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(Daily Mail)   Miley Cyrus frightens parents everywhere by dressing like a role model for Halloween   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Scary, Miley Cyrus, Halloween, language of adoption, wrecking ball, Amanda Bynes, Liam Hemsworth, Missing Girls, wigs  
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12104 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Oct 2013 at 11:06 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-30 10:14:38 AM  
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2013-10-30 11:25:21 AM  
She put away her prehensile tongue and opted to wear clothes?
 
2013-10-30 11:30:21 AM  
Nice try, Miley, but farkers won't buy Hanna Montana posters anymore
 
2013-10-30 11:32:59 AM  
Since the article is only about Miley trying on a couple wigs, can I just post this pic of Alessandra Torresani almost wearing clothes?
nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-30 11:33:37 AM  
I always thought she would go as a metaphor of her career path: A Wrecking Ball.

Nah.. seriously, I hope this whole "act like Madonna" thing blows over quickly. I still think it is a side effect from being on Disney. Look at Selena Gomez, she can do much better than Beaver  Beiber
 
2013-10-30 11:43:45 AM  
WTF happened to her lips? They're almost wildensteinian.
 
2013-10-30 11:52:11 AM  
LonMead

Since the article is only about Miley trying on a couple wigs, can I just post this pic of Alessandra Torresani almost wearing clothes?

Yes. Thank you.
 
2013-10-30 12:01:17 PM  

LonMead: Since the article is only about Miley trying on a couple wigs, can I just post this pic of Alessandra Torresani almost wearing clothes?
[nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com image 500x666]


I'd clone her AI
 
2013-10-30 12:23:55 PM  
Hey!  Skanks need role models too!
 
2013-10-30 12:32:11 PM  
I did like the pumpkins but I wouldnt have them out for kids to see.
 
2013-10-30 12:56:24 PM  

LonMead: Alessandra Torresani


Hard to believe that is not jail bait........
 
2013-10-30 01:09:13 PM  

FoxEWolf: I still think it is a side effect from being on Disney. Look at Selena Gomez...



Ok


i42.tinypic.com

You're right. I feel better already.
 
2013-10-30 01:11:18 PM  
OK Miley, keep the wig on and I'll return you to Zul's List of Porkable Dames.

/and keep your tongue in your head.
//non-negotiable.
 
2013-10-30 01:23:34 PM  

LonMead: Since the article is only about Miley trying on a couple wigs, can I just post this pic of Alessandra Torresani almost wearing clothes?
[nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com image 500x666]



I came here to say that this was the most pointless link I'd ever opened outside of the Politics tab, but that picture saved it.  I'm just gonna close the door to my office now and scroll back up...
 
2013-10-30 01:28:51 PM  

LonMead: Since the article is only about Miley trying on a couple wigs, can I just post this pic of Alessandra Torresani almost wearing clothes?
[nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com image 500x666]


And we thank you.
 
2013-10-30 01:37:07 PM  
If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.
 
2013-10-30 01:37:15 PM  
She really looks great with hair. I have to admit that I don't listen to the radio that much so I only heard her sing Wrecking Ball for the first time last week and I have to say that I didn't find it pleasant in the least.
 
2013-10-30 02:18:29 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: OK Miley, keep the wig on and I'll return you to Zul's List of Porkable Dames.

/and keep your tongue in your head.
//non-negotiable.


fark that, I can think of a lot of uses for that tongue.
 
2013-10-30 02:29:05 PM  

Evil Mackerel: If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.


Fark, Reddit, 4chan, YouTube, YouTube, Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Vine...

ReapTheChaos: Zul the Magnificent: OK Miley, keep the wig on and I'll return you to Zul's List of Porkable Dames.

/and keep your tongue in your head.
//non-negotiable.

fark that, I can think of a lot of uses for that tongue.


I would be creeped the fark out if she intended to give me head. Mostly just because I'd feel like a dirty old man, and I just don't like her music.
 
2013-10-30 03:03:42 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FoxEWolf: I still think it is a side effect from being on Disney. Look at Selena Gomez...


Ok


[i42.tinypic.com image 523x800]

You're right. I feel better already.


Thank You!!!

and of course, I would eat that ass till I found some corn.
 
2013-10-30 03:47:32 PM  

CygnusDarius: Evil Mackerel: If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.

Fark, Reddit, 4chan, YouTube, YouTube, Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Vine...

ReapTheChaos: Zul the Magnificent: OK Miley, keep the wig on and I'll return you to Zul's List of Porkable Dames.

/and keep your tongue in your head.
//non-negotiable.

fark that, I can think of a lot of uses for that tongue.

I would be creeped the fark out if she intended to give me head. Mostly just because I'd feel like a dirty old man, and I just don't like her music.


If she ever shows up at my door, asking her to sing isn't real high on my things to do list.
 
