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(WTSP)   Actual headline: Sex while driving more common than you think   (wtsp.com) divider line 74
    More: Obvious, Harris Interactive, online surveys  
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2013-10-30 01:21:51 PM
It's not more common than I think
 
2013-10-30 01:34:35 PM
Only 11%?  Seems low.
 
2013-10-30 01:46:19 PM
 Warm Leatherette.
 
2013-10-30 01:46:48 PM
I want to believe.jpg
 
2013-10-30 02:01:34 PM
The article says "sexual activity", not just sex.  So that could be interpreted to mean "touching myself while leering at a cement truck because it reminds me of my mom".
 
2013-10-30 02:01:59 PM
Cruise control is your friend
 
2013-10-30 02:10:34 PM
BangBus approves of this headline.
 
2013-10-30 02:11:40 PM
Just not, you know, for me.
 
2013-10-30 02:11:43 PM
I really find it suprising that only 11% and that includes road head.
 
2013-10-30 02:13:05 PM
Yeah, those road trips I'm taking you on all the time are on purpose honey...
 
2013-10-30 02:13:07 PM
If it is 'sexual activity', then I'm in that 11%. Boob squeezing. Cooter fingering. Getting some head. Getting a handjob. Who hasn't done any of that?
 
2013-10-30 02:13:18 PM
If you're talking about road head.....I would think that's fairly common...surprised at the low numbers.
 
2013-10-30 02:14:17 PM
I'm an 11%er.  A beej counts, right?
 
2013-10-30 02:14:28 PM

minoridiot: The article says "sexual activity", not just sex.  So that could be interpreted to mean "touching myself while leering at a cement truck because it reminds me of my mom


You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doing 75 in an 18-wheeler.
 
2013-10-30 02:14:42 PM
The only time by ex would let me drive is when he wanted to blow me. Even then he would complain about my driving. hmmm... I can't for the life of me, remember why we broke up.
 
2013-10-30 02:16:49 PM
While driving. shiat I don't know about farking, I guess If I was with a tiny 5' tall girl she could ride my d and I could see right over her head... but that sounds risky and I'm not that into asian girls.

/who hasn't gotten blown while driving?
//is into asian girls
 
2013-10-30 02:16:57 PM

Jill'sNipple: minoridiot: The article says "sexual activity", not just sex.  So that could be interpreted to mean "touching myself while leering at a cement truck because it reminds me of my mom

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doing 75 in an 18-wheeler.


I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

/Did I say that out loud?
 
2013-10-30 02:17:22 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If it is 'sexual activity', then I'm in that 11%. Boob squeezing. Cooter fingering. Getting some head. Getting a handjob. Who hasn't done any of that?


Not all of us do this on the bus, dude.
 
2013-10-30 02:17:50 PM

Nogrhi:  Warm Leatherette.


Tears of petrol...


I've had sex while driving, but only once. It was awesome.
 
2013-10-30 02:18:25 PM
As a result, according to the Harris Interactive survey conducted for a company called Scout GPS, drivers are still distracted despite all the attention paid to the risks.

I never found having sex while driving to be a distraction.

People in other vehicles having sex, otoh, pisses me off.  That furtive look around just before her head disappears into another driver's lap...man...I hate seeing that.
 
2013-10-30 02:19:55 PM
I used to drive truck, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/eleven per cent is only accurate if you add in the type of sex one has alone.
 
2013-10-30 02:20:03 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If it is 'sexual activity', then I'm in that 11%. Boob squeezing. Cooter fingering. Getting some head. Getting a handjob. Who hasn't done any of that?


*Raises hand*.
 
2013-10-30 02:20:25 PM
So that's why you named your daughter Mercedes.
 
2013-10-30 02:21:55 PM

uncleacid: So that's why you named your daughter Mercedes.


Well, "old beater" wasn't really appreciated when I suggested it.
 
2013-10-30 02:23:30 PM
img.metro.co.uk

What sex while driving may look like
 
2013-10-30 02:23:35 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If it is 'sexual activity', then I'm in that 11%. Boob squeezing. Cooter fingering. Getting some head. Getting a handjob. Who hasn't done any of that?


