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(Huffington Post)   In a cunning plan to have at least one person in the audience, Criss Angel attempts to reanimate a human corpse   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 51
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2013-10-30 01:24:39 PM
It's only fair. Guy died of boredom from watching him.
 
2013-10-30 01:25:28 PM
A friend of mine who used to work for Cirque du Soleil told me that every Cirque show in Vegas was worth it, except for Criss Angel's beLIEve show.

"Don't pay to see that one." I remember him saying.
 
2013-10-30 01:25:59 PM
Something something electricity something...
 
2013-10-30 01:26:12 PM
Car battery, dick, necrophilia, yadda yadda yadda.
 
2013-10-30 01:26:20 PM
So this is how it begins.
 
2013-10-30 01:27:21 PM
Well he is the MIND FREAK!
 
2013-10-30 01:27:58 PM

FunkOut: Car battery, dick, necrophilia, yadda yadda yadda.


...you seem familiar with this.
 
2013-10-30 01:28:29 PM
Is he gonna kill them first?  That might be a good one for halloween if it's free.

Wait wait wait, is this another Weekend at Bernie's sequel?
 
2013-10-30 01:28:56 PM
Why do we care about this guy, David Blaine, and these other masochistic 'magicians', again?
 
2013-10-30 01:30:33 PM
Chris Angel is a douchebag
 
2013-10-30 01:30:33 PM
It's done with twins.
 
2013-10-30 01:30:38 PM
Frog legs + salt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo
 

It's alive. It's Alive IT'S ALIVE!

Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to BE God!
 
2013-10-30 01:31:17 PM
Chris Angel annoyed the hell out of me on the old Penn Jillette podcasts.

I really don't understand why people like him.
 
2013-10-30 01:33:26 PM

TV's Vinnie: Frog legs + salt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo
 

It's alive. It's Alive IT'S ALIVE!

Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to BE God!


That looks creepy and delicious.
 
2013-10-30 01:34:02 PM
Thread music:
Corpse Be Animated
 
2013-10-30 01:34:55 PM
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Sometimes, people confuse what they think they know, with what they know they know. Who knows? Do you know? The Shadow knows....
 
2013-10-30 01:37:44 PM
Chris Angel, mindless freak...
 
2013-10-30 01:39:02 PM
It's been done...

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2013-10-30 01:40:44 PM
It's Franken-steen.
 
2013-10-30 01:41:12 PM
Jesus, this guy's serious...
 
2013-10-30 01:44:43 PM

Savage Belief: Chris Angel is a Magicians are douchebags

 
2013-10-30 01:45:08 PM
For his next trick I hope he makes his lisp disappear.
 
2013-10-30 01:46:07 PM
Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only guy in America who saw "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" because I could make a hilarious comment about this clown drilling a hole in his head.
 
2013-10-30 01:51:15 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only guy in America who saw "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" because I could make a hilarious comment about this clown drilling a hole in his head.


I saw that movie on an airplane.

that's all I have to say about that....
 
2013-10-30 01:53:08 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only guy in America who saw "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" because I could make a hilarious comment about this clown drilling a hole in his head.


I need a trepanation joke like I need a hole in my head.
 
2013-10-30 01:53:24 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only guy in America who saw "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" because I could make a hilarious comment about this clown drilling a hole in his head.


Make it!  I came here to do the same thing, but since you are here before me, I will let you make us laugh.
Sign this waiver.
 
2013-10-30 01:54:54 PM
Criss Angel is a hack by magician standards. His TV specials have all included camera tricks that would not work on a live audience. It's considered cheating by real magicians.

He is also annoying as fark,
 
2013-10-30 01:57:15 PM
Can he make a yacht disappear??

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2013-10-30 02:00:20 PM
Someone call General Manhowers.
 
2013-10-30 02:04:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: A friend of mine who used to work for Cirque du Soleil told me that every Cirque show in Vegas was worth it, except for Criss Angel's beLIEve show.

"Don't pay to see that one." I remember him saying.


I wish you'd told me that before I went to Vegas a couple of years ago...

But yes, your friend is right.
 
2013-10-30 02:06:01 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Some Coke Drinking Guy: Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only guy in America who saw "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" because I could make a hilarious comment about this clown drilling a hole in his head.

I saw that movie on an airplane.  that's all I have to say about that....


Huh.  As did I.  I wonder what fraction of that movie's victims/viewers were courtesy of airlines.

That whole movie couldn't deliver what Gob Bluth packed into 5 minutes of tricks illusions.
 
2013-10-30 02:12:07 PM
The infomercial of magicians.
 
2013-10-30 02:12:44 PM
I don't know, but I going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be faked.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "if I can't trust Criss Angel, than who can I trust?"

Well you can trust the guys who did the Mermaid documentary, cause that was for reals.
 
