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2013-10-30 08:17:59 AM
www.jeepfan.com

/ just getting this out of the way
 
2013-10-30 08:19:19 AM
Does she like gladiator movies?
 
2013-10-30 08:19:21 AM
Waaaait for it....
 
2013-10-30 08:25:06 AM
From the sound of things it is not really fair to call him a delta pilot, at the time he was just another passenger and seems pretty clear the airline did everything right.

I mean Delta still sucks, but this is sensationalizing.
 
2013-10-30 08:25:54 AM

i.imgur.com

Groping... is NOT ALLOWED on any Delta flight!

 
2013-10-30 08:26:01 AM
Yeah but was she hot?
 
2013-10-30 08:27:14 AM
If this was a transcontinental flight, I'd be ok with it.  You're required to be available for spooning on such long flights.
 
2013-10-30 08:27:32 AM
The article didn't say but is there an extra fee for getting groped?
 
2013-10-30 08:29:01 AM
The girl being in crutches is the cherry on top of this story.
 
2013-10-30 08:29:28 AM
Pascal's hand as "being palm up and feeling him gripping her buttocks

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-30 08:30:27 AM
* elbow*  "What the hell are you doing!"

Good for her. Her parents should be proud.
 
2013-10-30 08:31:10 AM
So buy her a Taylor Swift CD and she'll forget all about it.

Making mountains out of molehills.
 
2013-10-30 08:31:17 AM
It's important that you click the non-UFIA option when booking your flight.
 
2013-10-30 08:33:57 AM
Is it so hard to find a picture of a Delta plane that you have to use one of a United plane?
 
2013-10-30 08:36:28 AM
Hot Deltalina can touch me where ever she likes.
 
2013-10-30 08:38:45 AM
The elbow was too good for him. He should've been cock-punched repeatedly until he stopped. But then again, he probably would have came right then and there.
 
2013-10-30 08:38:57 AM
wow that is farked up haha. what a dumbass. And he's a pilot. What an idiot
 
2013-10-30 08:40:08 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: The elbow was too good for him. He should've been cock-punched repeatedly until he stopped. But then again, he probably would have came right then and there.


She should have kneed him in the nuts and then tied his arms to the rests.  Then she ... brb
 
2013-10-30 08:40:58 AM
Good think she wasn't carrying a guitar.
 
2013-10-30 08:42:00 AM
*whap* "What the hell are you doing!"

"Oh sorry, I fell asleep, and I was dreaming about, err, checking the landing gear."

//window seat please
 
2013-10-30 08:44:10 AM
Giggity
 
2013-10-30 08:46:10 AM
HAs anybody said FARK JEZEBEL yet?
 
2013-10-30 08:47:26 AM
What a creep... To think if he didn't lift up the arm rest, he might actually be able to claim that it was inadvertent.
 
2013-10-30 08:52:07 AM

LionHound: *whap* "What the hell are you doing!"

"Oh sorry, I fell asleep, and I was dreaming about, err, checking the landing gear."

//window seat please


A window seat might actually have kept him otherwise occupied.

/Seat next to crippled 14 y/o, please
 
2013-10-30 08:52:29 AM
Those aren't pillows!!!!
 
2013-10-30 08:52:46 AM
As detailed in the complaint, the girl (who is only identified by her initials, "R.S.")

Short for "Really Sexy"?

/well to the pilot she was anyway
 
2013-10-30 08:53:53 AM

spamdog: Yeah but was she hot?


Yeah really. We're only getting one side of the story here, journalism is dead.
 
2013-10-30 08:57:03 AM
I would read this and join the "What a dirtbag" train, but... Jezebel, dude.
 
2013-10-30 08:57:41 AM
Sick fuhk probably has a Fark handle, this forum seems to be chock full o pedos.

/14 is probably a litle too old for half of you
//*TooOld.jpg*
 
2013-10-30 08:58:43 AM

WTFDYW: HAs anybody said FARK JEZEBEL yet?


Well, to their credit, they weren't calling for his barbequed peener on a stick, but...
The authoress's overreaction was spot on PMSish.
 
