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(Mirror.co.uk)   Google Earth finds a church that looks like a penis. Bonus: their motto is "Rising Up"   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-10-30 10:41:48 AM  
Welcome to the Duluth dildo library.
http://goo.gl/maps/RrkDp
 
2013-10-30 10:49:47 AM  
Back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
 
2013-10-30 11:01:19 AM  
Oh how juvenile, submitter.  A lot of churches have steeples, and they can't be blamed if it looks a bit weird from a certain angle.  They can't control how they look on Google Ear--

*click*

Okay, that's funny.
 
2013-10-30 11:11:10 AM  
imageshack.us

Chee chee church in Tucson approves.
 
2013-10-30 11:23:45 AM  
www.photo.is

Penis Mall in Iceland.
 
2013-10-30 12:03:50 PM  
Some people see a penis everywhere they look.

/like Subby
 
2013-10-30 12:06:34 PM  
I just rubbed one out, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-10-30 12:07:09 PM  
TFA: Church looks like PENIS when pictured from the sky on Google Earth

You should see its PENIS GOURD
 
2013-10-30 12:08:02 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Some people see a penis everywhere they look.

/like Subby


The world looks mighty good to me
'cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see

/not subby
 
2013-10-30 12:08:24 PM  
Ypsi represent!

www.detroitfunk.com
 
2013-10-30 12:10:27 PM  
yeah yeah

CHURCH LOOKS LIKE A PEEEENIS

yeah yeah

CHURCH LOOKS LIKE A PEEEENIS
 
2013-10-30 12:11:27 PM  
The golden penis.
img.gawkerassets.com

/hot
/penis
 
2013-10-30 12:12:12 PM  

JerseyTim: Back on the street
Did my time, took my chances


This post is not getting the recognition it rightfully deserves. +1
 
2013-10-30 12:15:30 PM  
Could be worse, could be a swastika penis

db2.stb.s-msn.com
 
2013-10-30 12:16:10 PM  
Form follows function?
 
2013-10-30 12:18:12 PM  
He is risen!
His love washes over me!
Jesus, I'm on my knees for you!
Fill me with your spirit!

Wait...what were we talking about?
 
2013-10-30 12:19:03 PM  
Those church-goers are all a bunch of dicks.
 
2013-10-30 12:19:31 PM  
...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?
 
2013-10-30 12:22:40 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: ...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?


*starts unzipping pants* yeah, take a look for yourself.
 
2013-10-30 12:24:00 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: ...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?


OK, link fail, forget I said anything.
 
2013-10-30 12:29:32 PM  
They should hire a landscaper for their penis.
 
2013-10-30 12:32:36 PM  
Winston-Salem sees your church and *raises* this...

static.panoramio.com
 
2013-10-30 12:32:59 PM  

HungryHungryHippo: Winston-Salem sees your church and *raises* this...

[static.panoramio.com image 850x637]


A tampon?
 
2013-10-30 12:33:10 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: HMS_Blinkin: ...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?

OK, link fail, forget I said anything.


I found it on Google Maps' satellite shot, but the street views looked...inconsistent with the top-down view.
 
2013-10-30 12:34:15 PM  
do they still worship jesus or are their supplications directed more toward the big juan?

Trinity:  Juan and the twins.

Don't they also make a fine cider in Dixion?
 
2013-10-30 12:35:21 PM  

KarmicDisaster: The golden penis.
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x981]

/hot
/penis


AND it's ribbed for neighborhood pleasure!
 
2013-10-30 12:35:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

/Proudly farking the sky since 1982
 
2013-10-30 12:35:51 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: HungryHungryHippo: Winston-Salem sees your church and *raises* this...

[static.panoramio.com image 850x637]

A tampon?


Nicely done, sir.
 
2013-10-30 12:36:22 PM  

JohnCarter: Could be worse, could be a swastika penis

[db2.stb.s-msn.com image 500x350]


That would make quite the helicoptor dick.
 
