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(NBC Chicago)   I triple dog dare you to touch that statue with your tongue   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 6
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2013-10-30 10:22:16 AM
My cousin's son did this a few years ago. He was sent home from school with his tongue bleeding. His little sister didn't believe the story and tried it out at home later and got her tongue stuck on a swing set. The parents had zero sympathy for her. Curiosity gets the better of kids sometimes.
 
2013-10-30 10:22:37 AM
Well smartass, go on and do it!
 
2013-10-30 11:05:43 AM
Wait, why does the statue have my tongue??
 
2013-10-30 11:35:24 AM
You just violated several kid protocols by going right to Triple Dog Dare. I could see a Double Dog but Triple? Sorry. I can call you crazy and walk away with my dignity intact. No one but a crazy person would triple Dog Dare someone right out of the chute.

And I Triple Dog Dare you to prove me wrong. Aw crap.
 
2013-10-30 12:38:26 PM

Harry Freakstorm: You just violated several kid protocols by going right to Triple Dog Dare. I could see a Double Dog but Triple? Sorry. I can call you crazy and walk away with my dignity intact. No one but a crazy person would triple Dog Dare someone right out of the chute.

And I Triple Dog Dare you to prove me wrong. Aw crap.


I've never seen a Quadruple Dog Dare successfully executed. It's like the quadruple lutz of the Dog Dare world.
 
2013-10-31 01:40:54 PM
The hidden story here is how they erected a bronze statue to a former porn star.

Yes it was a short career, but licking flag poles was not the only thing  Scotty used that tongue for.

/who gets into that industry for the non-sexual roles?  I mean really?
 
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