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(Tamworth Herald)   Halloween-mad Dad shares his delightful home with his wife, two kids.. Freddie Kruger, Chuckie, Pinhead, Jigsaw and a Leprechaun   (tamworthherald.co.uk) divider line 15
    More: Scary, Halloween, Jigsaw, Freddie Kruger, leprechauns  
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2013-10-30 10:52:33 AM
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2013-10-30 10:52:57 AM
Wow, did he make those in art class?  Looks like he spent a whole hour making all of them.
 
2013-10-30 10:53:05 AM
You want to be scared? Live with my kids.
 
2013-10-30 10:56:23 AM
Was watching a documentary on Netflix streaming last night called "American Scream" about 3 suburban families in Fairhaven, Massachusetts who are into "Halloween Haunts" aka decorating their houses in an extreme manner for Halloween. Interesting if you'd like to check it out. I'm about halfway thru it. One guy is about to lose his job but it is still out buying junk for his "haunt" including a used coffin for $200. He justifies spending thousands of dollars on Halloween junk right before he's about to lose his job by saying "My mortgage is just 5 years away from being paid off, so it's not like we're gonna lose the house or nuthin". The scary thing is he's the smartest/most sane of the three "Halloween haunters" they focus on. One is a old father/son team who seem mentally deficient.
 
2013-10-30 11:27:37 AM
You can take out three of those guys with a blanket.
 
2013-10-30 12:15:51 PM
I gotta say... I reallllly don't 'get' halloween.

It's the most annoying time of the year for me.

Every other holiday I get. Christmas, obviously. Thanksgiving, even Labour Day. Even Valentine's Day.

But Halloween is just retarded. I don't understand it.

Every year I come closer to getting a hernia in my eyes from rolling them so hard at all the nonsense.
 
2013-10-30 12:54:11 PM

sure haven't: I gotta say... I reallllly don't 'get' halloween.

It's the most annoying time of the year for me.

Every other holiday I get. Christmas, obviously. Thanksgiving, even Labour Day. Even Valentine's Day.

But Halloween is just retarded. I don't understand it.

Every year I come closer to getting a hernia in my eyes from rolling them so hard at all the nonsense.


Every holiday celebrates an emotion. Halloween's claim is fun. Perhaps, if you took the stick out of your ass, you'd be able to appreciate it.
 
2013-10-30 01:00:35 PM

Carousel Beast: sure haven't: I gotta say... I reallllly don't 'get' halloween.

It's the most annoying time of the year for me.

Every other holiday I get. Christmas, obviously. Thanksgiving, even Labour Day. Even Valentine's Day.

But Halloween is just retarded. I don't understand it.

Every year I come closer to getting a hernia in my eyes from rolling them so hard at all the nonsense.

Every holiday celebrates an emotion. Halloween's claim is fun. Perhaps, if you took the stick out of your ass, you'd be able to appreciate it.


Halloween was much more enjoyable when our kids were small. It's gaining again as the grand kids are getting into it. I still don't care for the decorations. Pumpkins and leaves and acorns I love, but spiders and witches not so much.
 
2013-10-30 01:03:53 PM
I will light up the fire pit, get the hot cider ready, rum for the adults to add in, and load up on sugary sweets.

There will be about 12 kids that will come by the house, and they will bring about 30 parents with them.

I'll spend most of my time keeping the flammable away from the flames.
 
2013-10-30 01:09:39 PM

Carousel Beast: Every holiday celebrates an emotion. Halloween's claim is fun. Perhaps, if you took the stick out of your ass, you'd be able to appreciate it.


I think I ended my post wrong. I don't really roll my eyes. I'm not looking down on it. I just find it all extremely annoying. It's just seems so dumb to me.

I also think horror movies are stupid. I just don't get the whole "it's so cool to dress up like we're dead and chopped up!". It makes no sense to me.
 
2013-10-30 02:36:21 PM

sure haven't: I gotta say... I reallllly don't 'get' halloween.

It's the most annoying time of the year for me.

Every other holiday I get. Christmas, obviously. Thanksgiving, even Labour Day. Even Valentine's Day.

But Halloween is just retarded. I don't understand it.

Every year I come closer to getting a hernia in my eyes from rolling them so hard at all the nonsense.


Halloween is the only holiday on college campuses where most of the students are still on campus. Take away Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc. and what is Halloween used for? An excuse for an elaborate costume party full of alcohol. -In college it doesn't get better than Halloween for parties.
 
2013-10-30 03:18:23 PM

sure haven't: Carousel Beast: Every holiday celebrates an emotion. Halloween's claim is fun. Perhaps, if you took the stick out of your ass, you'd be able to appreciate it.

I think I ended my post wrong. I don't really roll my eyes. I'm not looking down on it. I just find it all extremely annoying. It's just seems so dumb to me.

I also think horror movies are stupid. I just don't get the whole "it's so cool to dress up like we're dead and chopped up!". It makes no sense to me.


Have you ever dressed up like you were dead and chopped up?

Anyway, those are extremely boring.  I've seen pumpkins craved with more detail and creativity.
 
2013-10-30 04:25:05 PM

sure haven't: I gotta say... I reallllly don't 'get' halloween.

It's the most annoying time of the year for me.

Every other holiday I get. Christmas, obviously. Thanksgiving, even Labour Day. Even Valentine's Day.

But Halloween is just retarded. I don't understand it.

Every year I come closer to getting a hernia in my eyes from rolling them so hard at all the nonsense.


Halloween is about death.  Autumn is about death.  Most holidays have a direct seasonal parallel.  What's so complicated?
 
2013-10-31 07:01:28 AM
Halloween is my Christmas. I'd be doing elaborate decorations myself if I wasn't dirt poor. I'm even trying to get my friends to exchange gifts for it, but so far no takers. Sometimes it sucks being the only one who gives a fark.
 
2013-10-31 10:04:37 AM

Boris S. Wort: Halloween is about death. Autumn is about death. Most holidays have a direct seasonal parallel. What's so complicated?


I never said it was complicated. I just think it's annoying.
 
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