2013-10-30 05:18:30 PM  

LonMead: Since the article is only about Miley trying on a couple wigs, can I just post this pic of Alessandra Torresani almost wearing clothes?
[nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com image 500x666]



Man hands.
Would not receive handy.

/Studman69
 
2013-10-30 05:40:33 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Zul the Magnificent: OK Miley, keep the wig on and I'll return you to Zul's List of Porkable Dames.

/and keep your tongue in your head.
//non-negotiable.

fark that, I can think of a lot of uses for that tongue.


infecting other people with her oral herpes?
 
2013-10-30 05:59:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FoxEWolf: I still think it is a side effect from being on Disney. Look at Selena Gomez...


Ok


[i42.tinypic.com image 523x800]

You're right. I feel better already.


She could eat crackers in my bed any day but in the parallel universe where snowballs roll around all day unmelted in Hell I'd wreck the bejeesus out of Vanessa Hudgens.
 
2013-10-30 06:12:19 PM  
She needs more and less drugs, depending on the drug.
 
2013-10-30 06:23:05 PM  
"Being a lesbian isn't a bad thing. So if you think I look like I'm a lesbian, I'm not offended."

THIS.
 
2013-10-30 06:23:30 PM  
This is just a pathetic, desperate cry for attention:

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Seriously... What the hell? You have to drug-up and whore-up Halloween, too? I can't wait for the tweet pics saying "Merry F♥cking Christmas Biatches!" with dildos hanging from her Christmas tree.

If this were my kid, I'd feel that I'd failed as a parent. This is not "claiming her sexuality" or "discovering herself" -- This is pathetic attention whoring. I'm embarrassed to live in the same country as her.
 
2013-10-30 06:28:28 PM  

comslave: "Being a lesbian isn't a bad thing. So if you think I look like I'm a lesbian, I'm not offended."

THIS.


This is the only smart thing she has said in the past year, I'm sure.

And yeah, I think the short hair's fine. I happen to like short hair on women. Pixie cuts rock.

None of this makes up for her attention whoring, or the fact that she rarely poses for photos without her tongue hanging out and one eye squinched shut, making her look like Bill the Cat.

i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-30 06:31:34 PM  
The thing that annoys me most about Miley Cyrus is that, unlike several other women her age (Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, etc.), she has NO idea what sexy looks like.
 
2013-10-30 06:51:22 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: ...I'd wreck the bejeesus out of Vanessa Hudgens.


Agreed...
www.lanzycelebrity.com 4.bp.blogspot.com

Or just start in the middle and work your way out...
popcultureblog.dallasnews.com
As for Miley... Oop Ack.
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2013-10-30 07:30:41 PM  

meanmutton: The thing that annoys me most about Miley Cyrus is that, unlike several other women her age (Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, etc.), she has NO idea what sexy looks like. how to arouse me

 
2013-10-30 07:32:20 PM  

LonMead: Crotchrocket Slim: ...I'd wreck the bejeesus out of Vanessa Hudgens.

Agreed...
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Or just start in the middle and work your way out...
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As for Miley... Oop Ack.
[d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net image 500x476]



Eh... They're all children.

Call me when they're all over 30 and they've finished cooking.
 
2013-10-30 08:39:47 PM  

Evil Mackerel: If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.


The Holodeck is mankind's last invention. Wait, the penultimate, the Roomba holodeck cleaner is mankind's last invention.
 
2013-10-30 08:50:20 PM  

Fano: Evil Mackerel: If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.

The Holodeck is mankind's last invention. Wait, the penultimate, the Roomba holodeck cleaner is mankind's last invention.


I didn't see a lot of robots on Star Trek. That makes me think there was a Holodeck jizzmopper. Probably some poor enlisted guy who would have been repairing vending machines if transporter technology hadn't made them obsolete.
 
2013-10-30 08:58:51 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Fano: Evil Mackerel: If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.

The Holodeck is mankind's last invention. Wait, the penultimate, the Roomba holodeck cleaner is mankind's last invention.

I didn't see a lot of robots on Star Trek. That makes me think there was a Holodeck jizzmopper. Probably some poor enlisted guy who would have been repairing vending machines if transporter technology hadn't made them obsolete.


Sorta like India's attempt at providing full employment.
 
2013-10-31 12:51:39 AM  
Best costume at the Halloween party I went to tonight was a guy dressed as Miley with another guy dressed as the wrecking ball.
 
2013-10-31 11:51:37 AM  

Fano: Evil Mackerel: If holodeck technology ever becomes real FARK will become a ghost town.

The Holodeck is mankind's last invention. Wait, the penultimate, the Roomba holodeck cleaner is mankind's last invention.


The ships were self cleaning but on a stand alone holodeck I have no idea.
 
2013-10-31 04:41:10 PM  

rynthetyn: Best costume at the Halloween party I went to tonight was a guy dressed as Miley with another guy dressed as the wrecking ball.


That sounds like it might have been a little gay, providing one guy would be riding the other one whilst naked.
 
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