Well, there was this one time at Niagara Falls...
 
2013-10-30 02:23:56 PM
I've given and received a few handijays while driving.
 
2013-10-30 02:24:01 PM

minoridiot: The article says "sexual activity", not just sex.  So that could be interpreted to mean "touching myself while leering at a cement truck because it reminds me of my mom".


Yeah. At first I thought 11% was way too high. Then I realized that it actually seems a little low.

I actually tried to have real sex while I was driving once. She kept kicking it into neutral.
 
2013-10-30 02:26:10 PM
What the hell is he swerving all over for!
 
2013-10-30 02:26:46 PM
Yea, I've deliberatly missed the freeway exit on more than one occasion.
 
2013-10-30 02:30:52 PM
What guy hasn't put the arm out in front of the girl in the passenger seat then put the brakes to cop a feel when taking her home from babysitting.
 
2013-10-30 02:32:08 PM
We do a lot of driving home late from things that are 2-3 hours away (family, pro sports, big time theater productions, etc.).  I would bet it makes up more than 11% of ours personally.

Makes driving through the middle of nowhere much more enjoyable for a half hour or so.
 
2013-10-30 02:33:11 PM

Muta: What guy hasn't put the arm out in front of the girl in the passenger seat then put the brakes to cop a feel when taking her home from babysitting.


It was the Gummy Venus De Milo, I swear!
 
2013-10-30 02:33:56 PM
Been there, done that.

You just have to remember to not step on the gas or brake hard at the climax.
 
2013-10-30 02:34:26 PM
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2013-10-30 02:40:25 PM
I think I'd rather just drive faster and get home where I don't have to worry about getting my dick bitten off because of a pothole.
 
2013-10-30 02:46:32 PM

Donnchadha: [img.metro.co.uk image 175x125]

What sex while driving may look like


Maybe in England...
 
2013-10-30 02:53:51 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If it is 'sexual activity', then I'm in that 11%. Boob squeezing. Cooter fingering. Getting some head. Getting a handjob. Who hasn't done any of that?

 
2013-10-30 02:59:44 PM

minoridiot: The article says "sexual activity", not just sex.  So that could be interpreted to mean "touching myself while leering at a cement truck because it reminds me of my mom".


Thank God I'm not alone!
 
2013-10-30 03:00:13 PM

bikerbob59: I'm an 11%er.  A beej counts, right?


Ain't no head like road head...
 
2013-10-30 03:13:20 PM
Given that it's 11% "have done at least once", and at least 99% of people driving were teenagers at one point or still are, that's actually much lower than I would think.
 
2013-10-30 03:13:23 PM
Maybe for other people, but I prefer to drive with BOTH hands on the steering wheel.
 
2013-10-30 03:32:00 PM
Those were the days...
 
2013-10-30 03:32:26 PM
Many years ago, I was driving on I-75 around Tampa at noon, and my driving partner was getting frisky. Road head couldn't be denied, nor did I desire to. A few semis honked, and an FHP officer gave me a thumbs up.

Those were different times.
 
2013-10-30 03:53:06 PM
www.standbyformindcontrol.com
 
2013-10-30 03:59:53 PM
Is this where I sign up??
 
2013-10-30 04:01:51 PM
Handjobs and blowjobs are considered sex? And here I was trying to figure out how the hell two people were fitting in the drivers seat..while driving..
 
2013-10-30 04:06:21 PM

Jim_Callahan: Given that it's 11% "have done at least once", and at least 99% of people driving were teenagers at one point or still are, that's actually much lower than I would think.


Yeah, but I'd bet lots of people won't admit it.  Because seriously, who hasn't gotten a bit of road head at least once?
 
2013-10-30 04:07:29 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Handjobs and blowjobs are considered sex? And here I was trying to figure out how the hell two people were fitting in the drivers seat..while driving..


I assure you it's possible.
 
2013-10-30 04:15:12 PM
There's room on the stickshift for you, baby.
 
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