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(96.5 The Fox)   Suspect breaks into home, cooks bacon, leaves. Every man on Earth wanted for questioning   (965thefox.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-30 12:16:00 PM
bacontoday.com
 
2013-10-30 12:16:45 PM
I had bacon and beer for breakfast this morning. Not at this lady's house, though.
 
2013-10-30 12:16:47 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-30 12:17:36 PM
onthefiringlines.com
 
2013-10-30 12:18:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-30 12:18:55 PM
Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.
 
2013-10-30 12:19:18 PM
anotherjennifer.com
 
2013-10-30 12:19:52 PM
Was the bathtub running over?

Stereo on?

He could have at least come back to tell us why.

/TMBG
 
2013-10-30 12:20:30 PM
The author had a pretty good sense of humor...
 
2013-10-30 12:20:43 PM

drongozone: Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.


Vegan-like typing detected.
 
2013-10-30 12:22:43 PM
American bacon:
www.guide-irlande.com

Canadian bacon:
images.wisegeek.com

What the fark is wrong with you, Canada?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-30 12:24:27 PM
Wanted... so we can all shake his hand.
 
2013-10-30 12:24:50 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: American bacon:


Canadian bacon:


What the fark is wrong with you, Canada?


We like to have bacon with our bacon. Nothing's wrong with us.
 
2013-10-30 12:25:00 PM

drongozone: Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-30 12:26:20 PM
He was just trying to make a smoke bomb...

i2.listal.com
 
2013-10-30 12:28:59 PM

Russ1642: Sin_City_Superhero: American bacon:


Canadian bacon:


What the fark is wrong with you, Canada?

We like to have bacon with our bacon. Nothing's wrong with us.


yo dawg, eh?
 
2013-10-30 12:29:21 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: drongozone: Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x376]


Read my post again--I said it is a fine food. I don't dislike it.
 
2013-10-30 12:29:57 PM
Let's face it. Bacon is great but the clean-up is a pain.

We can all understand why a guy would do this. And if it wasn't bacon, it would be something else. We all have some chore we hate to do enough to break into somebody else's house to avoid doing it.

Cowardice makes law-abiding citizens of, well, most of us but not us all.
 
2013-10-30 12:30:45 PM

drongozone: Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.


Blasphemer.
 
2013-10-30 12:31:10 PM
Random act of kindness?
 
2013-10-30 12:31:25 PM

brantgoose: Let's face it. Bacon is great but the clean-up is a pain.

We can all understand why a guy would do this. And if it wasn't bacon, it would be something else. We all have some chore we hate to do enough to break into somebody else's house to avoid doing it.

Cowardice makes law-abiding citizens of, well, most of us but not us all.


What's so hard about cleaning up after cooking bacon? You just toss a couple eggs in the pan and the eggs soak that grease right up. Then it's just a quick rinse of the pan with hot water and you're back where you started plus bacon and eggs.
 
2013-10-30 12:31:36 PM
Of all the silly things that we like on the internet, the bacon craze is one of my favorites. Bring it on.
 
2013-10-30 12:32:09 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: drongozone: Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x376]


Note that grongozone didn't say that he didn't like bacon, just the intertard bacon hype machine in overload.
 
2013-10-30 12:35:04 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: brantgoose: Let's face it. Bacon is great but the clean-up is a pain.

We can all understand why a guy would do this. And if it wasn't bacon, it would be something else. We all have some chore we hate to do enough to break into somebody else's house to avoid doing it.

Cowardice makes law-abiding citizens of, well, most of us but not us all.

What's so hard about cleaning up after cooking bacon? You just toss a couple eggs in the pan and the eggs soak that grease right up. Then it's just a quick rinse of the pan with hot water and you're back where you started plus bacon and eggs.


A high quality non-stick pan is worth its weight in gold.
 
2013-10-30 12:45:14 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: What's so hard about cleaning up after cooking bacon? You just toss a couple eggs in the pan and the eggs soak that grease right up. Then it's just a quick rinse of the pan with hot water and you're back where you started plus bacon and eggs

let the little lady earn her keep.

FTFY

www.cleandishwasher.org
 
2013-10-30 12:49:28 PM
me thinks our victim sleep-bacons and doesnt know it.
 
2013-10-30 12:51:42 PM
We should drink a toast to this man, but nobody likes soggy toast.
 
2013-10-30 12:54:34 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: American bacon:
[www.guide-irlande.com image 850x637]

Canadian bacon:
[images.wisegeek.com image 850x592]

What the fark is wrong with you, Canada?


I like 'em both!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-30 01:02:45 PM

drongozone: Oh stop with the bacon crap already. Sure, it's a fine food, but the whole internet going absolutely GAGA over it is really stupid.


cdn8.staztic.com

/i keed i keed
 
2013-10-30 01:03:26 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: AverageAmericanGuy: What's so hard about cleaning up after cooking bacon? You just toss a couple eggs in the pan and the eggs soak that grease right up. Then it's just a quick rinse of the pan with hot water and you're back where you started plus bacon and eggs let the little lady earn her keep.

FTFY


"So I was complaining to my friend at the office that my dishwasher was broken and making groaning noises... He tells me all I need to do is slap her a little harder."

/Ba-dum-tshhhh
 
2013-10-30 01:03:53 PM
Sorry subby, many Jewish and Muslim men won't participate in your "all men" category, though I am sure some of them want to.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-30 01:12:33 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: AverageAmericanGuy: What's so hard about cleaning up after cooking bacon? You just toss a couple eggs in the pan and the eggs soak that grease right up. Then it's just a quick rinse of the pan with hot water and you're back where you started plus bacon and eggs let the little lady earn her keep.

FTFY

[www.cleandishwasher.org image 397x363]


Pro-tip: Don't sleep with both eyes shut, Mr. Bobbit


/lol
 
2013-10-30 01:38:23 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: American bacon:
[www.guide-irlande.com image 850x637]

Canadian bacon:
[images.wisegeek.com image 850x592]

What the fark is wrong with you, Canada?


Right back at ya, Sin, what the fark!  We don't call it Canadian Bacon.  We call it Back Bacon.  And we call that other stuff, wait for it,...Bacon.

While we're at it, we don't call American Cheese, 'American Cheese' either.  We call it Individually Wrapped Process Cheese Slices.  Unlike one country that I won't name, we don't feel the need nationally tag everything that's sub-par, eh.

Except for Harper, we do call him the Canadian Prime Minister.
 
2013-10-30 01:53:54 PM

Type random string here: Unlike one country that I won't name, we don't feel the need nationally tag everything that's sub-par, eh.


I'm right there with ya, on that one. Farkin' Swiss...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-30 05:43:42 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-30 06:33:39 PM
Suspect breaks into home, cooks bacon, leaves.

What kind of leaves do you cook with bacon?
 
2013-10-30 09:37:15 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Suspect breaks into home, cooks bacon, leaves.

What kind of leaves do you cook with bacon?


Maybe the same kind you cook with shoots.
 
2013-10-30 11:31:47 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Suspect breaks into home, cooks bacon, leaves.

What kind of leaves do you cook with bacon?


I think it's one of those misplaced comma things. Should read "cooks bacon leaves".
www.impactlab.net
 
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