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(Denver Channel)   In other news, 'auto detailing by bears' not a good business plan   ( ) divider line
    More: Scary, Jefferson County, auto detailing, business plans  
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2577 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Oct 2013 at 1:09 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-30 12:37:05 PM  
Depends on who you want your clientele to be...
2013-10-30 01:11:02 PM  
Was it a GUMMY Bear??
2013-10-30 01:12:53 PM  
Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
2013-10-30 01:16:05 PM

For those who were expecting a Simpsons reference, here's some bears apparently making speed holes instead
2013-10-30 01:18:19 PM  
I'm sorry, what was that?
2013-10-30 01:22:36 PM  
Auto detailing bare is also a bad idea, sun heated leather and dangly bits don't mesh well

/not to mention how the Florida sun can transform a innocent seat belt buckle into the branding iron from hell
2013-10-30 01:26:22 PM

Took awhile to find a non-porn pic.
2013-10-30 01:26:40 PM
2013-10-30 01:29:23 PM  
And the insurance agent says it was an act of nature, we ain't paying.
2013-10-30 01:39:53 PM  
I have seen incredible displays of strength by bears in the wild. It is a good think that we humans are not normally on their menu. I was staying at a FS campground in CA about a decade ago and a couple left an empty pizza box in the back seat of their car. One look at that car after the bear was done with it taught me to take the warnings about food and bears much more seriously than I ever had before.
2013-10-30 02:03:48 PM
2013-10-30 02:34:43 PM  
img.fark.netWanted for questioning.
2013-10-30 07:26:15 PM

Bear police still ok.
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