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(New York Daily News)   The New Adventures of Peepee Longshlonging   (nydailynews.com) divider line 33
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2013-10-30 10:05:30 AM  
Children turn into adults.  Who knew?
 
2013-10-30 10:13:58 AM  
I never saw her 1988 movie.
 
2013-10-30 10:27:15 AM  
oi43.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-30 10:27:59 AM  
Wow.  9-year old me's dreams just came true.
 
2013-10-30 10:36:21 AM  
Damn, that's a hot painting in that room. Definitely not Target quality
 
2013-10-30 10:36:26 AM  
Ceci n'est pas une signets.
 
2013-10-30 10:46:22 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

 I don't remember this mummy attacking her in the movie
 
2013-10-30 10:48:18 AM  
It seems to me that the wild characters in most children's entertainment these days are used as comic relief, and not really as the main characters anymore. Contrast that with the likes of Pippi Longstocking, the Cat In The Hat, and early Dennis the Menace. Main characters that were defined solely by their anarchic spirit. I really don't remember anything about Pippi Longstocking stories other than the fact that she destroyed things and disrupted order with psychotic glee.
 
2013-10-30 10:57:48 AM  
If anyone has a link, just feel free to leave it here...
 
2013-10-30 11:10:56 AM  
I had no idea who this person was, but having seen her grown-up pictures (and with the help of teh Google), I can safely say I would hit that like the fist of an angry god. And you can quote me.
 
2013-10-30 12:22:38 PM  
Wait so this isn't the Swedish or norweigian Pippy but the american movie one?
 
2013-10-30 12:47:09 PM  
"I had no idea who this person was, but having seen her grown-up pictures (and with the help of teh Google), I can safely say I would hit that like the fist of an angry god. And you can quote me."
                                            -tnpir, 2013
 
2013-10-30 12:52:28 PM  
The still from the video in the article make her look a little thick. But I like my women with a little meat on their bones.
 
2013-10-30 01:18:49 PM  

phed: The still from the video in the article make her look a little thick. But I like my women with a little meat on their bones.


I saw it and she has a perfect womans body.  and is a dirty whore!
 
2013-10-30 01:57:13 PM  
Why is something that was discussed weeks ago new?
 
2013-10-30 02:37:37 PM  
25 years too late.


/I'll just have a seat.
 
2013-10-30 03:22:41 PM  
Already watched it for free...not bad!

Sure beats Sydney Leathers...man, that chuck was fuuuuuglee!
 
2013-10-30 03:59:50 PM  
She has the crazy in those eyes.
 
2013-10-30 04:10:36 PM  
Peepee Longshlonging??? So does she like giving or receiving gloden showers?
 
2013-10-30 04:12:09 PM  
More like Peepee Longshoreman. What's with those shoulders?
 
2013-10-30 04:38:10 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: Why is something that was discussed weeks ago new?


Because a few weeks ago there was no guarantee it was going to be released.
 
2013-10-30 04:59:15 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: It seems to me that the wild characters in most children's entertainment these days are used as comic relief, and not really as the main characters anymore. Contrast that with the likes of Pippi Longstocking, the Cat In The Hat, and early Dennis the Menace. Main characters that were defined solely by their anarchic spirit. I really don't remember anything about Pippi Longstocking stories other than the fact that she destroyed things and disrupted order with psychotic glee.


Looking back on it, it's astonishing how many kids in stories for kids lived totally free range, just existing to create turmoil. Now we have enough lil bastards that we don't need the fantasy version.

And we turned Willy Wonka from a self-assured mad dreamer into a pathetic parody of Michael Jackson in full pedophile mode.
 
2013-10-30 05:27:15 PM  

Fano: thatguyoverthere70: It seems to me that the wild characters in most children's entertainment these days are used as comic relief, and not really as the main characters anymore. Contrast that with the likes of Pippi Longstocking, the Cat In The Hat, and early Dennis the Menace. Main characters that were defined solely by their anarchic spirit. I really don't remember anything about Pippi Longstocking stories other than the fact that she destroyed things and disrupted order with psychotic glee.

