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(BET)   Fifty Cent pleads no contest to vandalism, tells the judge he's a changed man   (bet.com) divider line 20
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540 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Oct 2013 at 7:16 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-30 07:27:37 AM  
img.chan4chan.com
 
2013-10-30 07:30:09 AM  
Isn't being a rapper ,by default, engaging in criminal activity
 
2013-10-30 07:38:21 AM  
I suppose that "changed man" bit is a reference to one of his "songs"?
Shouldn't there be an "obscure?" after it?

/ " "
 
2013-10-30 07:38:32 AM  
I'm sure he'll only get a quarter of the sentence of what non rich people get.
 
2013-10-30 07:59:12 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I'm sure he'll only get a quarter of the sentence of what non rich people get.


I haven't given him a dime of my money.  He has a nickel's worth of sense.
 
2013-10-30 08:05:59 AM  
Another 4-bit incredibly homely black man.
 
2013-10-30 08:25:50 AM  
50 is making change?
So, he's two quarters now?
 
2013-10-30 08:41:50 AM  

YoOjo: 50 is making change?
So, he's two quarters now?


That's your two cents.
 
2013-10-30 08:47:22 AM  
Well a rap thread is good as any. Anybody heard of Common Market? Underground duo. Give the album "Tobacco Road" a sample, good stuff.

/some good tracks "Nothin At All" and "Connect For"
//good positive stuf with no references to guns and crack rocks and big booty hoes and all that nonsense
 
2013-10-30 08:56:18 AM  
Entropy
 
2013-10-30 08:57:59 AM  
Now THAT is a vile pun.
 
2013-10-30 09:03:12 AM  
What you did there, I ¢ it.
 
2013-10-30 09:03:12 AM  
I thought it was spelled "Fiddy Cen".

what the cheapest concert to attend?
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Fiddy Cen and Nickelback

/old joke, I know
 
2013-10-30 09:45:36 AM  
So he committed crimes on probation, and has a long record of crimes. Off to jail with the maximum punishment with him!
 
2013-10-30 09:48:35 AM  

YoOjo: 50 is making change?
So, he's two quarters now?


Two shaves and two hair cuts?
 
2013-10-30 10:35:55 AM  
Fifty cent may be a mediocre rapper, but 5dimes is a very well respected sports betting website, I'm told.
 
2013-10-30 11:18:22 AM  
tralfaz-archives.com

/would like a word
 
2013-10-30 11:47:02 AM  
I don't buy it.
 
2013-10-30 12:00:51 PM  
This will help his street cred
 
2013-10-30 01:23:23 PM  

Lipspinach: I suppose that "changed man" bit is a reference to one of his "songs"?
Shouldn't there be an "obscure?" after it?

/ " "


I hope that '/ " " ' at the end is supposed to be some kind of hint that you're joking.
 
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