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(Metro)   How not to consummate your marriage: Rule No. 1: Don't let your mom book your hotel. Rule No. 2: Don't breach your bail conditions   ( divider line
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2013-10-30 10:33:41 AM  
Shouldn't that be "how to"?
2013-10-30 10:35:11 AM  
Don't bleach your ball contusions?

/cleans glasses. Oh.
2013-10-30 10:35:54 AM  
An understanding judge who didn't throw the book at a felon due to reasonable circumstances?  This would never happen in the US.
2013-10-30 10:45:22 AM  
Don't invite one or more party clowns to film the occasion
2013-10-30 10:59:23 AM  

Mega Steve: Don't invite one or more party clowns to film the occasion

And most certainly don't post links to it in this thread!
2013-10-30 11:27:28 AM  

algrant33: Shouldn't that be "how to"?

This. Subby fail.
2013-10-30 11:33:02 AM  
I wonder how the cops found out, ankle bracelet?
2013-10-30 12:01:22 PM  
Double negatives, how don't they not work?
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