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2013-10-30 06:54:36 AM
Good for her, fat kids never have anyone tell them they're fat so they are most likely completely unaware.
 
2013-10-30 07:08:44 AM
And eggs. Many eggs will be sold tomorrow.
 
2013-10-30 07:20:06 AM
Fatty fatty, two by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door,
So he went on the floor.

/What a biatch.
 
2013-10-30 07:21:46 AM
While I do have a certain take on Halloween; "Having kids dress up as monsters and send them out to beg for candy? I don't see the point", I'm not going to shiat on other's parades.
 
2013-10-30 07:22:30 AM
She's probably the same woman who gives tips of "don't be gay" on her restaurant bills.
 
2013-10-30 07:23:15 AM
what an a**hole move.
 
2013-10-30 07:25:09 AM
Hope she enjoys those eggs and toilet paper streams... not to mention bust out windows, slashed tires, flaming poop in a bag, etc... she is gonna have a blast.
 
2013-10-30 07:27:02 AM
Can't they use her letters as toilet paper?
 
2013-10-30 07:27:06 AM
If I were a purveyor of toilet paper in Fargo, I'd let fat kids have toilet paper for free.

And eggs.  On the condition they use the eggs on this twunt's house.
 
2013-10-30 07:28:41 AM
A self-righteous posturing fat-shamer? What's her fark handle?
 
2013-10-30 07:28:48 AM

Capo Del Bandito: While I do have a certain take on Halloween; "Having kids dress up as monsters and send them out to beg for candy? I don't see the point", I'm not going to shiat on other's parades.


Thank you. If you have a problem with Halloween, turn out your lights and go out to dinner. I can't stand the self-righteousness jerk bags who hand out religious pamphlets, or tooth brushes and the like. We get it, you religion/belief doesn't allow you to have fun, great. Keep it to your self.
 
2013-10-30 07:29:27 AM

IntertubeUser: If I were a purveyor of toilet paper in Fargo, I'd let fat kids have toilet paper for free.

And eggs.  On the condition they use the eggs on this twunt's house.


make sure to instruct on the proper usage of the flaming poop bag as well... maybe a pamphlet. :P
 
2013-10-30 07:30:15 AM
So is she giving letters only to the fatties and candy to the skinnies?

/I can has reading comprehension?

//and yes, I'm sure someone's kids will be dressed as Somalis.
 
2013-10-30 07:30:57 AM
I got a crumpled up letter saying, "Go be fat somewhere else"
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2013-10-30 07:32:26 AM

rnatalie: She's probably the same woman who gives tips of "don't be gay" on her restaurant bills.


Yeah, because the right wing religious wackos tend to be skinny folks.  This one reads left wing "6th Degree Vegan" crazy.
 
2013-10-30 07:32:55 AM
How about just giving all the kids something other than candy but still fun, with a little explanation?

Love her idiotic assumption that all average-weight kids are healthy and can eat all the candy they want without effect.

How about worrying about the health of the non overweight kids too? They're not better off than the obese kids when you hand them a sack of sugar.

If you're going to wring your hands and think of the children, how about giving up the idea that a skinny kid can eat a lot of crap, no problem.
 
2013-10-30 07:33:35 AM
So fat kids will learn to beat up kindergarteners for their candy. Seems easy enough.
 
2013-10-30 07:34:57 AM
Perhaps she should just give a friendly smile to her kids at Christmas, to raise awareness of the corporate takeover of that holiday, instead of gifts. /just don't give anything, you stupid self righteous meddling bich
 
2013-10-30 07:36:05 AM

Nuclear Monk: I got a crumpled up letter saying, "Go be fat somewhere else"


Lol. Nice
 
2013-10-30 07:36:17 AM
Why not just give out some kind of sugar free candy?
 
2013-10-30 07:36:19 AM
What a coont
 
2013-10-30 07:36:56 AM
God, where to start on this one.  How about the fact that truly obese children are almost invariably going to be that way due to genetics they cannot control rather than crappy diet.  Not that crappy diet won't help, but if you see a 100 pound 8-year-old it's probably got little to do with what's for breakfast and more to do with dad being a sumo wrestler.

Oh, then there's the part where this cwat is literally telling the parent of every fat kid that she knows how to raise their own kid better than them.  I'm sure that'll go over real well.  There's no chance that one of those parents will have anger management issues and poor impulse control and decide to express their respectful disapproval of her principles with their fists.

It's a special kind of attention whore that does it to make themselves feel superior to everyone else. I hope that air of superiority provides some comfort as she's nursing a black eye and cleaning metric tons of egg off her house's walls.
 
2013-10-30 07:37:47 AM
She has a point.
I'm still going to give out candy tomorrow and the day after, but I concede that the woman does have a point.
I wouldn't ever single out the "fat kids" though. If I was to take her words to heart I wouldn't give refined-sugary candy to any kids at all. Maybe small strips of beef jerky or some other meaty snack instead to rile up the vegetarians.
 
2013-10-30 07:39:15 AM
Fark: where people want to tax, restrict, and ban junk food, but still biatch when someone puts the sentiment on writing.

/ busybodies suck
// so do fat people
 
2013-10-30 07:41:11 AM
It'll be okay, I learned from FARK that fat people don't have feelings, so no one is hurt by this.
 
2013-10-30 07:41:34 AM

super_grass: Fark: where people want to tax, restrict, and ban junk food, but still biatch when someone puts the sentiment on writing.

/ busybodies suck
// so do fat people

/// esp. the ones who are fat because they are disabled... those are the worst.