2013-10-30 02:24:00 PM
Two things:

1. He looks like he might secrete some kind of greenish goo that smells like a cross between a bloated warthog corpse on the verge of exploding and Brut aftershave.

2. I hope this corpse rises hungry and ends up with ten pounds of undigested Criss Angel flesh in its intestines.
 
2013-10-30 02:24:52 PM

megarian: Chris Angel annoyed the hell out of me on the old Penn Jillette podcasts.

I really don't understand why people like him.


That's the REAL magic trick.
 
2013-10-30 02:30:19 PM
We can see the wires.

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2013-10-30 03:01:38 PM
I used to watch Mindfreak, but then I got annoyed with the obvious camera tricks and other illusions that the only way they could possibly work was for everyone in the audience to be in on it that I stopped watching. A good magic trick (okay, illusion Michael) should make you wonder how he did it, but it shouldn't be so blatantly obvious that there is only one way it could have worked. It has to be believable. Too many of his illusions weren't.
 
2013-10-30 03:05:03 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: A friend of mine who used to work for Cirque du Soleil told me that every Cirque show in Vegas was worth it, except for Criss Angel's beLIEve show.

"Don't pay to see that one." I remember him saying.


His tricks are all based around having stooges and video editing. His live shows will always be disappointing.
 
2013-10-30 03:09:28 PM
So he is basically trying to reanimate interest in his act.
 
2013-10-30 03:28:18 PM
I don't get it.

He is either going to "reanimate a dead corpse" - which means it's just some dude on the table in make up that sits up and says "What happened"?...and that's really stupid, and boring.

...or, he's going to "try" to reanimate an actually dead guy, which he obviously can't do, and then wax philosophical about the nature of death, and believing in something, or some other horseshiat when he fails to reanimate the dude...and that really boring, and stupid.

So...stupid & boring or boring & stupid.  Awesome, I'll be sure to tune in.
 
2013-10-30 03:56:08 PM

MayorOfJefferton: Someone call General Manhowers.


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"David Blaine, Evel Knievel...as was Ronald Reagan, until he bounced a check."
 
2013-10-30 03:57:59 PM
What I hope is his next trick

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Without Tesla's help of course.
 
2013-10-30 04:00:36 PM

formerfloozy: 2. I hope this corpse rises hungry and ends up with ten pounds of undigested Criss Angel flesh in its intestines.


Why would you want to do that to a zombie?
 
2013-10-30 04:10:46 PM

MythDragon: Without Tesla's help of course.


God I hated that movie.
 
2013-10-30 04:16:01 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: A friend of mine who used to work for Cirque du Soleil told me that every Cirque show in Vegas was worth it, except for Criss Angel's beLIEve show.

"Don't pay to see that one." I remember him saying.


Your friend is right. I was at the Luxor once and got punished for winning too much at Blackjack by being given a free Criss Angel ticket. I knew little about him but figured, "hey, magic is cool," so I went.

The theater was half-empty and all his "illusions" were just variations on "make a thing disappear, and now make it appear in a different place" schtick. There was nothing original. His closer was just an updated version of the same Metamorphosis that magicians have been doing forever.

Also, Criss Angel is a dude who shaves his pits. Trust me, I was in the front row.
 
2013-10-30 04:23:10 PM

friedo: AverageAmericanGuy: A friend of mine who used to work for Cirque du Soleil told me that every Cirque show in Vegas was worth it, except for Criss Angel's beLIEve show.

"Don't pay to see that one." I remember him saying.

Your friend is right. I was at the Luxor once and got punished for winning too much at Blackjack by being given a free Criss Angel ticket. I knew little about him but figured, "hey, magic is cool," so I went.

The theater was half-empty and all his "illusions" were just variations on "make a thing disappear, and now make it appear in a different place" schtick. There was nothing original. His closer was just an updated version of the same Metamorphosis that magicians have been doing forever.

Also, Criss Angel is a dude who shaves his pits. Trust me, I was in the front row.



And his version of Metamorphosis is terrible. He should be ashamed to perform it on the same planet as the Pendragons.
 
2013-10-30 04:52:34 PM
Hardest thing about this illusion is to convince the audience that the soon to be raised is dead.
 
2013-10-30 06:58:36 PM

Tennessee Slim: AverageAmericanGuy: A friend of mine who used to work for Cirque du Soleil told me that every Cirque show in Vegas was worth it, except for Criss Angel's beLIEve show.

"Don't pay to see that one." I remember him saying.

I wish you'd told me that before I went to Vegas a couple of years ago...

But yes, your friend is right.


Did the show at least come with a complimentary buffet?
 
2013-10-30 07:19:15 PM

AngryDragon: So this is how it begins.


LOL
you win
 
2013-10-30 07:23:47 PM
Ricky Nightshade's magical arts are more astonishing than Criss Angel's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prMCcVi-hXY
 
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