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(Mirror.co.uk)   Doctors grow disfigured teenage girl a new face on her breast and then transplant it. The only side effect encountered up to this point is that when the temperature drops she begins to resemble Pinocchio   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Cool, Pinocchio, organ transplants, side effects, Fujian Province, fishing village  
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2013-10-30 12:22:01 PM  
We live in an age of miracles. This is awesome.
 
2013-10-30 01:03:07 PM  
nipple nose
 
2013-10-30 01:03:34 PM  
Hey, buddy. My Eyes are down here.
 
2013-10-30 01:03:57 PM  
So you could look her in the face and still stare at her boobs? Brilliant!
 
2013-10-30 01:04:32 PM  
Holy crap, the before and especially the after pictures are really amazing.
 
2013-10-30 01:04:36 PM  
www.lolroflmao.com

// because this site wants to run javascript from 20 different domains, fark that. WTF is wrong with web developers today?
 
2013-10-30 01:05:08 PM  
That's actually pretty great. There are so many burn victims who could use this kind of therapy.

Extending this kind of treatment to women injured in acid attacks would be something I'd be ecstatic to see.
 
2013-10-30 01:05:12 PM  
So will she constantly look dazed by her own headlights?
 
2013-10-30 01:06:57 PM  
Wow.

Awesome. Just... extremely awesome.
 
2013-10-30 01:07:16 PM  
So they took the first base option out and just let you round on out to second base.
 
2013-10-30 01:09:52 PM  
This is just TITS!
 
2013-10-30 01:10:51 PM  
This is pretty amazing stuff. They did a good job.
 
2013-10-30 01:13:20 PM  
weirdestboner.jpg
 
2013-10-30 01:15:30 PM  
I'm thinking of that guy in Total Recall with the face on his belly... And also the girl with three boobs.
 
2013-10-30 01:15:31 PM  
Notice how the article repeatedly features the word "breast" in all caps.

I said BREAST.
 
2013-10-30 01:16:03 PM  
So she has to wear shear bra to see out of?
 
2013-10-30 01:17:14 PM  

Reaperman: So she has to wear shear bra to see out of?


*a* shear bra
 
2013-10-30 01:24:26 PM  
The results are excellent. Glad I'm not the first or last to say so.
 
2013-10-30 01:26:16 PM  

doczoidberg: Notice how the article repeatedly features the word "breast" in all caps.

I said BREAST.


That's what British writers do.
 
2013-10-30 01:26:23 PM  

Reaperman: Reaperman: So she has to wear shear bra to see out of?

*a* shear bra


*sheer.
 
2013-10-30 01:26:59 PM  
Should of spent the money on boob implants
 
2013-10-30 01:36:33 PM  
Nice. I assume this means she won't need to take anti-rejection drugs. Awesome.
 
2013-10-30 01:41:40 PM  
While the story is good, subby's headline is all sorts of wrong.
 
2013-10-30 01:42:50 PM  
Oh wow. If this works long term, that's amazing. Even with the swelling she looks great.
 
2013-10-30 01:53:15 PM  
i44.tinypic.com

(Note to moderator: male nipple. Don't ban me bro)
 
2013-10-30 01:59:21 PM  

lordargent: [www.lolroflmao.com image 400x460]

// because this site wants to run javascript from 20 different domains, fark that. WTF is wrong with web developers today?


It's not the developers fault - they just have to do what they're told; it's their company's beancounters' fault. One of the prime examples of the replacement of self-hosted code with "out-coded" CDN solutions is JQuery. They tell you to reference their own libraries so you get auto-updates. That's fine, until their f*cking server goes down. You're right, it gets worse all the time. But don't expect a change anytime soon, since it's easier to host one copy of code than have redundant updates being pushed out. It's just a matter of economic and technological scale until improved data compression algorithms are invented, which may once again set data free. But for now it's too late, the salesmen have won, and we're trapped by economic limitations.

Wow. Now I want to go kill myself.
 
2013-10-30 02:14:07 PM  
A lot of people don't this but, Geraldo Rivera had a similar accident and they grew him a new face on his anus, which explains why he is a total arse-hole.
 
2013-10-30 02:58:14 PM  
WOW!
 
2013-10-30 03:10:57 PM  

boinkingbill: A lot of people don't this but, Geraldo Rivera had a similar accident and they grew him a new face on his anus, which explains why he is a total arse-hole.


I know I didn't this.
 
2013-10-30 04:06:43 PM  
It must have been a small face if she's Chinese.
 
2013-10-30 04:14:04 PM  
No wonder her new face looks so touchable.
 
2013-10-30 05:31:36 PM  

DSummZZZ: boinkingbill: A lot of people don't this but, Geraldo Rivera had a similar accident and they grew him a new face on his anus, which explains why he is a total arse-hole.

I know I didn't this.


The whole thing?
 
2013-10-30 06:40:25 PM  
www.ripitup.com.au
Yay science!

/story warmed my normally frozen heart
 
2013-10-30 08:14:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 400x521]

(Note to moderator: male nipple. Don't ban me bro)


Funny that you cant visually tell the difference between a male & female nipple.  But somehow a male nipple is OK and a female nipple is not.
 
2013-10-30 09:39:08 PM  

LadySusan: Nice. I assume this means she won't need to take anti-rejection drugs. Awesome.


Maybe, maybe not.
Sometimes you just have to play it safe and use the roofies.
 
2013-10-30 11:36:25 PM  

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: We live in an age of miracles. This is awesome.


Medicine is magical and magical is art the boy in the bubble and the baby with the baboon heart. And I believe, these are the days of lasers in the jungle, lasers in the jungle somewhere. Staccato signals of constant information...
 
2013-10-31 12:09:48 AM  

shtychkn: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 400x521]

(Note to moderator: male nipple. Don't ban me bro)

Funny that you cant visually tell the difference between a male & female nipple.  But somehow a male nipple is OK and a female nipple is not.


Women have hairy nipples too?
 
2013-10-31 12:20:45 AM  
Yes but you do not want to know where they got her new lips and eyebrows. Or maybe you do
 
2013-10-31 12:36:48 AM  

brimed03: Reaperman: Reaperman: So she has to wear shear bra to see out of?

*a* shear bra

*sheer.


Well, technically, "shear" works too.  Since one would assume she'd be able to see through the large gash in the middle.

/and somewhere, there's a geological pun to be made with the words "shear" and "cleavage"
 
2013-10-31 02:56:42 AM  

lordargent: [www.lolroflmao.com image 400x460]

// because this site wants to run javascript from 20 different domains, fark that. WTF is wrong with web developers today?


I was using firefox and didn't have the problem. I can't tell you for sure that's why.
 
2013-10-31 06:44:24 PM  
I would think the issue is that she'd squint every time it got cold.
 
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