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(Time)   Sure, the rich are different--but do they really crap gold bars?   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 40
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TWX
2013-10-30 12:46:45 PM  
New meaning to shiatting a brick?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-30 12:47:41 PM  
Protip: anytime you find that much money just sitting around bad people are somehow involved and you should just leave it alone lest you wind up getting a visit from this guy:

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-30 12:49:14 PM  
www.marketmenot.com
 
2013-10-30 12:52:16 PM  
cartermatt.com

Approves.
 
2013-10-30 12:53:23 PM  
To poop out that many bars, it would require a LOT of fiber in the diet
 
2013-10-30 12:54:15 PM  
Wonder where the police will keep those 120 pieces of gold bar?
 
2013-10-30 12:54:18 PM  

mainstreet62: [cartermatt.com image 400x300]

Approves.


Thank you.
 
2013-10-30 12:54:59 PM  
www.ithinkyoushould.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-10-30 12:55:00 PM  
I'm wondering if the bars are actually like in the toilet or in the tank.
 
2013-10-30 12:58:40 PM  
If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?
 
2013-10-30 12:58:41 PM  
pfttt. Rich People. they do not understand what it like to not be able to pull money out of their ass
 
2013-10-30 12:59:40 PM  
Somebody check the local ditches for a dead mule.
 
2013-10-30 12:59:56 PM  

durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?


Hammer it into a cube-like shape?
 
2013-10-30 12:59:58 PM  

FatherChaos: [www.ithinkyoushould.com image 255x382]

Wanted for questioning.


Naw, that guy craps out gold hairballs. He almost choked to death in his sleep once, they found his hair wrapped around his uvula.
 
2013-10-30 01:00:02 PM  
I have called this press conference to say that this is an impressive cache of gold

talkbacker.com

FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
2013-10-30 01:01:32 PM  

skozlaw: Protip: anytime you find that much money just sitting around bad people are somehow involved and you should just leave it alone lest you wind up getting a visit from this guy:

[img.photobucket.com image 300x299]


You rang?

/Call it.
 
2013-10-30 01:02:16 PM  
Drink enough of this and you will.
www.thebeveragestore.com
 
2013-10-30 01:02:35 PM  

durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?


Anywhere you wanted after you melted them and reformed them.
 
2013-10-30 01:02:41 PM  

durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing... They are stamped and likely easily traceable. So where would I sell them?


Gold is pretty easy to melt. I'd make gold coins with my face on one side, and my naked ass on the other. "Heads - I win. Tails - you lose"
 
2013-10-30 01:02:57 PM  
FTFA: That's a lot of gold to literally just flush down the toilet.

But they didn't literally do that.  I'm also literally being facetious, figuratively speaking.
 
GBB
2013-10-30 01:06:20 PM  

durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?


www.zuguide.com
Who have you been talking to about my gold bars?
 
2013-10-30 01:08:38 PM  

lennavan: durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?

Anywhere you wanted after you melted them and reformed them.


That's what I was thinking, I mean damn a propane torch and your all set. Don't even need to melt them all the way down. Just disfigure them and then cut them up.
 
2013-10-30 01:08:46 PM  

durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?


Gold melts easily, right?
 
2013-10-30 01:14:25 PM  
This guy definitely does,
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-30 01:17:12 PM  

Fano: durbnpoisn: If that were me cleaning in there, you can guarantee I would have pocketed at least 2 of those things.

Except for one thing...  They are stamped and likely easily traceable.  So where would I sell them?

Gold melts easily, right?


Hell, it hammers flat pretty easily.
 
2013-10-30 01:27:24 PM  
They have been found?

El Jefe will be most displeased.
 
2013-10-30 01:31:02 PM  

dabbletech: Wonder where the police will keep those 120 pieces of gold bar?


Hey now! Those 100 bars are securely locked up.
 
2013-10-30 01:50:36 PM  
southofheaven.typepad.com
 
2013-10-30 01:54:33 PM  

mainstreet62: [cartermatt.com image 400x300]

Approves.


Now all we need to know is where do whores go?
 
2013-10-30 01:54:58 PM  
 
2013-10-30 01:56:51 PM  
Wasn't there some story yesterday about some dude who converted his life savings to gold and then claimed to throw it away in order to hide it from his soon-to-be-ex-wife?  Maybe he knows something about this.
 
2013-10-30 01:58:05 PM  

the cake is a pie: Followup?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7990754


Oops.  That's what I get for summarizing.
 
2013-10-30 02:03:21 PM  

brimed03: dabbletech: Wonder where the police will keep those 120 pieces of gold bar?

Hey now! Those 100 bars are securely locked up.


There is a room in the back where they can hold all 75 bars.
 
2013-10-30 02:38:28 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Just did before I got in my bath."
 
2013-10-30 03:12:56 PM  

omgbears: mainstreet62: [cartermatt.com image 400x300]

Approves.

Now all we need to know is where do whores go?


When you find out, make sure you tell GRRM. He really wants to know, if the fifty-some-odd-times that phrase gets re-used are any indicator.
 
2013-10-30 03:15:38 PM  
...and it tonight's programme, a millionaire reveals what it's like to have piles of gold...

...wealthy, but uncomfortable.

/Two Ronnies c. 1972
 
2013-10-30 03:25:56 PM  

omgbears: mainstreet62: [cartermatt.com image 400x300]

Approves.

Now all we need to know is where do whores go?


Ah, so that's who that is... hmm. It's pretty sad that I didn't know from the screenshot, but the phrase I got immediately.

Besides, wouldn't that be a spoiler for most of Fark?
 
2013-10-30 03:30:06 PM  
dorkydivaduo.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-30 04:12:30 PM  
I see TIME has not been to Cherry Creek Mall in Denver and paid attention to the high end Russian women parading around ... I guarantee you some of them crap gold bars ...
 
2013-10-30 10:02:37 PM  
Let's use crossbows to shoot all the rich people while they sit on the toilet, just to find out.
 
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