/FTFY
 
2013-10-30 07:43:12 AM
Wah!! They're taking Christ out of Halloween!

 Wait... that's not it...
 
2013-10-30 07:44:42 AM
A farking Boba Fett Helmet. Sure, how hard could it be? I got a lot of work to do tonight.
 
2013-10-30 07:45:17 AM

EvilEgg: It'll be okay, I learned from FARK that fat people don't have feelings, so no one is hurt by this.


I just wanted to say... damn, you have been everywhere except Hawaii ??? WTF is wrong with you? seriously.... grass skirts, roasted pig in a pit, gorgeous beaches.... etc... what are you waiting for???

/bring me back some of that black salt :)
 
2013-10-30 07:46:01 AM
She should give out small bags of carrots along with the letter.
 
2013-10-30 07:46:26 AM
Does she think refined sugar is good for thin or fit kids? There is the option of just keeping your porch light off. It seems her house is far more likely to be egged or TPed for the letter than for just not participating.
 
2013-10-30 07:46:37 AM

Deep Contact: She should give out small bags of carrots along with the letter.


and packs of fat free ranch dressing right?
 
2013-10-30 07:47:23 AM

super_grass: Fark: where people want to tax, restrict, and ban junk food,


Are you sure you're not confusing Fark with NYC?

/Seriously, I don't think I've seen anyone here express such sentiments before...
 
2013-10-30 07:50:18 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: EvilEgg: It'll be okay, I learned from FARK that fat people don't have feelings, so no one is hurt by this.

I just wanted to say... damn, you have been everywhere except Hawaii ??? WTF is wrong with you? seriously.... grass skirts, roasted pig in a pit, gorgeous beaches.... etc... what are you waiting for???

/bring me back some of that black salt :)


I travel a lot for business.  I keep meaning to go there, soon.
 
2013-10-30 07:50:27 AM

RobSeace: super_grass: Fark: where people want to tax, restrict, and ban junk food,

Are you sure you're not confusing Fark with NYC?

/Seriously, I don't think I've seen anyone here express such sentiments before...


in all fairness, it is easy to confuse the two... there is roughly the same level of politeness...
 
2013-10-30 07:51:43 AM

EvilEgg: HindiDiscoMonster: EvilEgg: It'll be okay, I learned from FARK that fat people don't have feelings, so no one is hurt by this.

I just wanted to say... damn, you have been everywhere except Hawaii ??? WTF is wrong with you? seriously.... grass skirts, roasted pig in a pit, gorgeous beaches.... etc... what are you waiting for???

/bring me back some of that black salt :)

I travel a lot for business.  I keep meaning to go there, soon.


well, if you do... enjoy (for both of us since I will never get there in my lifetime unless someone launches me out of a cannon).
 
2013-10-30 07:52:11 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Deep Contact: She should give out small bags of carrots along with the letter.

and packs of fat free ranch dressing right?


I guess you could ask the fat kid if they want dressing.
 
2013-10-30 07:52:16 AM

Nuclear Monk: I got a crumpled up letter saying, "Go be fat somewhere else"


I got a hot cocoa sampler box.
 
2013-10-30 07:53:45 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: there is roughly the same level of politeness...


oo yah?
 
2013-10-30 07:55:16 AM

RobSeace: super_grass: Fark: where people want to tax, restrict, and ban junk food,

Are you sure you're not confusing Fark with NYC?

/Seriously, I don't think I've seen anyone here express such sentiments before...


Except the threads about NYC.

Could just be contrarians now that I think about it.
 
2013-10-30 07:55:28 AM

Son of Thunder: A self-righteous posturing fat-shamer? What's her fark handle?


I don't give two farks about fat shaming but don't fark around with Halloween.
 
2013-10-30 07:55:30 AM
Just buy your own damn candy if you want to eat some, why go begging from the rich folks for their handouts? Have some pride kids.
And if you're fat don't despair, some people like fat kids. You might not get on the team, or get any dates, or a summer job, or garner the respect of your friends and family. But someone out there will like you. Maybe.
 
2013-10-30 07:56:32 AM
Out of the blue she calls a radio station to announce her intentions?

She sounds like an insufferable biatch.
 
2013-10-30 07:58:52 AM

kimwim: And eggs. Many eggs will be sold tomorrow.


I predict that people won't be able to see her house for all the egg-splatter on it.
 
2013-10-30 07:59:32 AM
Can't read the story on my phone, and I half suspect this is someone from Fargo I know.
 
2013-10-30 08:00:58 AM
It has been my experience that parents are open and  receptive to the opinion of others when it comes to raisng their kids.
 
2013-10-30 08:01:21 AM

T-Servo: I half suspect this is someone from Fargo I know.


Funny lookin', in a general sort of way?
 
2013-10-30 08:01:57 AM
",chipper-shredders."
 
2013-10-30 08:04:14 AM
No child is responsible for their weight, that's on the parents. It doesn't matter if they're fat due to being on steroids for transplant, asthma, or because their parents have an atrocious diet.

And even if we could totally assume it's 100% their fault, who the fark is anyone to shame them on it? Who the fark thinks that works? We know scientifically it doesn't.

It's a smug excuse to be mean. And of course she's picking on the safest targets, little kids who can't really fight back who are supposed to be polite to adults on Halloween.
 
2013-10-30 08:04:19 AM
My kids are not your kids. your kids are not my kids. it does not take a village to raise kids, it takes parents. leave my kids alone.
 
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