Looking back on it, it's astonishing how many kids in stories for kids lived totally free range, just existing to create turmoil. Now we have enough lil bastards that we don't need the fantasy version.

And we turned Willy Wonka from a self-assured mad dreamer into a pathetic parody of Michael Jackson in full pedophile mode.


I will never watch another Tim Burton movie ever for the he destroyed Wonka. That was just...wrong.
 
2013-10-30 05:48:19 PM  
Well after checking it out, my verdict is not too shabby. The first two scenes are mostly knob job scenes, but the last Doggy POV scene was alright.
 
2013-10-30 05:59:53 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well after checking it out, my verdict is not too shabby. The first two scenes are mostly knob job scenes, but the last Doggy POV scene was alright.


Best part for me was that she didn't have any tattoos.

Hard to find any pron these days where the girl isn't all scribbled on with the stupid things. THAT was a nice change from the mainstream crap.
 
2013-10-30 06:12:40 PM  

zappaisfrank: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well after checking it out, my verdict is not too shabby. The first two scenes are mostly knob job scenes, but the last Doggy POV scene was alright.

Best part for me was that she didn't have any tattoos.

Hard to find any pron these days where the girl isn't all scribbled on with the stupid things. THAT was a nice change from the mainstream crap.


I'll never understand that sentiment. If you're letting a little thing like tats distract you from your fapping you just aren't trying hard enough.
 
2013-10-30 06:32:11 PM  

hervatski: Wait so this isn't the Swedish or norweigian Pippy but the american movie one?


Yes. From the late 1980s, I believe.

The theme song went like this:

Pippi Longstocking is coming into your world,
a freckle-faced redhead girl
no no no no
She'll throw your life into a whirl.


 And now the lyrics are finally true.
 
2013-10-30 06:34:07 PM  

Oh, and I found some stills from it.



NSFW

Enjoy.
 
2013-10-30 06:35:24 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and I found some stills from it.

NSFW

Enjoy.


Oh... Nevermind. Those might be fake. I dunno. Wait and see.
 
2013-10-30 06:38:30 PM  

ZeroCorpse: ZeroCorpse: Oh, and I found some stills from it.

NSFW

Enjoy.

Oh... Nevermind. Those might be fake. I dunno. Wait and see.


Nah, they're legit.
 
2013-10-30 06:46:25 PM  

ZeroCorpse: hervatski: Wait so this isn't the Swedish or norweigian Pippy but the american movie one?

Yes. From the late 1980s, I believe.

The theme song went like this:

Pippi Longstocking is coming into your world,
a freckle-faced redhead girl
no no no no
She'll throw your life into a whirl.

 And now the lyrics are finally true.


Thank God because I'm 33 but I used to watch the old one all the time on the weekend. As long as she didn't do porn I can watch old episodes without crying.
 
2013-10-30 08:57:56 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: zappaisfrank: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well after checking it out, my verdict is not too shabby. The first two scenes are mostly knob job scenes, but the last Doggy POV scene was alright.

Best part for me was that she didn't have any tattoos.

Hard to find any pron these days where the girl isn't all scribbled on with the stupid things. THAT was a nice change from the mainstream crap.

I'll never understand that sentiment. If you're letting a little thing like tats distract you from your fapping you just aren't trying hard enough.


Trying has nothing to do with it. It's just nice to see a woman without scribbling all over her body once in a while when watching a porno. Reminds me of what it was like in the good old days before women decided bodily graffiti was fashionable and trendy.
 
2013-10-31 01:22:47 AM  

ZeroCorpse: hervatski: Wait so this isn't the Swedish or norweigian Pippy but the american movie one?

Yes. From the late 1980s, I believe.

The theme song went like this:

Pippi Longstocking is coming into your world,
a freckle-faced redhead girl
no no no no
She'll throw your life into a whirl.

 And now the lyrics are finally true.


DAMN YOU!   I now have that farking song stuck in my head!  Fark you very very much!
 
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