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(   Body found with 10 stab wounds from the last time he almost had his body found   ( divider line
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2013-10-30 09:23:45 AM  
FTA: "They also told authorities the cause of the stab wounds was not foul play."

Wow, snitches really *do* get stitches. I thought that was just a children's rhyme.
2013-10-30 09:33:29 AM  
But I'm not dead yet!

Oh shut up, you soon will be...
2013-10-30 09:35:47 AM  
I would consider any stab wounds "foul play" of some kind.
2013-10-30 09:39:08 AM  
I'm just going to take a stab at this, and say that it WAS foul play.
2013-10-30 09:40:18 AM  
Maybe he fell into some spiky equipment? However, you'd think that if explanatory details like that were available, the Inquirer would have told us.
2013-10-30 09:41:46 AM  
The man appeared to be a gambler. I guess you could say he cashed in his chips.
2013-10-30 09:44:45 AM  

baconbeard: FTA: "They also told authorities the cause of the stab wounds was not foul play."

Wow, snitches really *do* get stitches. I thought that was just a children's rhyme.

Yeah, what the fark?  Just good old fashioned family fun and somebody got stabbed 10 times.  "You think that's fun wait til Christmas!"
2013-10-30 09:54:07 AM  
Acupuncture - hard core style.
2013-10-30 10:09:04 AM  
Realistically, I am guessing that means the family knows exactly who stabbed him and who got the job done, and they don't want any of their other family members getting the same treatment.

Philadelphia - the city of brotherly terror.
2013-10-30 10:17:12 AM  
Haddonfield, huh? I think I've found your suspect.

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/He'd never go to Jersey. He's crazy, not stupid.
//How many people that live there you think are tired of that joke?
///But then c'mon...stab victim.
2013-10-30 11:59:42 AM  
Did he answer to the name Lucky?
2013-10-30 12:11:40 PM  
Could be he was a bit off his rocker and stabbed himself the first time, then found a way to make that permanent the 2nd time around?
2013-10-30 12:37:22 PM  
I heard this on the news yesterday:  "The body was found to have 10 stab wounds, but oddly enough, they were not the cause of his death."

I thought that was mighty strange...  Would it be to obvious to assume that someone came back to finish the job they started?
2013-10-30 12:51:55 PM  
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2013-10-30 12:52:49 PM  
I can appreciate the extra effort a guy takes to track you down and make sure the killing sticks. Not many go the extra mile.
2013-10-30 01:08:27 PM  
He's obviously a gang banger. Blood in, blood out.

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2013-10-30 08:32:05 PM  
Do they stab dead people out there?
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