2013-10-30 09:01:46 AM

Walker: As detailed in the complaint, the girl (who is only identified by her initials, "R.S.")

Short for "Really Sexy"?



Dude youre talking about a 14 year old girl. How is that even acceptable to you?

I think it would be hilarious if you had a little stay with the convicts and had some sexual misconduct perpetrated on you for a change.

/too early
 
2013-10-30 09:01:55 AM
Reading the comments in that Jezebel article is just depressing.
 
2013-10-30 09:02:58 AM

D_Evans45: Sick fuhk probably has a Fark handle, this forum seems to be chock full o pedos.

/14 is probably a litle too old for half of you
//*TooOld.jpg*


Ephebophilia - the primary or exclusive adult sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents.

Words matter.
 
2013-10-30 09:03:02 AM

D_Evans45: /too early


Are you implying that your low quality trolling will improve as the day wears on?
 
2013-10-30 09:03:15 AM

D_Evans45: Walker: As detailed in the complaint, the girl (who is only identified by her initials, "R.S.")

Short for "Really Sexy"?


Dude youre talking about a 14 year old girl. How is that even acceptable to you?

I think it would be hilarious if you had a little stay with the convicts and had some sexual misconduct perpetrated on you for a change.

/too early


So you're staunchly against sex crimes, but find prison rape hilarious.
 
2013-10-30 09:04:35 AM
I just want you both to know we're all counting on you.
 
2013-10-30 09:05:26 AM
Yes, prison rape is hilarious when its perpetrated on pedos. I just wish they didnt put all the chesters in protective custody, talk about sweet justice.
 
2013-10-30 09:05:57 AM
Salt Lake City?

I hope her husband sorted the guy out when they landed.
 
2013-10-30 09:08:54 AM

macadamnut: Salt Lake City?

I hope her husband sorted the guy out when they landed.


I'm sure he got his necktie buttered.
 
2013-10-30 09:09:10 AM

Rhino_man:
Ephebophilia - the primary or exclusive adult sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents.

Words matter.



Thanks for the informative words Rhino, I cant believe I wasnt up to date on the scientific term for child diddlers. Great contribution, how about another.
 
2013-10-30 09:09:11 AM
She should of farted first and said....'Hey! It's two in the pink and one in the stink!"
 
2013-10-30 09:09:52 AM
Beep Delta....we done already flew up in there.
 
2013-10-30 09:10:02 AM
Every Jezebel article I've ever seen is pure comedy
 
2013-10-30 09:10:11 AM

D_Evans45: Yes, prison rape is hilarious when its perpetrated on pedos.


So if the 14 year old was a pedo, you'd find raping her hilarious? This guy was potentially involved in a comedy routine.
 
2013-10-30 09:10:13 AM
Wow, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
 
2013-10-30 09:10:25 AM
Yall be goin on vacation? See the thing is, if you bout to be up out dis biatch. Check it. Peep Delta. We be flying all ova dis biatch.
 
2013-10-30 09:10:51 AM

vudukungfu: WTFDYW: HAs anybody said FARK JEZEBEL yet?

Well, to their credit, they weren't calling for his barbequed peener on a stick, but...
The authoress's overreaction was spot on PMSish.


Oh yeah, total over reaction to a 14 year old being sexually assaulted on a flight.  Sure.  Fine.  Whatever.
 
2013-10-30 09:12:35 AM

HotWingConspiracy: D_Evans45: Yes, prison rape is hilarious when its perpetrated on pedos.

So if the 14 year old was a pedo, you'd find raping her hilarious? This guy was potentially involved in a comedy routine.



Yes, thats exactly what I implied.
 
2013-10-30 09:13:37 AM

D_Evans45: HotWingConspiracy: D_Evans45: Yes, prison rape is hilarious when its perpetrated on pedos.

So if the 14 year old was a pedo, you'd find raping her hilarious? This guy was potentially involved in a comedy routine.


Yes, thats exactly what I implied.


You didn't imply anything, you said raping people is hilarious.
 
2013-10-30 09:15:26 AM
I said pedos being raped is hilarious, glad to see your reading comprehension is on par with the grade school kids.
 
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