowers in the bathroom, and walked back out of the store.
 
2013-10-30 05:29:37 PM
It should also be noted that the last time my home town of Simcoe made national news was in the late 1980s... for running an annual black-face minstrel show.
 
2013-10-30 05:32:30 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: In Timmy's loo
The poppies flow
Between the urinals
Row on row
That mark our piss.
And in the stalls
A drunk, still boozy stinking, falls.

Take up our quarrel with our foe
To you with greasy hands we throw
A cup of double double java
If ye break faith I'll huck Timbits at ya'
But not right now.  Cuz nature calls
in Timmy's loo.


This post is farking brilliant.
 
2013-10-30 05:33:59 PM

Karma Chameleon: I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?


Well we do have the odd sick fark here and there, like Luka Magnotta, Paul Bernardo, Russell Williams, Robert Pickton, Karla Holmoka, etc. Oh and we have those violent fracking protests in New Brunswick and several other issues with the First Nations people, the bullshiat with the senate, Stephen Harper in general, and the fact that teenage girls like to kill themselves due to bullying and slut shaming after being sexually assaulted. But yea, other than that, we don't really have many serious problems.
 
2013-10-30 05:34:02 PM

nekom: Around here they stole bronze vases and VFW stars from a cemetery for scrap.  Anything for a buck, so disgraceful.


Not exactly the same, but somebody stripped my church's air conditioning unit for copper this summer. Sometime between the pastor locking up Sunday night and the daycare people coming Monday morning. People are nuts.
 
2013-10-30 05:41:39 PM

Slaves2Darkness: nekom: Around here they stole bronze vases and VFW stars from a cemetery for scrap.  Anything for a buck, so disgraceful.

What you don't like the ghetto reduce, reuse, recycle program?


And by "ghetto" you mean "a white, methed out, toothless member of the 'Master Race'," correct?
 
2013-10-30 05:45:29 PM

Slaxl: Jument: As a Canadian, this makes me sad. OTOH this is hardly the worst thing I've ever heard so take it down a notch, subby.

I think he did, that's why he went for contempt. There's a lot worse on the scale than mere contempt.


Yeah, but Infinity Contempt is a whole other thing.  Probably Canadian.
 
2013-10-30 05:55:27 PM

1979: Karma Chameleon: I thought everyone was always joking, but Canada really doesn't have serious problems, does it?
[www.harper-watch.ca image 500x344]


Mrs. Doubtfire?
 
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