2013-10-30 12:37:14 PM  

Trainspotr: HMS_Blinkin: HMS_Blinkin: ...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?

OK, link fail, forget I said anything.

I found it on Google Maps' satellite shot, but the street views looked...inconsistent with the top-down view.


I think the street views are of a completely different place. Ended up in a tunnel while trying to look at it.
 
2013-10-30 12:37:24 PM  

Mad Scientist: Ypsi represent!

[www.detroitfunk.com image 450x320]


The Ypsi pee pee!! So many memories...so many of them fuzzy...

/ex-boyfriend was in a Frat that had a house right across the street. If you lost a Euchere game you had to run around the pee pee naked. Not sure it was ever enforced, it was a frat and they were usually drunk when this rule was in place.
/CSS?
 
2013-10-30 12:37:39 PM  
Behold, He has come.
 
2013-10-30 12:42:05 PM  
i.imgur.com

The picture in the article looks more like a turd. The Florida Capitol Building on the other hand...
 
2013-10-30 12:43:19 PM  

JohnCarter: Could be worse, could be a swastika penis

[db2.stb.s-msn.com image 500x350]


Ah, the old Navy amphibious base in Coronado...
 
2013-10-30 12:43:23 PM  
It needs a fountain on the corner.
 
2013-10-30 12:46:18 PM  

YixilTesiphon: Trainspotr: HMS_Blinkin: HMS_Blinkin: ...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?

OK, link fail, forget I said anything.

I found it on Google Maps' satellite shot, but the street views looked...inconsistent with the top-down view.

I think the street views are of a completely different place. Ended up in a tunnel while trying to look at it.


Turn on historical imagery. It was built sometime in the last coupe years. The street view is out of date.
 
2013-10-30 12:51:15 PM  
s7.postimg.org
 
2013-10-30 12:52:15 PM  
I'm thinking this church will see its members swell this weekend.
 
2013-10-30 12:58:48 PM  
More like:

"He is flaccid!"
 
2013-10-30 01:27:59 PM  

iodine: Form follows function?


You're doing it backwards. This time at church, you go into the penis.
 
2013-10-30 01:29:40 PM  

YixilTesiphon: Trainspotr: HMS_Blinkin: HMS_Blinkin: ...pretty sure that's a hoax.   Google satellite map of the intersection it's supposed to be on (2nd and Highland) shows no sign of this building.  Also, Dixon?  Seems too good to be true.

Is there any independent confirmation this place actually exists?

OK, link fail, forget I said anything.

I found it on Google Maps' satellite shot, but the street views looked...inconsistent with the top-down view.

I think the street views are of a completely different place. Ended up in a tunnel while trying to look at it.


Try going around the front.
 
2013-10-30 01:33:20 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s7.postimg.org image 625x475]


Everywehere?
 
2013-10-30 01:38:43 PM  
smartladieslovestuff.com
 
2013-10-30 01:55:20 PM  

WelldeadLink: Welcome to the Duluth dildo library.
http://goo.gl/maps/RrkDp


Love that library, but haven't been there in ages
/pulled their fire alarm when I was ~4-6 and watched in delight at the fire trucks racing down the hill
 
2013-10-30 02:02:03 PM  
What about when they open up the fire hydrant out front?

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-30 03:23:36 PM  
As opposed to, say, "Rising Down?"
 
2013-10-30 04:15:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Some people see a penis everywhere they look.


That's a phalluscy.
 
2013-10-30 05:34:56 PM  
I loved this little tidbit:

Dixon was previously best known as the home of former US president Ronald Reagan during his youth.

Although, admittedly, it would have been funnier if it were in Rick Santorum's hometown
 
2013-10-30 05:37:53 PM  
I'm amused by this because in my religious studies courses, we talked a lot about vaginal imagery in churches.
 
2013-10-30 06:00:12 PM  
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

Approves.
 
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